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2014

08

Oct

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

All I smell is Adam Levine’s cum…and it’s disgusting…So potent and offensive that it ruins her Victoria’s Secret hooker way and body I would normally love…

I mean this immigrant girl hustle modelling lingerie to lure rich dudes most Americans hate, all in efforts to fulfill her childhood dreams of fame and fortune, willing to do whatever it jakes is honourable…put her on payroll Levine, that’s what she’s looking for, but don’t call her a prosti, since she’s got a ring on it, call her a wife…it’s different.

It’s just one of those grey areas..and I’m all for sluts and hookers – as long as Levine isn’t their main client…because any girl who could have any guy but chooses Levine is the worst.

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2014

08

Oct

Emily Baker Naked Ass in Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Her name is name – Emily Baker – I’m guessing that she’s a model – you know because her ass and tits in Vogue – and she’s amazing…at least in pictures because that’s the whole point of models.

They look like tall freaky monsters who are just massive and scary, but when they are in pictures…showing ass and tits like this was some kind of self shot soft core…but for fashion so it’s ok and not something she is going to take to the media to talk about how her nudes being leaked are a sex crime…and I am all for that.

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2014

08

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for Replay of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio ass was in jeans for Replay and she got Paid a lot of money for that…Here’s the video

I don’t find it all exciting – considering she’s a nude and lingerie model…it’s like girl take your pants off..that’s what you’re here for – that’s why you were imported from brazil….

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2014

08

Oct

Anna Orlova for S Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who Anna Orlova is but I have seen her naked for S Magazine and so have you…

She’s got a rocking bush…and I am all about bush so I am in love…

Not to mention she’s a Russian, and Russians, despite having no soul, are genetically superior thanks to communism and extreme poverty killed off all the uglies and turned the rest into cam girls and models…

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2014

08

Oct

Rosie Jones Tits for Zoo UK of the Day

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Rosie Jones is some UK Glamour model showing her tits for Zoo Uk, because I guess ZOO Uk is the only Glamour model website and magazine that still exists – and I figured I should give one of their starlets some love for showing her tits – because titty modelling is like a dying art form now that every girl is showing her tits for free or for fashion, there’s just no real purpose for average at best, too short to be an actual model, UK trash to get topless in cheesy shoots anymore – put for some it is all they fucking know…

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2014

08

Oct

Ariana Grande in a Selfie of the Day

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Here’s orange faced Ariana Grande getting a selfie taken with a fan, that I assume was planted there, to help her change her image of being the FAN HATER – and turn her into the fan lover – who takes the time out of her day to selfie with fans – especially after a spray tan and hair and make-up…it just is a good way to play the media…

I’m more interested in the fact that she fucks black dudes because it’s so scandalous and white guys hate it.

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2014

08

Oct

Creepy Shoot for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Here’s a creepy shoot by Vogue Italia that I like to think is for Halloween, and that I figure I would challenge you all to masturbate, but figure you’ve already masturbated to so much weirder shit than a model dressed like a vintage mannequin, because you’re room is already filled with them because you found them in the dumpster and found them beautiful…and more affordable than the sex doll you were saving up for…I mean..in order to get you off – we will need to push things further than this – but I still think it’s cool…

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2014

08

Oct

Top 10 Selena Gomez Implants at an Event of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez at some premiere in a red dress showing off her tits – that could be a push up bra – that could be implants – that could be chicken cutlets…or that could be implants she lets Beiber cum all over…

I think this is the biggest news of the day – so we can all go collectively kill ourselves now.

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Sometimes 3 is the same as 10…when you’re lazy and half assed like me…

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2014

08

Oct

Rita Ora See Through Dress of the Day

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Apparently Rita Ora is one of the next victims on one of this staged nudes, leaked pics scandal…

It is safe to say that Rita Ora has been wanting fame and fortune for a long time and that she has been working on being the next Rihanna forever, so her naked pics seem like a natural step in that direction. If you remember, Rihanna had nudes leak before she really blew the fuck up. It’s a good marketing tool….

It is also safe to say that these nudes are actually getting boring. It’s like I would never have thought that I wouldn’t watch models masturbating in selfie videos the second the videos drop – but I am at that stage…of over exposure to porn – that it doesn’t matter what low level is naked.

I don’t think looking at these staged is a sex crime, if you are on camera for whatever reason, people are going to see those pics, whether hacking your shit or passing it around or not…your phone, computer, Facebook isn’t private and ultimately nudes aren’t even a big deal…

What is a big deal is how bad some of these girls are at taking them. I mean I’ve seen 23 year old college girl selfies that give me a semi, but with these rich and famous, I can’t even be bothered…

But when Rita Ora’s nudes hit, you know when they happen, I’ll put them up to help her cause because any girl with big tits, who walks around in a see through dress, posting nudes because she wants the attention, is a girl I can get behind – if only it didn’t get me arrested.

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2014

08

Oct