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2014

12

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst way to get a blow job is by telling a girl she owes you a blowjob, especially after doing a menial task for her, like holding the door open at a grocery store when her boyfriend was in the car, because you won’t get that blowjob because opening the door doesn’t warrant a blow job thank you, and more importantly, her boyfriend, who she just left the gym with – will REALLY hate it…

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Blade Runner is Pretty Much Not Going to Jail…For Blatantly Murdering his Girlfriend
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Things that Bounce…
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9 Movies with Terrible Morals…
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Michelle Lewin is in a Bikini
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Courtney Love Sucks…
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Road Worker Trick – Fail
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Brad Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence are Together Again….
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Most Consecutive Pinky Pull Ups
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The 15 Best Weed Strains Right Now
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13 SFW Dick Pics
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Yasmine Colt is Hot in a Bikini
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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2014

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I want a million instagram followers so that I can be relevant, help me be relevant

I also want love and by love I mean at least 1-3 hookers begging for me to have sex with them for free, not because I like hookers, but because I like things that are free, but more importantly, I want more alcohol, because alcohol leads to situations that I think are three hookers asking me to have sex with them for free, until sobering up and realizing that they are homeless chicks..but in that window of hazy…it’s good and I guess the memories, as distorted as they are…is all we’ve got…

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Japan is Releasing a Black Burger
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Girls who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kendall Jenner Butt Cheek
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Dude from Scarface and his 18 Year Old Girlfriend – is Next Level
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Jasmin Walia in a Bikini
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Peggy for Mad Men in a Bikini
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Anastasia Ashley Hot For Maxim
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Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Still Fucking
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Olivia Holt Teen Cleavage…
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Amazing First Pitch
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Jennifer Walcott is the Slut of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Rich Horse…
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Stripper Sues Jerry Jones
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Weird Things Couples Fight About
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Brenda Song in Shitty Short Shorts
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30 Pics of Seniors that are Awesome
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Kanye West Rushed to Hospital for a Headache
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12 Pez Dispensers That Should Have Never Been
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Reggaeton Like This Chick
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Actor Loses It When Asked How Many Men He Beat Off…
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Girls Laying in Bed
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Jessica Alba – Boring at Fashion Week
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Alessandra Ambrosio Boring at Fashion Week
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Sarah Palin Family Got into a Brawl
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Ariana Grande Boring at the Airport
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21 People with a Roommate Worse Than Yours
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Amanda Cerny in a Wet Bikini
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College Footbal Cheerleader Showdown
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Organisms Under the Microscope are Scary as Fuck
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The Pros and Cons of Dating Britney Spears
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Kirsten Dunst for VS Magazine
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Hot Girls Posing with Dogs
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Danielle from American Picker’s Pin Up
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Lady Gaga and TOny Bennett are Soul Mates
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Ellen’s Anaconda is Awful
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Christina Milian Big Tits at Fashion Week
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Olivia Munn Has Pokies
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Chris Brown Started a Bottle Fight in a Club
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Irina Shayk in Shorts
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Twitter Has No Shame on Sept 11
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Jessica Biel Leaves the Gym
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A Look Back At How Things Used to Be
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A Babe Named Ursela Naked in a Movie
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Helen Flanagan Upskirt
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Pam Anderson Lookin’ Hot
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Wax Museum Prank
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Fake Lottery Win Prank
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Instagram Brat in Jail for Selling iPhone on Craigslist
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A Bunch of Hot Redheads
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Aaron Carter is Creeping Out Hilary Duff
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Heidi Klum’s Big Floppy Mom Tits
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12 SFW DICK PICS
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She’s Working Hard for It
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Big Chocolate Boobs
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Jess Davies is the Slut of the Day
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Phil Varone’s Groupies Exclusive
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The Joy Corrigan N
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THere’s Gonna be a Mess to Clean
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Throwback Samantha Fox Nudity
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I Need More Bored girls in My Life
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Naked Amateurs
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Some Random Chick With an IMDB Page – Naked
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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2014

11

Sep

Berit Topless for Galore Magazine of the Day

Berit is a model I’ve never heard of but who I follow on intagram for some reason that I call following every girl, model, aspiring model, babe, etc…but these GALORE MAGAZINE are pretty fucking next level and I am not just saying that because she’s got amazing tits that she’s showing off, or because ofthat booty that she’s got in the air like this was a hip hop video vixen, I am saying that because I am in love..

It’s like when I see girls like this, I wonder how girls like Late Upton get famous, or richer than they already are…sloppy and disgusting…when the world is filled with countless babes I want to look at…it is very very weird…and unfair but I believe that Berit will have her chance to shine, and the entire time, I’ll be singing love songs to her from afar – because I’m romantic like that after falling in love with pics…

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2014

11

Sep

Charisma Carpenter Bikini Picture of the Day

Charisma Carpenter posted a NUDE to celebrate turning 100 for her fans who still remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and trust me they remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because any dudes into Buffy the Vampire Slayer are just that level of socially awkward and loyal…I’ve met buffy fans and they are some weirdness…

All this to say, her posting the picture of her in a bikini is hardly that exciting, maybe a little divorcee or menopausal trying to suck in a little positive reinforcement for all the pilates classes she’s been taking. Which isnt’ a bad thing, especially if you meet her in a bar drunk one night, these 100 year old ex babes from TV, know how to throw down when filled with sadness that the glory years are over…I mean historically all 100 year olds who were once babes, but now drunk and alone love to get dirty…so I guess this makes sense.

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2014

11

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Topless for Cover Denmark of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a fashion model, who I think has done some Victoria’s Secret, but who for the most part has done nude or topless shoots like you can see… HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE …I mean this is some prolific as fuck nude and exposed titty pics all for the sake of fashion….she’s pretty fucking professional at the whole naked while people take pictures thing…so seeing her in Cover Denmark topless is not really eventful, but I like to encourage this kind of behavior, you know positive reinforcement so she does it again and again and again…which I have a feeling she is going to do because she is Eastern European and this helps feed her family, but more importantly is better than peeing on webcam for perverts paying 4 dollars a minute…

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2014

11

Sep

Ashley Sky for Galore of the Day

Ashley Sky is an instagram model who has over 1,000,000 followers, which is pretty huge considering actual famous people have far less followers, and she did it all for being hot, having a great ass, and doing whatever it is to hustle her shit…and now, thanks to instagram, she matters. She books huge campaigns, she gets paid to wear products, and she works with my friends who run one of the hottest fashion magazines called GALORE MAGAZINE

She’s their cover girl, the shoot reminds me of 70s playboy, with a little black and white erotic tease, showing some ass cheek and in a world filled with throat fucking porn, I dig the subtle sleaziness, it’s more artistic and thus more babes become a part of it…

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2014

11

Sep

Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat…

Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP

But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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2014

11

Sep

Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose.

They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.

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2014

11

Sep

Crista Cober Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Crista Cober is a model who I’ve never heard of, there are so many models that it is impossible to really keep track of them, unless you are a weirdo and actually care, it’s like every tall skinny chick is a model and only some actually make money and get ahead, while others make money and are never heard of, and others are heard of and never make money but they have a good opportunity to meet rich guys to buy them everything they need….

I guess that’s the basic foundation of modeling. Interchangeable tall chicks who like having their pictures taken and who are willing to get naked in those pictures even if it isn’t paid, even if they were the kind of girl who said prior to modeling that “you’d have to pay me a million dollars to show you my tits”…only to do it for free after realizing how competitive modeling is because they are interchangeable…and being tricked into thinking it will help their career or their “book”…

What it comes down to is that Free is Affordable enough for me…especially when it comes to getting girls to show their tits…so I like this Corber chick…and her tits…in this magazine.

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2014

11

Sep

Nicki Minaj for Dazed Magazine of the Day

I am pretty confused…Nicki Minaj did this photoshoot for fashion magazine Dazed, but didn’t show one shot of her ass, not from any angle, all the pics are straight up and conservative, I guess because she wants us all to know that she’s not just a big ass that she exploits, she is also tits, and that ass is just an act that she developed with her acting coaches she met in acting school back when building this character she was going to in turn infiltrate into the world, for the world to accept, thanks to a whole lot of radio play and apathy that involves not delving into the white bred world of Nicki Minaj and her popstar lie for white bread suburbanites…

Nicki Minaj is a lie that is working, that reminds everyone that it is ok to lie as long as it is for international success, fame, fortune and money…

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