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2014

13

Aug

Audrina Patridge is in a Bikini of the Day

Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini.

I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice.

It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini!

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Aug

Supermodels for W Magazine of the Day

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So W Magazine does a Supermodel issue every year around Fashion week, apparently, I don’t fucking know, I just look at supermodels, I don’t actually keep track of who they are, or what they are up to, more importantly, I don’t pay attention to the Fashion industry because it is filled with a bunch of loser follower idiots who think they are elite, despite being drones, like people in any industry…it’s like we get your catty, snobby attitude you homo bitch…no one cares…

Just give us more pics by great photographers like Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott of models Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Lara Stone, Amanda Murphy, Suvi Koponen, Meghan Collison, Anna Ewers, Mariacarla Boscono, Raquel Zimmermann, Saskia de Brauw, Mica Arganaraz, Daan Van Der Deen, Filip Hrivnak, Steve Milatos

Showing some tit.

Posted in:Fashion

2014

13

Aug

Josephine Skriver in Some Boring as Fuck Catalog Pics of the DAy

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Josephine Skriver is a bikini mode from Denmark.

She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted…

She’s doing some shitty catalog pics. I don’t find catalog pics ever exciting. I am far more into her nude work…that you can see HERE and HERE ….kind of the look the lingerie company she’s working for should do.

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2014

13

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Bikini model, Alessandra Ambrosio, was in a bikini…posing with an inner tube and her kid while I was staring at her ass….

Partially because it is pretty amazing, but mainly because this is some supernatural shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Her ass looks great, but kids always destroy a woman – both spiritually and more importantly physically – despite what they will tell you – because mom’s feel guilty about admitting their kids fucking suck, since they were shat out of their vaginas and that doesn’t work for their egos, especially not after ruining their lives for the unappreciative fuckers. But I’m sure their husbands can.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Aug

Lily ALlen Thinks She’s 15 of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Lily Allen is the fucking worst. She’s some rich brat from the UK who managed to have a few solid pop albums…despite not looking like a popstar…or acting like a popstar…but rather being more of a comedy or novelty act…that wasn’t even hot to look at, or interesting to listen to….

But as a rich brat from the UK, that scam she pulled wasn’t enough for her, and she had to come back at us 10 years later, with a bit of more fit of a body, even with two kids in tow…and for some reason Miley Cyrus is allowing her to be the opening act…

It’s like she’s trying to be that popstar she always wanted to be, but always hit the mar on, despite selling as many albums as those popstars by not being a popstar…but her ego just won’t let her either continue to make music as Lily Allen…it instead is making her twerk on stage, and dress like this in public, despite being in her 30s…

It’s fucking weird and makes me feel uncomfortable…and not because I want to fuck her despite being disgusted by her…something that always makes me uncomfortable…but because I find the whole thing very sad…how broken her soul must be…to try to fit in with Miley..it’s some crazy delusional shit…

TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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There was a period of time where I was fascinated by Izabel Goulart’s workout videos, because watching a girl workout is fucking hot, especially when it is slow motion, not based on technique, and not actually giving tips in how to incorporate it into a workout, but rather just making the shit as sex as can be – because she’s a bikini model…and sexy is what she does…

But now I find them boring..I have A.D.D. and I figure if I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it enough, and in her case I’ve seen it dozen of times, so unless she switches it up, or does it naked…I’m not into it….

I guess I am over the whole “This is fascinating, girls in the gym don’t look like this, and my wife doesn’t look like this, her only exercise is shovelling food down her throat”…..excitement of Izabel Goulart…

But I am not over her body…in selfies…from any and all angles…seriously…

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2014

13

Aug

Olivia Cooke Topless in a Movie GIF of the Day

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Olivia Cooke is some 20 year old from some show called BATES HOTEL, that I assume is a bad rip off of Psycho, kind of like the Vince Vaughn remake of Psycho…a movie that should have never happened, because there was already the original for us to reference.

It’s been done, and now they are doing the TV version…to showcase the life of Norman Bates before the movie, so we know the real backstory why he Killed Jamie Lee Curtis’ mom…..Jamie Lee Curtis, a rumoured hermaphrodite…

I guess it’s really complicated to come up with a new show about a motel owner with mommy issues in the middle of no where who kills people…

Anyway, this GIF is of her tits from some movie she was in, and we like tits, at least I do…and that’s why I am posting it.

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2014

13

Aug

Troian Bellisario Doing Slutty Yoga of the Day

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Troian Bellisario is some Pretty Little Liars girl who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is hugely famous in the teen market, because all those fuckers watch the shit, and I haven’t interacted with someone under 20 in at least a decade because they are annoying.

I have however watched the teen choice awards, where it felt like all their idols and talent that are making moves are really cheesy fucking people. Like zero level of amazing, edgy or interesting. All little twats who seem like they belong in a stage show at Disney WOrld…because thanks to the internet..people’s tastes have gone to shit..

But at least, as Troian Bellisario, is proving..they know how to do slutty activities and present them as not being slutty, for their social media…because tits get hits and so do awesome poses in leggings..

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2014

13

Aug

Courtney Stodden Bikini Nipples of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is a magical bottom feeding attention seeking princess. Sent from what I assume was a small town strip club where she met her famous enough person to attach herself to with the right storyline to make tabloids eat up her nonsense….

People laugh at her…because she is a comedy act and a bit of a joke, but the real joke in all of this is that so many bottom feeders who wish that had the level of media attention this one has, can’t seem to pull it off. Meaning Courtney Stodden, is more clever than most bottom feeders…and out of all the 1000s of wish they were famous bottom feeders…she is winning. MEANING…she’s one of the best bottom feeders she is…all while rocking some of the best fake tits, because fake tits are meant to look fake that’s why they are called fake tits..otherwise they would be called “Imitation Tits”