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2014

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson.

That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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2014

13

Aug

Tara Reid Does Bikini Pics of the Day

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Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE…

She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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2014

13

Aug

Ashley Benson Does Pool Apparel Proper of the Day

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Ashley Benson wore this outfit to the pool. I assume she’s got wind that people are making fun of her for being chubby – too chubby for bikini…and she decided the only way to do the pool is in this fat girl bathing suit that covers her up – while wearing a wig, like a crazy person because that’s what “artists” do…

I prefer when she’s TANNING TOPLESS …topless is always a better look…no matter who the girl is.

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2014

13

Aug

David Bellemere’s Below the Belt of the Day

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David Bellemere is a French photographer who shot this campaign called “below the belt” for some obscure Vogue. It’s not necessarily anything high concept, I’ve been taking nude pics of girls with their faces cropped out of the pics because it makes them feel better about being slutty…and naked…in pictures, not that these hot models are concerned with that, I mean that’s basically what their jobs are..but I still like the fantasy of the whole thing. Legs and lingerie motherfuckers, I’m down.

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2014

13

Aug

Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

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Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 35…and looks 35…at least based on her stomach alone.

I don’t really know what she’s been up to, because even when she was a “relevant” model, up on some Christy Teigen level of relevance, you know just good enough to not really need a day job because rich guys like fucking her cuz she’s published, I didn’t post much on her.

I think her highlight was her HER THONG , but maybe her highlight is that she is a Canadian who got away, or maybe it is that in 2011 she threw away her “career” and was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer, pretty gangster.

But not as gangster as staged paparazzi pics I assume are for reality show she’s probably working on….

All this to say. I dig it.

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2014

13

Aug

Lea Michele Tries To be Slutty of the Day

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Lea Michele is making sex faces in her selfies. I don’t really understand what the fuck is going on here, but assume it has to do with having a bad case of man face, because she may be a man, something that doesn’t seem to be insecure about, because that insecurity has been diverted with all the praise she gets from her fan base and handlers that confuse her and make her think she’s hot. I am all for ugly girls thinking they are hot, because it is entertaining, but not when they are famous. Famous girls should meet a specific criteria. I am more into them knowing that they are monsters – they suck dick better I guess delusional living makes for a better time thank embracing all your serious flaws…it’s like fantasy land…her bank account can afford to cash and I guess it is funny to watch…..

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2014

13

Aug

Hilary Duff Mom Cleavage of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a Scientologist who understands the value of cleavage when it comes to self promotion…you know when you’re a mom who is relaunching you career with stupid music videos her fans watch on mute because Hilary Duff music is far less interesting than Hilary Duff slutty…even when Hilary Duff shouldn’t happy, because as a mom, she should know better and focus on the kids. She’s got a ton of money, she’s got a billionaire baby daddy…everything she does is just for ego…

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2014

13

Aug

Ana is Naked and Amazing in Black and White of the Day

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Ana is some amazing model, who proves that when you pose nude for a photographer like Marco Michietto , the black and white makes it hip on some “artistic” kick instead of some smutty kick, but artistic or not, anything can be smutty if you look at it the right way, from the right angle, which is what I always try to do…

Here are the pics….they are good.

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2014

13

Aug

Rita Ora Tits in Iggy Azalea’s New Video of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s storyline annoys me. I am just not a believer that any girl packaged as a rapper for the white suburban girl market who has achieved this level of success with her dumpy fat ass and stupid lyrics…

But I am a believer of Rita Ora’s big silly tits…in costume.

Here they are shitting on Kill Bill.

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2014

13

Aug

Jodie Foster Nude at 18 of the Day

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These pictures are apparently of Jodie Foster, I have no idea if that’s true, but they are obviously not very recent. Someone emailed them to me saying that they were pics that her mom shot of her when she was 18 to send to a producer to get her a job…because even in the 70s or 80s…producers were sleazy fucks who wanted to fuck the girls they cast and the girls the cast were usually the ones who wanted to gig the most…

I guess, in retrospect, when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry, you mom shooting nudes of you is probably one of the better things that she’s done for you….you know it involves less emotional abuse than actually selling you off to the industry…

Maybe that’s why she’s a lesbian….:)

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