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2014

22

Oct

Selena Gomez Gets Tickled by the Dalai Lama of the Day

words of wisdom. #speechless

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People actually cared that Selena Gomez and Orland Bloom went to Vancouver Canada together, like they were a couple, because they may be a couple, as it ties in with the whole Bieber and Miranda Kerr having sex and destroying her already dead relationship with Orlando Bloom, thanks to years of being a slut.

But I think the pivotal moment in this spiritual journey they are on together…is when the Dalai Lama tickeled her chin, like she was a little pug puppy, or like he was showing her how he diddles vaginas but didn’t want to go their since he’s a spirtual leader and diddling vaginas in public, despite being amazing, would go against his teaching…even though you know as well as I do that if you were the Dalai Lama – all you would do with that title is rope in pussy…too weak and broken to realize that the spiritual spit you’re spewing is just talking to their insecurities and sadness…right…right..pray/prey on the weak…..amazing…but not as amazing as this pic of a young harlot being cleansed…

TO SEE HER AND ORLANDO BLOOM AT THE AIRPORT TOGETHER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

22

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know if the world needs any more Taylor Swift butt shots…but I guess the world in general doesn’t really need any more butt shots of anyone – even in this butt obsessed society…because butt shots are just a disctration of everything that is important in the world…

But I love butt shots, I like the fact that this butt has had so many penis in it, that it goes to the media to discuss how it is sexist to think any less of her for being a slut, because feminists hate slut shaming and it’s good to get those miserable fat chicks on your side…especially when said slut being shamed has found lesbianism…

I don’t know..Taylor Swift is a bit of a sham, a lie, a marketing campaign that worked and that spoke to people making her hundreds of millions of dollars…but more importantly, she has long legs, and is skinny…and butt or not…I don’t hate it. I just hate most of her music…especially the catchy ones I catch myself singing when I shouldn’t know they even exist…I feel so ashamed….

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

22

Oct

Anne Hathaway is Gothic and Dark of the Day

Anne Hathaway went to an event dressed like a Goth and I only really noticed because I like that everyone hates Anne Hathaway – enough that it makes her dress like a cutter…weirdo who you know is trying to draw attention to themselves with their weirdo horror obsession…so dark and suburban…

But more importantly, I like that more thought went into this outfit and look, than her Oscar winning performance that wasn’t Oscar winning worthy in Les Miserables…all she did was cut her hair and cry people…I mean every white girl who gets a bad hair cut cries…it was zero special…

Anyway – here she is being Halloween.

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Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

22

Oct

Racy Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

Apparently this is Victoria’s Secret trying to speak to the fact that the internet has shifted the expectations people have of models and I guess even photographers…

You know since everyone is a model and a photographer…the higher concept shoots with nudity are all over the place and way more interesting to look at than their branded – commercialized – christian friendly shit…

It’s like fashion is supposed to be edgy and exciting – not photoshopped to shit and dull…so along with releasing a nude book of all their models with their main photog…

They’ve also got a little more creative direction in their campaigns…like this one Starring:


Candice Swanepoel, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt

Who are the best VS has to offer right now…at least Martha Hunt is…that girl is perfect…

Here are the pics – getting a little grimier than what we are used to…good.

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

22

Oct

Karla for Galore of the Day

Her name is Karla.

She’s not really a known model, but she is a signed model, which means I guess she’ll be popping up more and more as she builds up her brand and reputations and that’s why she’s in lingerie for my friends over at GALORE , who consistently make magic happen with some of the hottest girls around and for that…we must celebrate Karla and GALORE for all that they do…and as long as they keep on bringing the babes…I’ll keep on fantasizing about sweeping them off their feet with love songs, chocolates and anal play…because nothing screams love like anal play…

Karla…unlike so many Carla’s before you…like Karla Hamolka and Carla from Cheers…you’re amazing..

That’s all for now.

Posted in:Karla

2014

22

Oct

Amanda Cerny in a Horror Movie Music Video of the Day

Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny is in this music video for someone that I’ve never heard of and I figure the slutty, evil babysitter is perfect for Halloween and I guess also for anyone who had an evil babysitter growing up who used to threaten to burn the house down if you didn’t eat her pussy properly, but then again, maybe I was the only person with an evil babysitter who used fear for Oral sex from a 7 year olds…it’s a pretty specific thing…that I don’t regret being a part of…becuase it happened…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|stepMUSIC

2014

22

Oct

Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum.

It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket…

You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it…

You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her..

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

22

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Likes Ghosts for Facebook of the Day

I dont’ really know who Elizabeth Gillies is…I’ve DONE A FEW POSTS ON HER in various states of being slutty on social media because no one actually cares about her – and her really lucrative career on some kids show – other than a bunch of perverts who were forced to watch the kids show and have that kids show be the only contact they have with the outside world – because the world has essentially chopped off their fucking testicles…and by world I mean their wife and kids…which brings up a good point about breeding, the most alpha thing to do…spreading your seed, for some reason always ends up with becoming a total bitch…

Weird..but not as weird and amazing as her making blowjob faces and using some halloween app to slut it up – simulating a load on her face – because that’s what it looks like and we all know that Elizabeth Gillies is well aware, that’s why she did this.

Posted in:Elizabeth Gillies

2014

22

Oct

Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that…

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

22

Oct

Clara Settje Nude by Matteo Montanari of the Day

Her name is CLARA SETTJE , she’s a model out of New York…part of Trump Agency, which I guess is Donald Trump’s strategy to recruit new wives….and she’s naked for some photographer named Matteo Montaro and as someone who loves models who get naked for the sake of getting naked and building her portfolio so that she can become the next big thing…so I guess that means that me Clara is my girlfriend…

Posted in:Clara Settje