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2014

06

Aug

Alina Aliluykina for Treats! of the Day

Alina Aliluykina is a virtually unknown model, who has a Model Mayhem account and has done some self produced music videos, like this….

I mean besides the outfit, she seems like a fucking crazy person. You know but she’s got rockin’ tits that she’s all about showing, because when you’re a self proclaimed artist, nudity is all part of the fun…

But clearly she’s not enough of an artist to be peddling on the streets, or sitting in a shitty apartment covered in filth because that’s what her artistic vibes are telling her…

She’s out to monetize and use social media, and when that didn’t work, she got into TREATS, I mean they did create Emily Ratajkowsi…maybe they can help her…

And I mean, with tits like this, I’m glad she’s not wasting them, but instead putting them out there for the benefit of her “ART”…I guess no one has told her that there is no such thing as art and that we are all just technicians…

Posted in:Alina Aliluykina

2014

06

Aug

Chrissy Teigen Throws the First Pitch of the Day

I really don’t like anything about Chrissy Teigen. I don’t know if it is because she is inconsistent and sent me praise one year, and blogged about me the next.

I think it has something to do with everything about her being fucking scam, all designed to make “bros” like her. Up on some Olivia Munn hustle, you know tell the nerds you are into nerd shit, only to end up on TV and in Movies because the industry is almost as idiotic as the general population.

Her “Model” career never happened. She’s in Sports Illustrated because she has a celebrity husband and she scammed her way in. It’s not like they pay her or like she’s ever booked an actual campaign. Early in her Career she did a Billabong swim collection, for like 1000 dollars a day, who gives a fuck….

Her marriage was just so fucking strategic and properly timed, that she spotted a talent she knew was going to cash in, right before he cashed in and now he has to give her half of everything, because he’s blinded by her crazy.

Even this first pitch is designed for the bros, from the NUGZ shirt, to the short shorts….probably set up by Sports Illustrated, and along with some ass cheek, I don’t mind staring at, because I am a dude, this is pretty telling to how she got ahead. Look how she rubs down the player…casually, friendly, flirt like a whore, maybe he’ll be husband number 2 and John Legend deserves it, because when you marry something like this due to peer pressure, you need to expect that she will fuck you over down the line because that’s what girls like this do….according to me…I mean it’s all speculation…It’s not like Chrissy Teigen has sent me videos of her life, but I am sure she’s working on a reality show, that we can all hope fails.

Watch her pitch.

NUGZ

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2014

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figured out the best way to win or troll an internet fight. Google. At first when you start dropping facts about them – like their father’s obituary, their last job, the city they live in…they don’t shut up. They will call you out on your “google skills aren’t impressive, what are you, 12″…

Then you post a picture of their kids, their home address and a smiley face. And you win.

Not because you don’t want to inflict harm on anyone, but because they shut the fuck up, fighting on the internet is practically fighting with your next door neighbor. It’s not anonymous and that’s a real tragedy when it comes to trolling fun…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Original People VS the Actors Who Played Them
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Michael Jackson is a Master Molestor Who Molests from the Grave.
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Hot Black Bitches
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Bill Nye is Fucking Some Dude…
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Obama Sings Iggy Azalea
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings…
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Chris Pratt’s High School Yearbook Pic
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Top 10 Kim’s Booty in Remission
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Chris Pratt Singing Forgot About Dre
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Kanye’s Deposition Against the Paparazzi
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GoPro Gifs are Awesome
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The Worst Pain Known To Man
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Drunk Reporter
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Feminists hate me – even though I am a feminist. There’s nothing more annoying than girls talking about how they are feminists…even when they are in booty shorts with their asses hanging out – pushing 20 – and doing their intro to women studies class…

I remember feminists being the girls you didn’t want to fuck. You know the monsters in combat boots and ill fitting pants. Not thing girls who are challenging dudes not to look at them cuz their assholes are spread…..

Here’s what I wrote Jezebel on the issue:

Now Follow Follow Follow

@DrunkenStepfatherDotCom and @step_GIRLS

Here are some stepLINKS…

New Michael Jackson CHild Rape Story
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13 GoPro GIFS That are Amazing
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Legs for Days
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Top 10 Beyonce Really Wants you to ThinK She’s Not Near Divorce…
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21 Year Old Throws Biggest Party in West Michigan
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Brttny Gastineau in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day
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Bieber’s Nude Instagram is perfectly Narscisstic
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Lindsay Lohan Wants E.L. James to Write her Memoir…/Bikini pics
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SLUT OF THE DAY!
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Irina Shayk – Bikini Model
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Helen Flanagan for FHM
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51 Greatest Rollercoaster Pics
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Alessandra Ambrosio round Ass
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Jennifer Lowndes in a Bikini
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Is That a Jessica Biel Baby Bump
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Anna Faris Lives…
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Monkey Drive Thru Prank
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Kimberly Garner and This Side Tit Used to Follow Me on Twitter
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Gwen Stefani Breast Feeding in Case You Missed It
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Anais Pouliot Amazing in Lingerie
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10 Style Fails…
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Lily Allen Panty Flash
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This Spoiled Deer is Hilarious
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The Top 20 Party Schools!
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Minka Kelly is a sweaty Slut
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Katy Perry Had Witches Cast a Spell on Her
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Juno Temple Afternoon
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Jennifer Lawrence made 34 Million
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This Guy Flashed Kids – Prank
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Cutest Kid Interviewed for TV
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Kids React to Typewriters
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Christina Aguilera See Thru Dress
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Amber Heard is Kinda Hot
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Jessica Alba Midriff…
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Kim Kardashian Cries About Her Ass
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Peter Dinklage with a Mullet
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fitness in Fitness Clothes…Crazy
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80s and 90s Cereal!
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Top 10 Creepy CGi Characters
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Surfer and a Seal Pup
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Michelle Rodriguez is Just One of the Boys
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Guys Failing at Impressing Girls
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Megan Fox in NYC
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I Like this girl in Her Bikini
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Ebola Free Lapdance…
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Olivia Wilde and Her Baby
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Lisa Opie Amazing Ass in a Bikini of the Day
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10 Unlikely Impressive Catches….
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So Much Thigh Gap
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Top 10 Kim’s Booty in Remission
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Olivia Wilde Tweets About Her Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Girl has Hot Nipples
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Thick Teen Strip
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Thug With Nasty Hoes Rapping
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Girl Changing Panties….
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hidden Camera Hustle….
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Pokies in a Bikini
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Madam Meow’s Most Comprehensive Collection of Page 3 Girls
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Girl Masturbates….
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Cam Girl VS Dildo
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Aug

Olivia Wilde Breast Feeding for Glamour of the Day

Breast feeding is trendy now. Not that it was ever really not trendy. I’ve been seeing girls breast feed in public for as long as I can remember.

It’s kind of what you’re supposed to do genetically. You know all part of being human, but maybe I just live in Canada, and maybe I’m a pervert who encourages tits to be pulled out under any and all excuses….

If I went back in my archives on the site I’ve probably posted endless stories of the tits I experienced feeding babies on my days spent at Starbucks and in the Park before being a reclusive.

What I don’t understand is why it is now a political play for Celebrities to jump on, only to think they are doing some great thing for mankind, by getting photos of their kid on their tit, as if it’s supposed to be shocking…when Cave men did it. Early fucking man did it. Your mom probably did it. It’s how you feed babies…

It’s like leave it up to celebrities to be self righteous about everything possible. I can’t wait til taking a shit becomes a trend and celebs start posting pics of them shitting, looking for some kind of encouragement like a 2 year old who just made potty.

Go fuck yourself Olivia Cockburn…we know that’s your real name…so stop being full of shit on all fronts..

All this to say, I dig babies going at tits like they should be me.

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

05

Aug

Ashley Benson Hot on Set of an Adam Sandler Movie of the Day

Ashley Benson is making movies….it’s for some Adam Sandler production because Adam Sandler has the ability to produce real fucking shit that makes a lot of money for everyone involved – since Hollywood is a real fucking scam…

Apparently, she’s making real waves (with her legs) in this new role…at least that’s what her ass and thighs are telling me as she runs…it’s like a fucking Tsunami up in that red jump suit…and here is the pic…

Close Up

The good news is that her tits are tits…and exist…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

05

Aug

Lily Allen’s Horrible Close Up Panty Flash of the Day

I didn’t bother GOOGLING Lily Allen to see if she’s actually opening up for Miley Cyrus or if that’s just a rumor I made up, because I would have found it funny that her whole act is making fun of Miley and popstars because she wants to be one so bad, only for Miley to call her out on her bullshit and give her loser ass a job, out of pity, opening for her….I’ve made up stories about a fatter Lily Allen before…like her abortion she masked as a miscarriage that led to her blocking me on twitter, because I guess she didn’t like my tweets…in a pre cyberbully era..

But then again, I don’t ever think about Lily Allen and her sloppy, even when skinny, old even when not that old, mom of two even after her abortion she masked as a miscarriage body…

Until she flashes her cooter, a cooter you know she can fit large objects inside based on her size and her kids alone. I’m talking double cucumber…maybe even triple…not that we’d know since she’s got it tightly wrapped in panties..

I guess her whole experience in pathetic, desperate and there’s something fun about that…but maybe I’m blinded by her pretending she’s 14…we call this a midlife identity crisis

TO SEE THE REST OF THE HORRIBLE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

05

Aug

Michea Crawford for Agent Provocateur of the Day

stepGIRL who never was, Michea Crawford, who is one of my biggest regrets, is now the body for Agent Provocateur’s catalog and she’s fucking amazing.

As much as I love seeing this girl in her photoshoots, you know hometown hero, who I am reminded of all the times I used to go to the same parties as her in Montreal and I didn’t try to make her fall in love with me through interpretive dance, love songs, date rape drugs, or really any tools that would make a girl fall in love with me..even for just an hour…

Obviously, based not these pics, you can imagine that she was impossible to not notice, it was obvious she was going to go onto great things years later, like this…but I was too drunk to figure out how to be a part of that…or even figure out how to get her sit on my face…something you’d think all girls would go for…but that I am rejected for more often than not…I guess eating out isn’t treated the same way as getting blow jobs…

Either way, as much as I usually hate other people’s success, especially people I couldn’t have signed and recruited back before they were actual models, I like seeing what Michea is up to…probably because she’s half naked and amazing.

What a babe…

Posted in:Michea Crawford

2014

05

Aug

Lucy Hale Slutty Enough for Cosmo of the Day

I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them.

That said, she did Cosmo, she looked good, she showed some cleavage and was a little conservative, which I think is nice to see in this world filled with gutter attention seeking naked everywhere sluts…

There’s a science behind seduction, and even in this over exposed, sexed up world, I like to think, a girl who knows what she is doing, doesn’t have to show the world her anus to get loved or wanted…even though I love looking at anus.

You see I’m not conflicted, there are porn whores for the nudity, but the girls I actually want to jerk off on and to are the opposite of that.

That’s not to say I want to jerk off on or to Lucy Hale, but I would…here are those cosmo pics…but more entertaining than the pics themselves is her dad’s text to her about the cover…

Daddy’s little girl posing next to sex articles…bad girl.

Posted in:Lucy Hale

2014

05

Aug

Shana Payet for Bambi Magazine of the Day

These are some possibly old pics of a model named Shana Payet for BAMBI Magazine by a guy named Marijo Cobretti, because after staring at UK Tabloid Whore tits all day, I felt the need to purify my soul with a hot little hipster model in a hot little hipster photoshoot for the sake of fashion, or art, or whatever…that I am just happy isn’t tabloid for fame..but rather because girls like being in front of a camera…

Posted in:Marijo Cobretti|Shana Payet