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2014

14

Nov

Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Lewin

2014

14

Nov

Kate Upton for Fire Age Campaign of the Day

Game of War – Decisions from Jeguk Group on Vimeo.

Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

14

Nov

Zoe Cross Flashes her Ass for Some Campaign of the Day

I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.

Posted in:Zoe Cross

2014

14

Nov

The Kim Kardashian Coffee VINE of the Day

In case you weren’t online the last 2 days you would be lucky to have not experienced that Kim Kardashian Fully Naked for Paper…a publicity stunt that taught us a few things…the first being that porn chicks who have been fucked on camera back in their prime – can go mainstream enough that being naked “breaks the internet” and becomes news – when really it dosn’t matter. We have learned that all it takes is a nude photo to get the world talking….and that instagram doesn’t apply it’s decency rules to celebs…oh and that we are collectively retards that made this idiot exist…

Well – someone printed it up and made it look like it was shitting out coffee, and that someone made me laugh…even though this whole Kim Kardashian thing is fucking depressing..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

14

Nov

Ashley Tisdale – Grocery Shopper that is Probably Pregnant of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is on some get married, get pregnant, biological clock is ticking kick, and it probably stems from the fact that she’s actually in her mid 30s, and not 25 like her fake age would make you think, it was all part of getting on High School Musical. She’s the Luke Perry of her teen TV show generation…at least according to someone who used to love all the “Ashley Tisdale UGLY Watch” posts I used to do – when the world was tricked into thinking she was hot thanks to good PR, even though everyone with eyes should be able to see she’s pretty minging – even her most loyal creepy fans who are obsessed with her…

That said…she’s in an oversized shirt – and that to me is a 98 percent chance she’s knocked up like everyone else her age….especially after getting married, because they are traditional like that…even though everyone in Hollywood is a whore…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

14

Nov

Crackhead and Other Videos of the Day

Cat Reacts to Packing Tape…Funny

Sharks Stalk Kayakers

Close Call for a Little Girl

Banana Butt Monkey is Some Weirdness

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still drunk. I didn’t sleep yet. I got caught up in a hotel bar talking to some woman – who invited me back to her room to keep drinking only to find her husband sound asleep in bed…so I did what any normal alcoholic would do…I stayed there and drank because sometimes life is about risks, and by life I mean finding drink to drown my pain….

Here are some stepLINKS….today is gonna suck.

15 Reasons Why the Gym Sucks
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Brandon Marshall Agrees to Pay a Twitter Troll to Fight Him
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Colleen Shannon is Hot as Fuck
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Nicole Trunfio Topless in Treats
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How to Make a British Crime Film
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Die Antwoords Weirdo new Music Video…
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Christmas Commercial of the Day
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Hollywood Sex Abuse Revealed
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Qatar Sports Minister Doesn’t Realize All World Cup fans are Homos
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12 Dirty Cakes
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Kitten Therapy
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Jennifer Lawrence and her Crazy Fans
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Hotel life baby….with my mystery girl #tbt

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Trying to bring a stray cat into the local bar to seduce women – never really goes as planned – neither the staff of the bar or the girl you want to suck in will appreciate the rabid little stinky fucker – even if social media tells you the opposite….because it seems like the uglier the cat, the more broken and bootleg it is, provided it’s owner works at Facebook, Buzzfeed, Reddit or other web marketing agencies…while real down on their luck cats are just seen as disgusting…because even when you’re a cat, no one likes you when you’re homeless…

What the fuck am I saying…Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence VS Her Fans
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Monster Energy Drink is the Work of Satan
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Stacy Keibler’s Pink Bikini
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10 Jacked Animals…
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Diplo Wants to Buy Taylor Swift a Booty
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Lara Stone Awesome TOplesss..
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DJ Colleen Shannon is Amazing in a Bikini
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Street Race Gone Wrong
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Olivia Wilde’s Hot at an Event….
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Kelly Brook’s Fat Legs…
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Slut of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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You May Want to Fuck Gwyneth Paltrow
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15 People Who are Dumb and Dumber…
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Jennifer Anistion’s Weirdo Prom Dress…
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Eva Longoria Just Queefed
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Bachelor Contestent Nude for Playboy
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Hofit Golan Nude Dress
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Kelly Brook’s Fat Ass
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Julianne Moore in a Garbage Bag
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Kristen Stewart’s Lookin’ Hot
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Funny News Headlines
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How Hot Chicks Take A Dump
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Diane Agron and her Box
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Miley Cyrus – Date Night
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Hanging Out
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12 Plays that Only Happen in Kids Sports
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Alessandra Ambrosio and her Smoothie
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Hottest Classic Blond Bombshells..
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Random Bikini Model of the Day
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Hilary Swank and Her Man Face
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Crash Test Dummies are Getting Fat
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Things That Bounce
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Mindblowing Art
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Marc Anthony’s New Wife’s Pussy Flash
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Girls Comparing Their Vaginas
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Girls Comparing their Tits
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Girl Getting Topless in White Yoga Pants
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cameltoe Panties..
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Tits in Milk…
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Pissing in the Supermarket
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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She’s Down for the Count…
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Nov

Lara Stone by Juergen Teller of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once – because I posted paparazzi pics of her on her Honeymoon, because her honeymoon was so fucking private and important that the paparazzi went to creep on her…and she felt the need to come after me…like I was the motherfucker in scuba gear creeping up on her in a bikini…thus making me hate her…

But I do like Juergen Teller’s photographer, he’s pretty top tier, and when it features a topless Lara Stone and her big old nipples, thicker than she’s ever been, even though we’ve already seen her tits…I kind of don’t care that sue bothered threatening me with lawsuits, instead I just incorporate it into my masturation…

“Oh yes babay, send me that Lawyer’s Letter, oh you’re so hot when you pay 500 Euros an hour to send me love letters….I just came”…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

13

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Does Letterman of the Day

Academy Award Winning – Amateur Porn Model – Jennifer Lawrence continues to diffuse her slutty, exhibitionist, with a ton of fucking nudes on her phone, situation she probably orchestrated to sex up her image, by singing christmas Carols on David Letterman…but I am far more into the red dress she wore…now that I know what she looks like naked, I can really appreciate everything I ignored about her before, like her awesome tits…

All this to say, all it takes for me to fall in love, is to have a girl sext – so send nudes…

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