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2014

17

Oct

Giedre Dukauskaite for H&M Lingerie of the Day

I used to know a Lithuanian plumber, we’d drink together.

He used to tell me that the girls back in Lithuania were incredible and he didn’t understand how he ended up marrying the fattest, hairiest of the bunch. One of those “I’m a fucking loser because everyday I go back to the motherland I am a fucking hero to babes all because of my Canadian Passport, but here I am stuck with this pile of shit”…something I can relate to….but he’d buy these young girls, sometimes for 20 dollars a night anyway…just to taste what he could have had, because apparently, for 20 dollars Lituanians will let you taste anything…something good to know before you build a prison for yourself..

That said this Giedre Dukauskaite, whatever the fuck kind of name is that, is one who got away, you know the Eastern European who models instead of being human trafficked because she was lucky enough to be tall…and now she’s probably living in NYC, booking 30k-100k campaigns, and looking’ hot doing it…

Even when catalog bikini and lingerie pics are boring as fuck.

So Giedre Dukauskaite, and her stupid name she should have stage named…is amazing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Giedre Dukauskaite

2014

17

Oct

Arianny Celeste for Gregorio Photo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same.

She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match…

These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2014

17

Oct

Man Gets Hard On at Worst Time and Other Videos of the Day

Fight Between Teacher a Student

Cop Shoots and Killed Hammer Weilding Hobo in Montreal

Man Sleeping on Bus…

Dogs Caught Humping…

Van Slams Little Girl…

The Backflip Kid…

Kiss of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

For every 20 or so failed tinder romances – like this:

Is a girl willing to get naked, spread her vagina, and even insert random household objects in her for me, just becausee I ask..

No man should have this much power. I’d like to thank the internet, the access and exposure to porn, and my romantic ways for this amazing opportunity to make masturbation so interactive…

Here ware some morning links…good morning…

13 Weird as Fuck Gravestones
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How Fast Food Burgers Age
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The Butt Plug of Christmas in Paris – Probably Provided by Kim Kardashian
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This is How Joan Rivers Dies…
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Charlie Sheen is Single…but There Will Always Be Hookers…and More Hookers…
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Cynthia Escobar is Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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I want Genevieve Morton in My Mouth
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Jude Law is Going to be a Father for the Fifth Time – He’s like a Black Guy
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How To Charge Your Phone with a 9 Volt Battery
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War Machine Tried to Kill Himself in Jail
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Your Brain on MDMA
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Signs that Don’t Understand Quotations
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The Otter Who Only Eats Sushi
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Selena Gomez Hates Old People!
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Bitches Trying to be the Next Princess
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People WHo are “SOOOOO LATE but still Tweeting
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Looks like tonight is going to be another night of my trying to ignore my wife’s heavy breathing, hoping it actually stops, literally…while being romantic with girls on TINDER – because the internet proves there is no need to leave your house…ever…the sex is there…not in actual real life…and the booze is cheaper…

While I do that…here are some stepLINKS

Skin or Leggigns
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People Who Fear ABOLA
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Sideboob…
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Erykah Badu Singing in Times Square
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Kylie Jenner’s Hot Selfie…
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Car Safety Tip of the Day
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Nicole McDee is the Slut of the Day
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Lionel Richie Could be Khloe Kardashian’s Dad
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Selena Gomez in White…
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People Who Ressemble Things…
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Selena Gomez Walks Around Her House Naked
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A Miley Cyrus Under Cunt
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Dude Arrested for Throwing Sex Toys at a Minor
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People Haunted By their FB Updates
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Crazy Hos
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The Best Cosplay Costumes from Comicon
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Ferne McCann See Through
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Chris Noth Thought Sex and the City’s Carrie was a Whore – a really Ugly Overpriced – Whore
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Girls in Shorts…
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17 Greatest Game Show Fails….
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Halle Berry
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Shailene Woodley at Some Event
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Floor Gives Out at the North Face Store – Shoppers are Forced to Climb a Wall…
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Trying to Look Up Pixie Lott’s Skirt of the Day
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Iggy Azalea is Disgusting
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Thai Dancer of the Day
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Crazy Venezuelan Prices…
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Britney Looks Normal
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Carmen Electra at Some Event
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Nicole Scherzinger Drops Cleavage…
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Miley Cyrus Topless
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Abby Cubey Bikini Hotness…
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Life is Better When You are Asleep
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Old School Hotness!
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Jessie James Decker Legs
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9 Moves to Get the Girl
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Hottest Mugshots Ever…
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Courtney Stodden is Ridiculous
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Skiing Down a Volcano
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Jennifer Tilly and an Umbrella
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Denise Van Outen Legs…
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This Dirty Dancing – Patrick Swayze Kid is a Joker
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Anastasia Ashley Fit Body
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Man Arrested for Striking Woman with a Burrito
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Tulisa Contostavlos Tits…
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22 Sneaky Animals Stealing…
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Emma Stone Slutty…
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A Bunch of Redheads for Thursday
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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have a Soul….
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Shitty Gifts From Loved Ones
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Kelly Brook Fat Chick Clothes
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Snoop Steps Up his Iggy Hate
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Jason Biggs Pees on Chelsea Handler
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Squirt of the Day
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Asshole Tries Jumping Over a Car
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Lauren Cohan Walking Dead Star Models Underwear
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Maniac Stalking..
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Lucy Pinder and Emma Glover Topless
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Big Clit Clarissa is Terrifying….
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Crazy Fucking Hips
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Prolapse of the Day
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Skin or Leggings?
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The Girl Who Signs EDM to her Deaf Friend
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Butt Darts
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The Man with a Moth in His Ear
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Penelope Cruz – Hot Ass!
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Oct

Jason Biggs Peeing on Chelsea Handler’s Face of the Day

I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place…

This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break…

Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|Jason Biggs

2014

16

Oct

Lydia Hearst’s Behind the Scenes Esquire Shoot of the Day

Her name is Lydia Hearst. She’s an actress and model but most importantly, she is the one. The only one….when I watch her, at least in this Esquire video, I can’t really see anyone else, maybe because she’s the only one in the video, or maybe because she’s just so perfect on all levels that no one else exists when she’s around….you know the kind of girl I would want to write letters to from prison, before filming a documentary on how I am going to win her love and affection by sitting outside her house, until her security gets rid of me, you know the background romance to my seduction that we can one day show our grandkids how our enternal love came to be, and in the mean time, I’ll just let this tingle in the pit of my stomach in love feeling that may just be indigestion. I eat pretty badly…I can’t be too sure…so until I shit myself…linger…and instead watch the video of her – because it’s all I have…but not all I need. Lydia, if you’re out there, will you go on a date with me? One that lasts forever? Or does me showing everyone your tits in video looking amazing ruin my chances?

I guess only time will tell…but I believe in the power of love…that love will set us free…that all we need is love…and every other love reference I’ve had shoved down my face over and over in songs…because whatever I just experienced watching this was poetic…if not a religious experience…hold me…

Posted in:Lydia Hearst

2014

16

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Swimsuit Collection of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Model and mom of 2 – has figured out the complex plight of the bikini model – what do you do when the bikini model body turns too old to bikini model – you start a bikini line – usually funded by the people you bikini modelled all these years for because you owe them your life for bringing you out of Brazil and taking you to this level…

You see because even products being pushed to 40 year olds, use young girls for them to hate – rather than people their age to hate….it’s simple logic, they can always blame their youth for their bodies, but when you put someone their own age in front of them half naked, it makes their mom asses look lazy and sloppy as shit…

So instead of modelling, launch a brand, Jessica Alba this shit, get rich….and these are the pics.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

16

Oct

Cindy Crawford for Citizen K International Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Gold Digger Cindy Crawford, who was celebrated by her PR Team for being one of the original supermodels. You know a woman who made money in her own right, doing her own thing, and paving her own way in the fashion industry. A woman who I’ve seen in person and is totally substantial and amazing even at 100…but who no one ever talks about how she married the GERBER family heir…who I would assume is probably a billionaire…because models always go for billionaires, if anything I think they become models to meet and bed billionaires…whether they are millionaires on their own or not….it’s all about dating up…

So one of the Original gold digging models, turned wife and baby momma to the future Gerber heirs…did some campaign and she looks fucking good, if I was a billionaire I would buy her too…and all the younger versions of her that come along because that’s what being a billionaire is all about…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2014

16

Oct

Lily Allen Midlife Crisis Concert Tour of the Day

Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer…

I find the whole thing offensive, but I guess I am not one of those people who believes in the whole be yourself, do what you want, do what feels right, even if it stems from insecurity…or seems like it is trying to hard.

I am the kind of person who feels that at your 30th birthday, no bikini’s, crop tops, booty shorts, allowed…unless you’re a stripper, in which case your desperation counterbalances the disgustingness…but when you’re rich and don’t need to be doing this…don’t do this…class it up a bit idiot..she’s a fucking mom of two, three if you count the abortion…this is not mom behavior, not even on Halloween…especially not in real life.

Posted in:Lily Allen