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2014

03

Sep

Emma Stern Nielsen for Wildfox of the DAy

Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things…

That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking..

The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped and Nude for GQ of the Day

I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.

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2014

03

Sep

Nude Wrestlers of the Day

I am not even going to bother looking up these two wrestler chicks to see if these nude pics of them are legit or not.

I am going to assume that they are a couple of possible ex hookers, strippers or porn chicks turned WWE girls, because WWE girls all look like hookers…that kind of look speaks to the wrestling market, which for the most part is serious white trash, that is very very very loyal to the whole wrestling movement and love and support everything that has to do with wrestling, making me realize that wrestling is just

Their names are Melina and Velet Sky and I feel like they are jumping on the band wagon of “The Fappening” celeb nude hack of the century. Because if I was looking for PR, I’d be doing the exact same thing…especially when I am the closest thing to being a pornstar without doing porn.

Bonus – Here is WWE Diva Rosa Mendes having a Wardrobe Malfunction last night during her match on ”Main Event” live on the WWE Network.

Posted in:Melina|Velet Sky

2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s and the GQ Men of the Year Awards of the Day

Kim Kardashian was invited to the GQ Men of the Year Awards, because either she’s built like a man, has a man face, or she had sex with every man involved, or maybe her man was involved in the bullshit somehow…I don’t really look into this bullshit too much, I just know that I am amazed that she’s still relevant, especailly when looking at pics of her awful body in what looks like a farm animal, squeezed into some kind of metal harness, that PETA would protest naked, if it wasn’t on an actual farm animal, but instead on a girl with the sex appeal of a farm animal….

I am amazed people still bother with this trash…I mean fat girls in skimpy clothes is obviously a good way to generate some attention…but people aren’t supposed to like it, but people do like it, and people keep her relevant and making money. The second people stop caring, she disappears. So I blame us, for this….we are the reason society is cracking at the seam…like this outfit…because it’s a bit too small for delusional Kim…

Cara Delevingne Was There and she was looking her best…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE GQ EVENT OF OTHER BABES CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Sep

Amy Jackson in Nelly Lingerie of the Day

I don’t much about this Amy Jackson model chick, but luckily, there’s this thing called google, that may be a seemingly practical tool for all your internet needs, but that is obviously evil, because it controls what we have access to, since we all use them to find shit on the internet. Best scam ever. Control the information…

Well, what google wanted me to know about this Amy Jackson model, is that she was in the Miss Teen World pageant, then she was clever enough to star in Bollywood movies as the white girl, because INDIA is a massive market and being the whiteness in their brown world, leads to fame and fortune, instead of sucking American producer dick, just to get an extra gig….like other models do…

I guess she dabbles in lingerie modeling…in catalog shots…that are boring as fuck…but that’s got nothing to do with her – and everything to do with the flaw that is catalog shots…

TO SEE ALL THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Sep

Best Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Stunt Gone Wrong

Asshole at the Game….

Girl Catches on Fire….

Kathy Griffin Naked Ice Bucket Challenge

Drunk Chechen VS Window

Men VS Greasy Pole

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I ordered a coffee and the girl at the coffee shop was handed my order..and said what I thought was “I want your dick inside me”….but was really “here’s your coffee”…which made it awkward when I pulled out my dick….

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending
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Hot Bed Stuff gone Weird
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Prostate Cancer Turned Down the Money Raised from the Jennifer Lawrence Nudes
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Kim K Was Presented Wrong Award Last Night
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Anais Zanotti Bikini in Miami
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Daisy Lowe Cleavage at the GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Girl Excited on a Sling Shot Ride – Porn
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Top 10 Pranks gone Wrong
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Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
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12 Guys Overcompensating
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2014

03

Sep

Heathyr Hoffman from Ghost Hunters Academy Nude Photos of the Day

Heathyr Hoffman is a Psychic Medium on some show called Ghost Hunters Academy…which is code for “I found my scam to get on TV”….because ghosts and psychics just don’t exist……but they do when they fuck the casting director of a stupid show.

Apparently, these are pictures of her, I’ve never seen the show so I can’t confirm or dyny anything, I can say that she’s really not my type, or really the type of girl I’d ever want to see half naked unless it was for comedic reasons, because sure I can understand that “own your body, love yourself bullshit the feminists spew, but I don’t need to be on the receiving end of that confidence, in fact, I prefer when it is saved for the bedroom…ideally someone else’s bedroom.

I guess she’s the kind of girl who wanted to be famous or naked or both…and I guess that as a concept isn’t horrible, it’s just horrible in practice…

I blame self esteem for this.

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2014

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I like the girls who stand with the celebrities who got hacked by posting their nudes……it is the right thing to do.

I also like girls who fight with each other about getting their tits done and whether or not they will need implants or if they can just get a lift…especially when they are 19 years old…worrying about old lady titty shit…

Thank you porn….for all you’ve done to destroy the self esteem of a 19 year old when it comes to her tits…

Or maybe it’s the model, celebrity world, either way, it just happened.

Here are some links…

20 Bad Rip Off Fast Food Chains
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Girls Eating Corn Dogs is My New Favorite Shit
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Kate Upton Cleavage to Celebrate her Nudes
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Behati on Set of a music Video
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Justin Got Arrested in Canada – Unfortunately He Didn’t Get Killed By Cops
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Coco’s Ass is Hilarious
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Kaitlynn Carter is a Babe Polluted by Nobody Jenner
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Drive Through Groping!
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale – Hot Work Out Partners
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Ceelo Green – Rapist
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Reese Witherspoon – Workout
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Kesha in Some Scary Bikini Pics
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Wendy Williams Does Not have a Penis
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Today in Wedding Brawls
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Girls With Nice Smiles
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Slut of the DAy
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14 Times Walmart Gave Up
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Nicole Murphy in a Bikini
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Some Actress Naked in a Movie
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Rihanna Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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10 Heroes
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Shailene Woodley Topless
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3 Model Instagrams
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Kanye West Doesn’t Understand Comedy
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Labor Day Celebs in Bikinis….
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Elsa Pataky Pokies
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Worst Songs of the 80s
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John McEnroe Gets Waterboarded
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Axle Falls Off a Moving Car
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No One Wants Ashley Simpson Wedding Pics…
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A Whole Bunch of Big Tits
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Shower Prank Video
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Kendall Jenner Legs…
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10 Etsy Products No Person Should Own
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Sofia Vergara is Slutting Out in Mexico
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The FBI is on the Celebrirty Nude Leak…
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Karmen Strips….in the Attic….
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See Some Page 3 Titties
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Amateur having a Solo Party
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Huge Asian Boobs in the Shower
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Krysten Ritter’s Rockin’ Bush
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Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
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Hot Nude Photoshoot
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Poontang in Punjabi
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Buttholes are Fun
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Sep

Sara Malakul Lane By Van Styles of the Day

In case you didn’t know, I dabble in pimping, and sometimes that pimping is non sexual, but rather introducing models or actresses I know, because I am in love with them and think they are amazing, mainly because they are beautiful and busty, talented and busty, half asian and busty….to photographers like Van Styles – who in case you didn’t know is a legend in his own right – with a huge fucking following because he takes good pics…but maybe I am just biased because I was involved in the process….

The pics were originally posted HERE

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane – Enjoy her…as much as I do…

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