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2014

11

Jul

Angelina Jolie Strung Out on Heroin 15 Years Ago of the Day

There’s nothing more amazing than a flat chested, strung out Angelina Jolie on heroin in the 90s, stung out and all up on some poor little rich girl with daddy issues talking about going to dinner and shopping and her mortgage like the 1% of Heroin addicts do, you know the kind who don’t get off heroin, thanks to opportunities to make millions, because they have a rich family safety net to catch them…and give them an acting career to make millions with…

I don’t know, people do drugs, people love drugs, and spoiled rich kids are just as broken as homeless street kids, so I don’t see how this is an issue, if you didn’t think Angelina Jolie shot up at least once, clearly you’re a fucking idiot…

I just wish there was more sadness in this, more horror, more shock value…all I see is a babe being a babe…like so many other babes – cuz ultimately drugs are good, even when her tattoos aren’t….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3YFI2khmM

What a boring fucking drug addict. This should be sucking dick for coke. Not having a therapy session on coke. Talking and talking and never shutting up…pacing back and forth with all these pent up energy doing some kind of intervention with her friend…It is the fucking worst…I think she even cries when telling her friend to scale down and get a two bedroom with a pool, you know nothing crazy…what the fuck is this shit.

I feel so let down. Actors fucking suck. So self involved, especially when they are spoiled brats to begin with. What a fail at drug addiction.

I mean that body is tight…

But heroin videos should have more convulsing, more despair…this shit is boring…

I take it back…I’m 8 minutes in…there is a lot of things more amazing than Angelina Joie in a “drug den” filled with TVs and Evian Water and Cordless phones…go fuck yourself…

I see more hardcore, sad, drug use every time I hire a hooker.

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2014

11

Jul

Karolina Kurkova Topless in Ibiza of the Day

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I don’t know who shot these pics of Karolina Kurkova topless and changing on the beach in Ibiza for a photoshoot she’s doing, because models change on set of photoshoots, and I guess creepers snap off pics, using what I can only assume is a Nokia phone from the mid-2000s with state of the art camera phone built into it…or maybe this shit was shot with a fucking Palm Pilot…I just know they are shit fucking quality…but they still show some tit…or I guess full tit…

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Karolina Kurkova, was a Victoria’s Secret model at one point in time, I think she may have been fired for being too fat or bulky, because I remember seeing her struggle to get into one of their outfits during one of their shows….but I guess she starved herself into working model condition…

She’s been around for a long time, but is only 30, which I can’t believe I just said, since 30 is old, but I thought she was 40, either way it is time a girl should throw in the towel, which I guess is what happened here, that’s why you can see her tits…if she hadn’t thrown in the towel…all we’d be seeing in these pics is towel…there is no fun in that…

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I just went through archives, seems like this is the first time her tits have been out, rare for a model…so I guess it was time this happened…

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2014

11

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely On the Beach of the Day

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When it comes to models who can prove just how little talent it takes to play Megan Fox in a movie after Megan Fox got fired from said movie, never to make a comeback, forcing her to make babies and settle down with her has been captor who I like to think ruined her Career…

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite….

I mean she also dates bald guys, if they are rich and in shape and famous. She also poses nude all the fucking time and apparently, she’s a perfect level of cunty and snobby that would maybe make you hate her, but that I find hot because she knows she’s the shit and I think she is the shit, so when girls who are the shit think they are the shit….it is the opposite of girls who think they are the shit and aren’t the shit…refusing to have sex with you…

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2014

11

Jul

Cameron Diaz in Instyle UK Magazine of the Day

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Cameron Diaz must be promoting a new movie, because she’s come out of whatever hole her old, tired, face that has seen a lot cock, cum and cocaine over the last 2 decades she’s been hiding in, and is in paparazzi pics, bikini pics, and now magazine pics…It can’t be for nothing..there must be a movie coming out…where she plays herself, or the exact same person she always played, because she is the master of proving that you don’t need to go to Julliard, or travel with some theatre group, because of your passion for the art form..you can just suck a couple dicks, cast a movie, get paid a lot and say “shit this is easy”….which I guess is her hustle, a hustle she’s done so well…and I am much more into watching the aging process beat away at her and her sex appeal than watch any of the garbage she is in.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

11

Jul

Tosca Dekker Hot Shoot for Aishti No.72 of the Day

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Tosca Dekker is amazing. She did this nude shoot for what I think is a magazine produced by a department store in Lebanon….where she got naked on the beach – despite Lebanon being one of those conservative Arab countries that killed off all the Christians in the 80s…you’d think their department store / fashion magazine would be a lot more ninja and a lot less hot blonde model…but I guess Lebanon is more liberal when it comes to Sexuality than America…

It’s like they allow nipple in magazines, that don’t need to be considered top shelf, magazine store porn…because naked women are nice to look at…and to me represent all that is good in the world…

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2014

11

Jul

Fat Poppy in a Blue Bikini of the DAy

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Here’s Cara Delevingne’s fatter, less successful, socialite sister who still got to become a model thanks to her family hook-ups and her interest in doing nothing but partying, but who never became the it girl her sister became, since Karl Lagerfeld didn’t like her as much…and because A-List lesbians didn’t fuck her as hard in front of the paparazzi…but she’s not giving up, she’s not throwing in the towel…she’s got some fight to be just as famous as her sister, she can work the paparazzi too…she can ride her sisters name and achieve greatness…which in their case isn’t accomplishing anything substantial, just THIRST TRAPPING on a professional level.

For those of you who don’t know what THIRST TRAPPING is…

It is when girls get half naked on instagram for likes…these girls do it for the paparazzi…but essentially it’s the same hustle.

I Like her vagina Dangle…in her not quite tight enough…wet bottoms…

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2014

11

Jul

Ashleigh Hamilton & Sarah Engelland by Jesse Koska of the Day

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I don’t know who Ashleigh Hamilton or Sarah Engelland are. I’ve never heard of them. I could google them, ok, I’ll good them. Trying to maintain an informative site’s just so hard on my fingers with all this typing…

Ok, so Ashleigh Hamilton, at least the first Ashleigh Hamilton to come up is works at an Australian. University and Sarah Engelland is a Model!!

And they are both naked in these cool pics for Jesse Koska …because naked is the new clothed…at least when it comes to modelling and we’re into that, and by we, I mean me…I just like to include you in my thoughts…since we are in this together…even though I know there is not you…cuz I have google analytics and track my traffic sometimes…I’m in this alone…

But at least i have pics to stare at.

Posted in:Ashleigh Hamilton|Sarah Engelland

2014

11

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass on the Beach of the Day

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The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice.

I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution…

But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour.

It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business….

I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good…

I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck.

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2014

11

Jul

Anja Rubik Does Kim Basinger for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Here is Anja Rubik pretending to be Kim Basigner…while Kim Basinger’s own daughter is pretending to be an open minded lesbian into black girls who rope her in for the media attention and who Ireland lets go down on her…because every girl likes getting eaten out, and other girls are usually better at it, since they understand the vagina…giving Ireland the orgasm her boyfriend never did…leading to her confusing orgasms with love…and self discovery and identity crisis makes sense…especially since she’s built like a ogre lesbian…all big and scary..

Not that this has to do with Ireland Baldwin or even Kim Basinger, I don’t even know what these pics have to do with Kim Basinger…maybe inspired by one of her movies? I just know I got side-tracked, it happens when you ramble all fucking day…

This has to do with Anja Rubik being amazing, even when she’s not naked, even though I like her BETTER WHEN SHE’S NAKED

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2014

11

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Picture of the Day

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People seem to care that Aubrey O’Day Has Big Fake Tits and Is Performing Again…I still think she’s a useless THOT that Diddy had sex with, then shat out, forcing her to feel irrelevant, eating her feelings, only for her to realize black guys loved her more and more the bigger she got, and that love felt almost as good as the cake it took to get it…

Well, after failing on Celebrity Apprentice, seeing that it didn’t open any doors for her, she decided to get fit, get back with her shitty girl band, and get back to whoring for the media the way a thirsty bitch would…

I could post the pics of her BUSTING OUT IN A LEOTARD

But I prefer her July 4th Thirst Trapping behavior…ass on stairs..this pig never looked so good…

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