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2014

20

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey…

I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley…

What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

20

Oct

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Naked for Russell James of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is from Australia and like all Australians she probably has one of the trashiest accents around, but with being from Australia, also probably means she’s a good fucking time, because Australian women seem to be hot, ready for bikinis at any given time, but still down to get drunk and sloppy…

She’s 5 foot 11, which makes her modelesque, and that’s convenient since she’s a model…and it is safe to say that some of her best work has been HER BUSH …because as someone who loves bush…I love any and all girls who have them…especially when they are models..because model bush, despite being dirtier in theory, due the lifestyle, is better than fat lazy girl you meet at the fast food restaurant bush, you know because her bush is from laziness and lack of sex and style…proving yet again why it is better to be a model.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM RUSSELL JAMES’ BOOK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2014

20

Oct

Glamour Models Shooting Guns of the Day

Glamour Models aren’t hot – that’s why they are Glamour models, otherwise they would be actual models, and not these thirsty as hell girls in the UK just hoping to land a soccer player to knock them up – because in the UK there are as many of these girls as there are players…

But Glamour models do have rocking tits…that’s the whole reason they exist. That’s the whole reason they do cheesy shoots to get published, probably for very little money, to just stand out from the strippers and barmaids they are competing with for the Soccer wallet fucking…

This is a behind the scenes video of a few of them with guns, not sure what it is for, but babes and guns as Cliche as it is, works, when the babes with the guns are Glamour models, which is Cliche to begin with…right…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Oct

Madison Headrick for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Madison Headrick is some American Model I’ve never heard of…showing some nipple in this Autumn inspired for Marie Claire Italia

She’s not famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM which nowadays is the basis of all things and that makes her more amazing and more interesting – because famous people are shitty and hot girls who get cast in photoshoots who aren’t famous yet, even if they want to be aren’t yet shitty…but I have faith in time they all end up shitty..

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2014

20

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Blocked Me on Instagram of the Day

Someone sent me a link to Emily Ratajkowski because she thinks she matters, I assume it was someone working for her, because even being in a hit movie, no one fucking cares. We’re over her sloppy tits, that are probably fake, and even if they aren’t are boring because we’ve seen them 100 times, even if they were fucked by Ben Affleck and David Fincher in order to book Gone Girl…a whore has got to do what a whore has to do to get work…

You see there are people who are celebrated for having talent, and there are people given opportunities because they have a mattress on their back, or in Emily’s case, she doesn’t need a mattress – she’ll take it anywhere..

Apparently, she locked Me out of her Instagram, blocked which is an interesting approach since she used to email me her photoshoots trying to promote..before she didn’t need my help…

SHe’s one of those fuck them and leave them types…and that makes me like her more…

Here’s this trashy piece of shit at some Irish talk show CLICK HERE

Here a picture of her pussy CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

20

Oct

Elsa Hosk’s Instagram Creep of the Day

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Goodnight from the beach ???? #GQ @gomillionandleupold

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model, a lot like that Volvo the neighbor with the 12 kids who like skiing and Vermont related things has, only not she’s not from the mid-80s…and the only ride I’m into with her is not in her Volvo…but in her VULVA…you see what I did there…right…I’m a pervert…

She’s the kind of Swedish import that I wouldn’t mind transporting on the roof of my car, and assembling in my basement, to house my collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…or meatballs..maybe I should talk about meatballs…and fish..Swedes love fish…
and I love Elsa Hosk…

So that’s why I’m creeping her instagram…Here she is working out…

Here are some of her pics…

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2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

20

Oct

Drone VS Topless Tanner and Other Videos of the Day

NYPD Arrest Hipster Subway Musician

NYPD Talk a Suicidal Dude Off the Brooklyn Bridge

Old Man Boxes Young Guy and Wins

Cops Arrest Annoying Girl

Chinese Man Abusing Camel

A Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Man Falls in the Water During a Live Interview

Mexican Saves a Man from his Burning House

Little Kid Smokin’ of the day

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON

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The best thing about tinder is that the girls who swipe right on the masked man with a semi-erotic soft core pornographic – in appropriate profile…is that they all seem to have a being kidnapped fetish…

Now I don’t have a kidnapping fetish, but apparently, I think girls who have a kidnapping fetish are pretty amazing..but then again, I think any girl who is less than 300 pounds is amazing…even the crazy ones…because they are all crazy ones.

Here are some links..

Chainsaw MAsacre Prank
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Woman Gets Arrested After Being Stuck in a Man’s Chimney
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Vivica Mitra – Water WHore
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Pizza – Or – Boobs…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Stephen Collins Won’t Be Charged With Child Molestation
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Beyonce Legs
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Kim Kardashians’s Shorts are Ridiculous
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Cats that Won’t Be Olympic Gymnasts
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Weatherman VS Dog News Blooper
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Top Drunk J Crew
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Alfonso Ribeiro with Some Dancing Ass
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Glan Campbell’s Final Song/Video is Pretty Intense.
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Top 10 Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Redneck Couch Moving…
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The Deflated Christmas Butt Plug Happened
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14 Sexy Inanimate Objects!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t tell a suicidal person that “mental health is all in your head…”, it wouldn’t prevent them from killing themselves but it will make them want to kill you along with themselves for dropping a bad joke…

Don’t tell a suicidal person when they say “I wish I was anyone but me”…that you wish you were a Pug because pugs are so majestic….

Don’t tell a suicidal person when they are ready to make the move that if you were them you’d choose carbon monoxide…like recommending a restaurant…

Do tell a suicidal person to send you their final nude so you possess their legacy…

What it comes down to is that life is a joke, I laugh at it, and dealing with suicidal or depressive people works totally against my overall “everything sucks, I hate people, but I’m sticking around to watch, because dead is dead and should be something for old people, and why girls to hashtag on the internet”…

So don’t kill yourself this weekend…even if it means coming back as a pug…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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Blake Lively is Fat
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Adrianne Curry Naked
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Vanessa Hudgens And Ashley Tisdale Merge Leggings
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Vivica Mitra Bikini Turns Heads Pimping Water and Making Friends
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12 Shadows the are Misleading….
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Jennifer Lawrence Hates Hermaphrodites….
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30 Most Embarrassing Halowwen
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Ashley Tisdale Workout Gear….
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60 Times Rebels Ignored the Rules
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Iggy Azalea Preps the Camel Toe for War
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17 Satisfying Displays of Justice….
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Micaela Schaefer Body Painted…
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Bulldog Riding a Motorbike Waves at a Passing Biker…WHAT?
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10 Things You Should Never Wear in your Online Dating Profile
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Bregje HEinen Hot for the Lame Pieces of Shit Still Holding on at Maxim
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Funny Photoshops
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Dane Cook Has Boned Hundreds Of Groupies, So Says Dane Cook
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Girls in Beanies….
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Kendall Jenner in Leggings of the Day
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Being Stoned in the Grocery Store
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Kristen Stewart is So Cool
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10 Pics of Classix Cartoon Characters Experimenting…
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Noomi Rapace Pokies!
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Jaime King in Yellow
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How To Get Rid of the Hiccups
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Beyonce Bangs Jay Z
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Lady Gaga Pokies
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Nadine Leopold Bikini
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Kelly Brook’s Big Legs in Shorts….
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Inventive Smuggler Attempts to Hide Meth in Candle Wax
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Rachel Finch at Some Photoshoot
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Blake Lively Pregnant
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Adrianna Curry Naked on Instagram
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Irina Shayk’s Ass in Leather
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Rosie Huntington White Pants…
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Random Hands in Ads….
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Bregje Heinen Sizzles In Maxim
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Girls Taking Selfies….
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Johnny Knoxville Isn’t Mad at the Frat Bros Who Slipped Him Ecstasy
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Daphne Joy and Her Cleavage of Joy Host Hottie Even at the Cosmo
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Kylie Jenner Lookin Hot…
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Glenn Close Grew Up In A Cult
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Violet Erotica Plays With her Tits….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Out of Water Titty Gif….
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MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey Is All Kinds Of Hot
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Lauren Cohan Is Hot…
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Tits in Water
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Dude Running Around Pulling Down Innocent Pants…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Locker Room Voyeur
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Girl Fucks Herself with a Shoe
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Big Tits Spread Pussy…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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