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2014

04

Sep

Alex Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day

Alex Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s little muse. The tween he recruited for his Spy Kids movies, and I don’t think he’s done anything since.

I will assume that like Polansky and really all the execs at Disney, everything that went on between them was WHOLESOME as fuck, you know respectful and non-sexual, because hollywood doesn’t have a history of being perverted, twisted, too rich to get punished, depraved freaks who go on sex tourist vacations in thailand where they watch or participate in youthful sex…

I just know that she’s really into showing off her tits on instagram…that always stems from a well-rounded childhood…

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2014

04

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Hot for GQ of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is some 40 year old Texan diner waitress, at least that’s what she looks like to me, but thanks to Guess and Sports Illustrated, she can pretend to be 24, a new face, and here to save the fucking world, one half naked picture at a time…

I don’t think there’s anything all that interesting or good about her, but I guess any all American fake tit, blonde chick, will get some kind of play, especially when all these magazines and companies dip into the same talent pool, something these girls are used to, because the second they get published, all the rich dude penis comes at them erect throwing money…

There are better girls out there, but her bare ass on a stool – inspires me…I mean as much as a bare ass on a stool can inspire

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2014

04

Sep

Nina Agdal Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

I wonder if I am the only straight dude in the world who hates lingerie catalog pics. I get it, in the early 90s when we didn’t have porn, we used to jerk off to this nonsense, but thanks to the state of the world and the fact that nudity is so accessible, the last thing I need to do is jerk off to this wholesome photoshopped shit, that looks cheap and badly shot, not that I jerk off, that’s for weirdos…but you get what I am saying….and that is that Nina Agdal looks like a retard let out on activity day…where instead of hitting her head against things, forcing her to be helmeted, she’s half naked with a rockin’ body…and rockin’ body that make her retard face good enough…a rockin’ body that is totally shot weird in these pics, from a weird angle, making her look all long torso….not that any of you care about that…I mean it’s a little picky and ridiculous really, there is a half naked girl getting paid a lot of money right here, for this…I should be celebrating this, not hating on it…even if I think they should have got her at a discount, like the pharmacy I used to work at got when they brought in the handicaps to clean the store…because she’s not as top model as she pretends to be…I bet she’s still fucking rich dudes for designer purses and her rent money even with the jobs she gets. All models do.

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2014

04

Sep

Jill Scott “Allegedly” Naked of the Day

Someone emailed me this picture of 42 year old Jill Scott, who is a singer, a big breasted black singer…the kind of big breasted black singer you would not ever really want to see naked, unless you are like my friend who has fucked 1000s of women and only finds joy in being smothered by big black women….in which case you’ll love this shit…

I mean I can’t imagine this is from any Fappening, why would nerds delve into this iCloud, and if they did, why wouldn’t they leave it on the iCloud where it belongs…no one’s eyes to be tainted by…

I mean, Jill Scott, such an obscure person, either too obscure for this to actually be her, or so obscure that it is definitely her and I guess there’s no real way to decide if it is her or not, not because all black women look the same, but because she’s hiding her damn face and no nerd is going to go to the trouble to prove these are real like they do with all the other nudes…

I’m posting it anyway.

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2014

04

Sep

The Girl Who Falls Off the Loading Dock and Other Videos of the Day

A Guy Gets Beat Because He’s Wrongfully Accused of Beating Up his Girlfriend

Today in Dancing

No Leash Dog Walker

The Car With No Tire

Dog Rescue of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I gave up on porn a long time ago, you know it’s just so mainstream, so I replaced it with sexting, which now, thanks to all the celebs, is just so mainstream. There used to be excitement in getting nudes in an era when girls were skeptical about sending nudes, now they just give that shit away for free…so I’m at a crossroads, do I take on a weirdo fetish like the virgin losers who are over masturbating and into weirdo things – like girls eating, or do I get into ertoic novels…like a retired housewife in Ohio….and while I figure that out

Here are some stepLINKS…

Happy Faces in Inanimate Objects
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Baseball Fan of the Day
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Natalie Dormer – Panty Flash
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History of the Violin…
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The Dude Who Let His Son Die in a Hot Car Indicted on Murder Charges
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SO MANY GIRLS NAKED ON CAM – SO MANY GIRLS NAKED ON CAM
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Lion Vs Mongoose
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FUCK COUGARS!
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Rare McDonald’s Items
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Top 10 Celeb Arrests
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Jeff Bridges in a Bar Drinking a White Russian
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Strong Ankle Models
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Sep

Lucy Hale Bikini Action for Instagram of the Day

Lucy Hale is one of the Pretty Little Liars girls, who is probably ridiculously famous thanks to the show, even though I’ve never seen the show, and I’ve never really heard much about the show, but apparently, it’s the kind of show any pervert who likes teens, probably knows all about, since it’s their generation’s 90210, or The OC, or whatever other show over the last few decades spoke to the generation with 25 year olds playing high school students…

That said, she’s posted some bikini pics, they are boring, her body is boring, I prefer her co-stars’ slutting….to this…but at least she’s trying.

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2014

04

Sep

Alpha Omicron Pi Flash of the Day

The girls from this Sorority are doing it right, you know sure there’s not enough pie for my liking, especially since that’s their actual name, but they are still flashing their tits, because flashing tits is something people do and have always done, especially when drunk and in large groups, because it’s part of the human experience or some shit…

This is the FROSH, College Experience in this porn/sexting generation…this is there stand with Jennifer Lawrence hustle that says TITS ARE GREAT LOOK AT THEM and I guess it’s better than college of the past, even if the picture looks like it was taken in the 80s thanks to shit quality…

I support girls getting naked always…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about jogging….is watching girls with nice round asses and big fat tits doing it..

I spent an hour at the track.

Staring.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Model Ankles
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So Much Ridiculous Ass
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The Dumb Cat of the Day
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Kelly Brook Grainy Tits….
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George Clooney Directing a Movie on Phone Hacking Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, McKayla Maroney, Kirsten Dunst, Bar Refaeli and the Butt Sniffer from Downton Abbey
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Miley Cyrus Thinks Social Media is Worse for you Than Drugs
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Lookin Down Selena Gomez’s Shirt
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Jourdan Dunn is a Babe….
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Jessie J Big Cleavage at the GQ Event
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Lindsay Lohan at the GQ Event
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Duck Dynasty on ISIS
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Petra Benova Bikini
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Kelly Brook at some Photocall….
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Dick Butt is Dead
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13 Pics of Jennifer Lawrence….
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Andrea Calle Stretching
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The Best Dude on Tinder
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Some Models in Bikinis
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Selena Gomez From the Right Angle of the Day
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Prankster Professor
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McKayla Maroney is Underage in the Nudes – Obviously
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Little Rascals Recreated Their Movie Poster 20 Years Later
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CeeLo’s Shitty Apology for Raping
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Some Celebrity Booty
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Taylor Swift Leg Show
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Joan Rivers Lives….
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12 People Arrested in Costumes
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Racist Clown Gets Fired
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Elsa Pataky Has Great Nipples
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See Some Page 3 Titties
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Brett Rossi Gets Naked
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
GO

Butthole!
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Keira Knightley Topless for Interview
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Naomi Campbell Topless in Interview
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That Orgasm Sounds Good…
GO

Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
GO

Bryci is Built Properly
GO

MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Dirty Possum Licker
GO

Disgusting Base Jumping
GO

Amber Rose Twerk
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Sluts on the Go
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Glamour Model Nude in Zoo
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Gran Doesn’t Understand Lesbians
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Sep

Anastasia Ashley in Some City Surfing of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a professional surfer – who you may or may not recognize from her hot, round surfer ass.

She was recently in NYC where she shot these pictures with photographer LAST SUSPECT…that involved her in a bathing suit, rockin’ her surfboard in the middle of Manhattan, and I think the whole thing is pretty awesome.

Sure, I’d rather see her doing squats naked in her sex tape that I like to think every surfer should have, I mean every girl should have…and sure, I’d rather see her surfing naked in leaked photos from her hacked iCloud…and sure anything that involves seeing genitals is better than this…but I guess not everything is about genitals…you pervert. Some things are also about round asses in bathing suits lookin’ good enough to want to pull a back alley shark attack, you know to help make her feel like her urban surfing is actually ocean surfing….right.

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