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Katy Perry’s Ass of the Day
Katy Perry’s Ass of the Day
Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day
Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day
Livvy Dunne’s Ass on Media day of the Day
Livvy Dunne’s Ass on Media day of the Day
Victoria Justice’s Titties on Press Day of the Day
Victoria Justice’s Titties on Press Day of the Day
Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day
Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day

2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked.

Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that…

Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

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2014

30

Oct

Miley Cyrus Does AIDS of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was also at the AIDS event…because everyone was at the AIDS event and it seems like everyone was also into dressing half naked at the AIDS event…which is pretty inappropriate since being half naked is one of the catalysts that causes aids, and if anything I feel like these people are mocking the disease they’ll never die of, no matter how dirty they get, because Magic Johnson proved – if you’re a celebrity there is a cure..

That said, I am all for throwing million dollar events with Celebrity guests to help bring awareness to AIDS since no one has ever heard of fucking AIDS.

I am also all for Miley’s AIDS costume…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Oct

Kea Ho for Galore Magazine of the Day

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I wonder if Don Ho’s daughter – Kea Ho – was ever teased about her last name being Ho, when she has such a subtle and classy look to her, a look that would appear to the outsider who has never heard of Kea Ho, to possibly think she was a librarian or something equally non sexual….despite the implants – not that anyone has ever really heard of her, no matter how hard that Ho of a name is used to book jobs, or at least pay her rent with some Tiny Bubbles royalties….

All this to say … she’s amazing.

Via the homies at GALORE

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2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it…

It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx…

That said…I am a fan of her dress…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Oct

Sabrina Ioffreda for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend.

Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away…

Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI

This shoot is pretty next level

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2014

30

Oct

Kristina for Tommy Wharf is Amazing of the Day

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I don’t know anything about TOMMY WHARF other than that he posts pictures of his film in his fridge, so I am going to assume he’s a photographer…who still uses film…as a lot of these photographers are now doing – because digital takes the fun out of taking a picture – and film allows people to both be as annoying as being vegan, or in Crossfit, or a feminist about it..you know some hipster elitism that can allow film people to look down on the lesser photographers who don’t shoot on film…and I am all for that…because..I’m old as fuck, I remember film cameras, and I remember jerking off to porn pictures shot on film…and I find the whole experience of film, way more romantic…

And if you can’t tell from this site filled with throat fucking love stories…and scat fetishes….that I am a romantic…then you just don’t get me..

All this to say, telling girls an artist, getting some Penthouse from the 70s vibe going on in your pictures, all thanks to shooting on film is a solid hook…and her is a shoot he did, that I don’t know whether it was on film or not…because it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics…

Via C-Heads

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2014

30

Oct

Michelle Rodriguez for AIDS of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist…

Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play…

All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern…

That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Nazi Salute of the Day

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I am not saying that aryan, blue eyed, blonde hair…Taylor Swift, who you could assume would be Hitler’s wet dream, is in fact a nazi. I am not a conspiracy theorist like that, but I will say it looks like she’s doing a Nazi Salute at her Good Morning America performance, that is all part of her brain washing propaganda that Hilter could probably relate to, as she sells her new album, that will probably break records….because she is our leader…and I am all about her long, thin, legs that probably wish they were a model instead of a popstar because everyone wishes they were models…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Oct

Coco Does Halloween of the Day

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It’s halloween tomorrow, or what I like to call the day all the week that low level celebrities, if you consider Coco a celebrity, where as I consider her more of hooker who belongs to a celebrity, who lets her do whatever she wants, as long as she sits her fat ass on his face, because that’s what he pays her for…and I guess what it comes down to is that I think she’s pretty fucking amazing….and I don’t really know why…but maybe her Halloween costume gives some insight into that…via her ridiculousness, even though everyday is Halloween for her…fascinating stuff.

TO SEE Celebs Doing Halloween CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Oct

Hot Asian Robot Woman and Other VIdeos of the Day

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How to Get a Free IPhone full of Nudes

Thai Snake Hunting…No This Isn’t Sex Tourism

Trucker Cat Scared of the Overpass

The Fuck her Right in the Pussy – During a Child Sex Exploitation Story

Dad Leaves his Daughter Behind During a Robbery

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