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2014

20

Aug

Cara Delevingne’s Not Nude Enough for Tom Ford Campaign of the Day

All the fashion sites are excited about Cara Delevingne getting naked for this Tom Fort campaign, but this is hardly naked to me. Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am not with it or an it girl of my own who really grasps how to manipulate society with my trust fund, to hang with A-listers and thus appear to be an A-Lister of my own….because I consider nudity without clothes, sure, but with vagina and nipples…otherwise this girl is just covering up the good lesbian parts…which might as well be her in a snowsuit…

Here she is in some paparazzi pics CLICK HERE To remind you that she’s better off in photoshoots.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

20

Aug

Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Too Clothed of the Day

Gisele did the ice bucket challenge, and I guess with her really successful husband, and her really successful self, she doesn’t need to try anymore. She’s a classy woman, with a family and mansions all over the place, living the life of Luxury…I mean to cheapen her like she was an aspiring bikini model willing to do anything to break free from the crowd was her past, that’s not her anymore, she’s made it and can pretend that person doesn’t exist, like I pretend this person doesn’t exist, since jerking off to Gisele is better post-op – pre-babies.

Posted in:Gisele

2014

20

Aug

Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image…

You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead…

The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion….

Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company…

It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

20

Aug

Izabel Goulart Work Out Porn of the Day

Being married to an obese, disgusting, pig of a woman who has robbed my soul, dignity, pride and self worth…I find it fascinating to see hot as fuck girls who keep fit and take care of themselves. My wife is the kind of woman who powders when her stink is just too much to handle midsummer…you know the kind of woman who thinks fitness is eating one bag of chips instead of two…so seeing this superwoman shit blows my mind, fascinates me, and is really just fantasy, even though I see fit girls everywhere I go…I jut don’t live it…

That said, Iza Goulart’s pics and videos are getting pretty repetitive, but then again, so am I…we’re all just one trick…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

20

Aug

Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret.

You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company…

The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck.

I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is.

THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2014

20

Aug

Good Samaritans Helping Their Fellow Man and Other Videos of the day

That was People Runningfor Their Lives after Someone on the Train Faints…

Here’s the Pickpocket of the Day

The idiot who drinks live fish…

The Girl Who Go Pros the Gym from the Right Angles

Metro Aerobics

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In case you were wondering, trying to finger a drunk passed out girl on a park bench at 4 am, will never end well, even when you say that you fell asleep and had no idea what your crazy pervert hands were doing while you were obviously dreaming. The same applies to buses, trains, planes and anywhere else you may try to finger an unsuspecting girl…

That’s all I have to say about that, here are some morning links…

Hot Wet Girls Air Drying…
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The James Foley Beheading Video
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Pierce Bronsan Playing Goldeneye for N64 with Some Asshole
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French Montana Holds Money Like a Phone
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tits
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Adrianne Curry in a Bikini
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JWoww is a Monster
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Here’s a Street Racing Prank
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J.Lo is Dating Her Boy Toy Again
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Jessica Lowndes CLeavage
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Mischa Barton is Partying in Europe – Instead of Making Movies..
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Portia de Rossi Sky Writes Sex…
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Kanye Loving Kanye
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s is magical thing that happens when you hang out with low level porn girls…called Chlamydia…that really isn’t magical at all…especially when in your throat…but that goes away with meds…Science that is better than the Kate Upton Ice Bucket challenge…that as bad as it is, the good news is Kate Upton didn’t think it was the ice cream bucket challenge…because that’d be some dirty fat girl video I don’t think I could handle..

I prefer the ice bucket fails…

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Best Shark GIFS
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A Bunch of Thigh Gap
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Jared Leto Had Gay Sex with an Arquette and apparently he has a Huge Penis
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10 Birds Who Look Like They Are Plotting
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J.Woww Has a New Face
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Sveva Topless in Miami
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10 ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGES
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I Like this Cora Deitz Babe
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Football Team Tarp Water Slide!
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Bella Thorne Acne
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Dakota Fanning is a Sloppy Bitch
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John McCain Dancing is Genius
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Slut of the Day
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Danielle from American Pickers is a Burlesque Girl – HEre is her Body…of work..
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Paul Rudd in Ant-Man
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Every Death Scene from Quentin Tarantino
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28 Hottest Megan Fox Pics…
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Someone’s 2 Million Dollar Pool
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Jennifer Garner…for no reason at all….
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Tits, Tits, Tits… and some ass
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Hot Babes in Selfies
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Irina Shayk is Good
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Here is a Hot Model
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Hot Naked French Actor Called Emmanuelle Beart – Naked
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How Cute Are Her Nipples?
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Rihanna at some Night CLub
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James Franco Pantsless Ice Bucket Challenge
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French Montana Holds Money Like a Phone
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Sofia Vergara Pulls Engagement Stunts
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Beach Day in a Bikini
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Cheerleaders of the 2014 College Football AP Preseason
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Rita Ora in Silver
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Spread That Cunt
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Black Widow Cover Songs…
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Hot and Busty Model for Treats
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Kourtney Kardashia is Pregnant
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Ashley Greene Pokies
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Kimberly Garner is American in a Bikini
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Jessica Lowndes Big Cleavage
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Pixie Lott Panty Flash
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Maitland Ward is Nasty in Malibu
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Christie Brinkley at 60
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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Workout Together
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Wikipedia Vandalism
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Amber Rose is in a Horrible Wedding Gown
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Big Titty Disco!
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Drunk Amateur!
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Sunny Leone is So Slutt
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This is an Interesting Thing to Do…with a Dildo
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Big Black Ass
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Some Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Hot Tits…
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Hot and Naked CHick
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Girl Beaten in a Street Fight
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Aug

Katy Perry at the Water Park of the DAy

Katy Perry went to a water park. She brought her big tits. She wore a bikini. She made a video and despite never being into Katy Perry, ever, in the history of Katy Perry, I can appreciate her tits, like I said earlier, never judge boobs by what they are attached to.

That said, she is kind of growing on me in her old age, I mean she’s like 90 in popstar years, and I don’t dislike her for her bad music, even though her music is real bad at all, and she seems to be more down to earth and reconnecting with old friends…giving them work…and more importantly, well aware that her music is a fucking joke that just makes her a ton of money and is worth spewing all over the minds of the youth, like a porn dude spews on the faces of daddy issues…not because he wants to…but because he has to to afford that corvette and cheesy tattoo..

You get what I am saying…in all that is horrible about Katy Perry, and what she does to society, she’s got at least two redeeming qualities…that look pretty good as they bounce….

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE PICTURES OF HER BIKINI FALLING OFF AT A WATERPARK IN 2012 – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

19

Aug

Nicki Minaj Anaconda Lap Dance of the Day

Nicki Minaj is promoter her new “racy” and “exciting” hit single called Anaconda, that she twerks in, and her marketing team has been releasing all kinds of teasers to get people to talk about her, like these pics of her giving Drake a lap dance, which would seemingly be outrageous, if we were in the 70s or 80s, but in our era, these two could release a sex tape and I’d say everyone would want to see it, 20 percent of people would pay to see it, but no one would really care, notice or remember 3 months later…

Meaning, we’ve been raised, conditioned and exposed to internet porn, and if a self promoting chick wants to get any of excited about a music video, there best be live sex in it…because otherwise…it’s just another music video and we’ve all seen those before..

I assume this video comes out today, but I haven’t looked into it, because I don’t care about some money grubber pulling cheap tricks to get money…..unless it’s more hardcore…than some white girl in a black body hired as an actress to play a rapper for white girls to idolize….while making millions…self promoting…

I guess I know too many actual sluts, but her ass is ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Drake’s strip club patron face. Remember he is an actor before a rapper…kinda like Nicki Minaj…maybe they are all just lying to us as they exploit hip hop….sounds about right.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj