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2014

13

Aug

Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 35…and looks 35…at least based on her stomach alone.

I don’t really know what she’s been up to, because even when she was a “relevant” model, up on some Christy Teigen level of relevance, you know just good enough to not really need a day job because rich guys like fucking her cuz she’s published, I didn’t post much on her.

I think her highlight was her HER THONG , but maybe her highlight is that she is a Canadian who got away, or maybe it is that in 2011 she threw away her “career” and was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer, pretty gangster.

But not as gangster as staged paparazzi pics I assume are for reality show she’s probably working on….

All this to say. I dig it.

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2014

13

Aug

Lea Michele Tries To be Slutty of the Day

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Lea Michele is making sex faces in her selfies. I don’t really understand what the fuck is going on here, but assume it has to do with having a bad case of man face, because she may be a man, something that doesn’t seem to be insecure about, because that insecurity has been diverted with all the praise she gets from her fan base and handlers that confuse her and make her think she’s hot. I am all for ugly girls thinking they are hot, because it is entertaining, but not when they are famous. Famous girls should meet a specific criteria. I am more into them knowing that they are monsters – they suck dick better I guess delusional living makes for a better time thank embracing all your serious flaws…it’s like fantasy land…her bank account can afford to cash and I guess it is funny to watch…..

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2014

13

Aug

Hilary Duff Mom Cleavage of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a Scientologist who understands the value of cleavage when it comes to self promotion…you know when you’re a mom who is relaunching you career with stupid music videos her fans watch on mute because Hilary Duff music is far less interesting than Hilary Duff slutty…even when Hilary Duff shouldn’t happy, because as a mom, she should know better and focus on the kids. She’s got a ton of money, she’s got a billionaire baby daddy…everything she does is just for ego…

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2014

13

Aug

Ana is Naked and Amazing in Black and White of the Day

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Ana is some amazing model, who proves that when you pose nude for a photographer like Marco Michietto , the black and white makes it hip on some “artistic” kick instead of some smutty kick, but artistic or not, anything can be smutty if you look at it the right way, from the right angle, which is what I always try to do…

Here are the pics….they are good.

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2014

13

Aug

Rita Ora Tits in Iggy Azalea’s New Video of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s storyline annoys me. I am just not a believer that any girl packaged as a rapper for the white suburban girl market who has achieved this level of success with her dumpy fat ass and stupid lyrics…

But I am a believer of Rita Ora’s big silly tits…in costume.

Here they are shitting on Kill Bill.

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2014

13

Aug

Jodie Foster Nude at 18 of the Day

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These pictures are apparently of Jodie Foster, I have no idea if that’s true, but they are obviously not very recent. Someone emailed them to me saying that they were pics that her mom shot of her when she was 18 to send to a producer to get her a job…because even in the 70s or 80s…producers were sleazy fucks who wanted to fuck the girls they cast and the girls the cast were usually the ones who wanted to gig the most…

I guess, in retrospect, when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry, you mom shooting nudes of you is probably one of the better things that she’s done for you….you know it involves less emotional abuse than actually selling you off to the industry…

Maybe that’s why she’s a lesbian….:)

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2014

13

Aug

Audrina Patridge is in a Bikini of the Day

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Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini.

I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice.

It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini!

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2014

13

Aug

Supermodels for W Magazine of the Day

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So W Magazine does a Supermodel issue every year around Fashion week, apparently, I don’t fucking know, I just look at supermodels, I don’t actually keep track of who they are, or what they are up to, more importantly, I don’t pay attention to the Fashion industry because it is filled with a bunch of loser follower idiots who think they are elite, despite being drones, like people in any industry…it’s like we get your catty, snobby attitude you homo bitch…no one cares…

Just give us more pics by great photographers like Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott of models Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Lara Stone, Amanda Murphy, Suvi Koponen, Meghan Collison, Anna Ewers, Mariacarla Boscono, Raquel Zimmermann, Saskia de Brauw, Mica Arganaraz, Daan Van Der Deen, Filip Hrivnak, Steve Milatos

Showing some tit.

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2014

13

Aug

Josephine Skriver in Some Boring as Fuck Catalog Pics of the DAy

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Josephine Skriver is a bikini mode from Denmark.

She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted…

She’s doing some shitty catalog pics. I don’t find catalog pics ever exciting. I am far more into her nude work…that you can see HERE and HERE ….kind of the look the lingerie company she’s working for should do.

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2014

13

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Bikini model, Alessandra Ambrosio, was in a bikini…posing with an inner tube and her kid while I was staring at her ass….

Partially because it is pretty amazing, but mainly because this is some supernatural shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Her ass looks great, but kids always destroy a woman – both spiritually and more importantly physically – despite what they will tell you – because mom’s feel guilty about admitting their kids fucking suck, since they were shat out of their vaginas and that doesn’t work for their egos, especially not after ruining their lives for the unappreciative fuckers. But I’m sure their husbands can.

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