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2014

14

Jul

Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day

The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world…

Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses….

That’s why you should all recycle….

#SAVETHEPLANET.

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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2014

14

Jul

In Bed with Cara Delevingne for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez…

But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence…

It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money…

But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

14

Jul

Makeout Photographer of the Day

His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects..

Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of.

I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do….

I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.

Photography
Makeout Photographer of the Day

His name is JEDEDIAH JOHNSON …he is a photographer…and he applies lipstick before surprise making out and snapping pics of the aftermath of his subjects..

Now, I don’t know how his models or the people he ends up kissing don’t see it coming, I mean if I was having my picture taken by a dude applying lipstick, I would probably wonder if I was going to be leaving his “studio” alive…and when he started to approach me, camera in hand, licking his lips…I’d instinctively throat punch him, kick him the balls or run…but maybe girls, especially models, who have already decided to let a man direct them, have less fear…that’s how Terry ends up jerking off on all the girls he takes pics of.

I am posting this, because I think the idea and the pics, are interesting as fuck. It’s like mouth rape, shock, real life “WTF”…and that to me makes it pretty fucking cool, innovative, even interesting as a social experiment and I don’t even have a lipstick fetish, so I can only imagine what this does to those of you who do….

I guess in posting this, anyone he takes pics of will know what they have coming for them, so it’s the end of the road for the Makeout Photographer…he’s gonna have to find a new thing to surprise people with…let’s hope it involves bush.

Posted in:Photography

2014

14

Jul

Josephine Skriver Topless for Allure Russia of the Day

Danish model JOSEPHINE SKRIVER , daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instill the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, leading to a babe dialled into “artistic” nudity…

I mean she’s definitely hot enough to be a stripper, escort or even a pornstar, but her gay parents and their gay lovers, showed her that the real way to make money off her nudity is Fashion…because fashion is respectable…and if she shoots spread eagle vagina shots for Vogue, it is making a statement on the condition of a woman’s role in society, but when a girl does the same post for “Teen Gangbang Sluts From the Projects”….it’s making a statement of “damn that bitch need money for drugs and illegit babies”…

Both fun to look at, one a little bit of a better life strategy…that I guess she learned from having two active parents that actually wanted kids, because in their world, accidents from sex usually lead to hospital visits not abortion clinics…

ALl this to say, gay parents are better parents than single mothers in the projects/on welfare/etc.…and here are the pics to prove it.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2014

14

Jul

Anastasia Ashley in Ghetto Juice of the Day

When I think of a girl in Ghetto Juice, I imagine her in the grease filled back dumpster of a fried chicken shop with 12 black dudes jerking off on her face…right before eating some watermelon for desert…all set to the sounds of 3 fat white girls with 50 shades of grey babies from different daddies comes walking by, screaming into their cellphones about when they can start stripping again…while their crack dealers rap about crack….

I guess it’s also a surf magazine,…dream girl…ambassador of all things good in the world…living proof that having a vagina doesn’t ruin all girls…and that some can actually be cool as fuck…Anastasia Ashley…is showing off her fit, round, pro-surfer ass in…

Sure it’d be more interesting she was taking part in my version of Ghetto Juice…but this is Ghetto booty in a bikini being a swimsuit model is not bad either…

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

14

Jul

Emily Rat Cow Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Emily Rat Cow who was once Emily Ratajkowski…then EMRATA because every bitch with a weird Ethnic name needs herself a nickname that has a nice flow to it…it makes jerking off to them much more romantic…like a love song…than being screamed at in a german prison camp “RATATATATA KOOOOWW SKII”…

But now, she’s Rat Cow…because she’s got a face of a rat, a personality of a cow, her 5 minutes are up. But she’s still got tits.

Tits she’s well aware of, and tits that she knows helped her achieve her 15 minutes…and anyone who is blinded by her tits, and thinks she’s hot..or talented…or worth keeping around, is just ignorant and doesn’t realize the level of hot pussy in the world that has less of an ego and more talent than this barn yard trash.

Here she is taking pics of herself…practicing for when everyone in the world stops caring, not just me, and she’s left forced to take herself out back and shoot herself…up on some old yeller shit…with more selfies and less dead animal…I was just throwing out some metaphors, since we are all intellectuals here.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

14

Jul

Cailin Russo See Through at a Kids Park of the Day

Cailin Russo WALKING THE STREET IN A SHEER TOP and I’ve posted HER MESH TOP DANCE …so this wet, white outfit in a kids park amongst kids isn’t shocking or interesting because of her hipster nipples….

Hipster nipples are everywhere, you just need to leave your house to see them. Nipples aren’t as crazy or secretive or even interesting as they used to be. Sure I still like them, but when a girl shows off her nipples, I am well aware that it’s not a big deal, but still fun to look at…and fun to watch hipster trickle down into the mainstream..because there is no such thing as hipster…all these hipster chicks are actually the equivalent of the popular girl in her Gap Khakis in the 90s…it’s just the cool thing to be…

Ok, so it is cool for hipsters to show how liberal they are via their nipples because it is a hipster thing to show nipples…and hipster doesn’t exist, it is mainstream,….ok…we’ve established that nipples aren’t a big deal, but still fun to look at….

What is an interesting thing is when girls try to next level their nipple display, because nipples alone aren’t edgy or interesting enough…so they take their white underwear to a kids park and get wet…

Something that would get a man arrested if he was wet in white briefs around kids…

But when Cailin Russo does it for VINE, it’s ok…in fact better than OK…it’s fantastic…

I am a fan of her work, even if it is forced, lame and she’s not that hot…the effort is there and that’s all we can really ask for…

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

14

Jul

Girl Takes Shit in Store and Other Videos of the Day

This is an INSANE Shoot Out…with Cops who have horrible AIM…

Another Fuck her Right in the Pussy

Dude Runs into Utah’s Burning Man Fire and Dies..I Would Probably Have Done The Same if I Was Foreced to Go To This Devil Stick Hippie’s 40 Years too Late Bullshit… Go to the 3 Minute Mark….

Homemade Zip Line Win

Close Up Video of a Dude Shooting People Outside a Nightclub in Stamford Connecticut

Dude Trashing an Liquor Store

Walk and Text Fail….

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I am a reclusive. I built this prison and sentenced myself to life of solitary confinement if I’m lucky, but every so often, I get stuck with my cellmate who is a 350 pound woman who smells like shit.

So for entertainment purposes, I sext with as many girls as I can find, and realize that this weekend, I probably spent a solid 12-20 hours negotiating for nudes.

You know explaining to girls that everyone gets naked, and no one cares if they see you naked, even someone like Miley masturbating would hardly go viral, so it’s a little self involved to think that even if your pics did leak, anyone would care…but more importantly, it is a little presumptuous that I would even leak your pics, because I deal in hot fucking professional model nudes, not the dumpy 45 year old on tinder nudes no one but I want to see, because I’ve seen too many hot girls naked in my life, and now I’m ready for the pigs.

Here are some morning links…while I regroup.

Big Tits for Monday
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Brian Williams Makes a Sex Joke on the News!
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Amazing WTF Products
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Karolina Kurkova Flashed Her Ass
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I Would Let One Armed Miss Iowa Fist Me / Stump Fuck Me – It’s Not Gay if She’s Got No Hand
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Chrissy Teigan is Too Fat for Forever 21 – and Too Fat For Me
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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IF you remember who JWoww is – She Shat Out a Baby
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Mennequin Faceswap is Highly Erotic
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Jessica Alba Wearing a Bikini isn’t HOrrible
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James Franco and a Pussy
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Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears Exist
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes you just know you’re in the wrong place….

That said, your life lesson for the weekend is that if you see hot girls tanning in the park or at the beach or at the public pool, they will probably not appreciate you staring at them like some kind of pervert, and they definitely won’t appreciate you filming them with your camera to masturbate to later, and they sure as hell won’t appreciate you masturbating to them…

But if they are fat and over 45 they will fucking love it…seriously, they are so starved for dick, if you just re-work what turns you on…you’ll probably get laid.

Remember, I’m always here to guide you…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Girls Together…Posing…Amazing
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Top 10 Ryan Gosling / Eva Mendes Pregnancy Reactions
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Will Smith is Pretty Gay
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Her Name is Anus and She Looks Like She’s About To Show You Her Anus
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Rebecca Stamos Hanging With Naked Body Painted GIrls
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Fear the Monkey Uprising
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Iggy Azalea’s Fake Ass Doing Ok
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Britney SPears Armpit Compilation
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Aubrey O’Day Big Tits
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Slut Of The Day
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Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini…
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Angelina Jolie is Suing Over the Boring Heroin Video
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51 Best / Worst Selfies at a Funeral
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Here’s a Shitty Tattoo
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Aubrey O’Day Performing
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Real Life Mermaid
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Idiot T.J. Miller on Morning TV
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Lead Singer Fights Security!
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The Google Exec Killing Prostitute is Serial – She’s Done it Before!
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Learn Everything You Need to Know About the Original Super Mario
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Daisy Lowe Out in Underwear
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World Cup Model Showdown
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Cute Selfies of a Girl Named Keisha…
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Anne Hathaway Slip Ons…
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Gwen Stefani in Parking Lot
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Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal Fuck…
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Mirror on Mirror Selfies….
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Intense Kid’s Wear Clothing Brand
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Nicole Scherzinger is Hot
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KFC From Around the World
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Hundreds of Sharks Following a Boat
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Ashley Benson Topless on the Beach
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Jimmy Fallon Looks Up Halle Berry’s Skirt – Thank Does Stupid Elementary School Bullshit
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This Week In Social Media Pics
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Backyard Brawl of the Day
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17 Year Old Soccer Fan – Gets Modeling Contract
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10 Real Reasons to Fear the Ape Uprising
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The Funniest Sports MEMES of 2014
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Michlle Hunziker Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Josie Gibson Topless on the Beach
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January Jones for Violet Grey from March
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Pam Anderson Poetry is Insane
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Pornstars before and after Make-Up
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Willow Smith Quits French Fries
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10 Mascots the NBA Needs to Get Rid Of
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Luci Ford for Instagram
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A Pic a Day for 6 Years
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DR WHO CHICK in her Panties for Esquire
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The Steve Spielberg VS Dinosaur Pic That’s Been Circulating for a while Has Gone Viral…
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Kidnapper Van Goes Over Bridge – CRAZY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Hottest Girl Masturbating in First Class That You’ll Ever See
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Girl In Short Shorts – FIGHT
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3 Airplane Masturbation Videos
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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The Girl is a Fucking Tit Licker
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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I think this is Video of Someone Shitting Themselves -> WHY?!!
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Champagne Masturbation
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Her Name is Curvy Carmen and She’s Sitting by the Window
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Cooter Cleaner!!
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Sheridan Love is a Scary, Wigged, Topless, Possible Asian, Busty Freak…
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How Dare this Girl Stick Those in her Ass on Cam
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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The Man Who Wants to Fuck His Own Daughter!
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Hot and Naked Amateur Babes
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12 Minutes of Crazy
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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