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2014

14

Jul

Sara Malakul Lane for Galore By The Headhuntr of the Day

Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened…

For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this…

You can see some of their other HERE

TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff has been working out hard the last few months – since her divorce that I don’t think ever happened, because bratty billionaires are overdramatic and need to cause conflict in their lives to stay interesting…especially when said billionaires are pro athletes along with being billionaires…because they like seeing other dudes naked…since you know it’s not for the money…

She’s also a Scientologist…

But More importantly…she’s in a bikini….a fit, broad shouldered, thick and muscular mom who believes in Aliens so much that she invests money into a church for aliens all half naked…

I approve..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Trying Bathing Suits of the Day

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There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago…

I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits….

Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail…

She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…

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2014

14

Jul

Terry Richardson Does Playboy of the Day

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Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to help bring some fashion porn to their magazine…

So he shot their girls Audrey Aleen, Alyssa Arce, Pamela Horton & Jaclyn Swedberg…

And shit is hot.

Hate Terry all you want, be mad that he has sex with girls using him to get ahead, or girls who just want to star fuck Terry Richardson, only to hate him when he doesn’t call them back after he’s done, like so many dudes who don’t call the girls they fuck back, especially when you know they are just into you for your money and connections….but his pictures are always worth looking at…even when the girls aren’t naked..

I mean, this Playboy thing is a good opportunity for Playboy to get better, for Terry to get less corporate and dirty and for me to finally have hot pics of these models to stare at…

Good things are happening…

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2014

14

Jul

Kate Moss’ Little 16 Year Old Sister Lottie Follows her CK Lead of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ 16 year old sister, who is following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

The pics are by Michael Avedon , who is one of America’s best known photographer’s grandson…which I find kinda cool for whatever reason…even if I generally hate nepotism…or leveraging your name to get ahead, when really I shouldn’t…it’s like make whatever you can work for you…that’ goes for you too LOTTIE…

They are for Calvin Klein, who I guess is going back to his Larry Clark Kids style shoots that got him attention in the 90s, before AMerican Apparel ripped him off with their brand of shock..

I like to think, there’s room for all these corporate perverts…right here…on this site…Keep on bringing the sleaze motherfuckers.

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2014

14

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Party of the DAy

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Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you…

I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of…

But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….

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2014

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Jul

Emily DiDonato V Magazine Cover Nipple of the Day

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Emily DiDonato may still stink of Jake Gylenhaal semen, because it is a smell that follows the groupies who fuck him everywhere they go for the rest of their fucking lives…even though based on personal experience…of having an “altercation” with him, that should have ended with me punching him in the fucking throat, but instead ended with me laughing at him as bouncers pulled me away, as his 5 foot 6 frame wailed his arms around like he was some kind of professionally trained poofter tap dancer, because really he probably is, and there’s nothing wrong with that, and dance doesn’t make you gay, it’s just when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, everything you do is gay…even Emily DiDonato…a model showing her tit on the cover of V…looking’ good…since I don’t have to be in the same room as her cooties…and if I was…I’d totally look past the whole Gyllenhaal slip up and let her sit on my face…you know by telling myself that he never fucked her vagina…he’s more of her fucking him with a large object kind of lover…

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2014

14

Jul

Emmy Rossum Picture of the Day

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A day is not a day without seeing a relatively insignificant Emmy Rossum bending over in a pair of shorts, showing the world her favorite position in casting couch situations, at least before she was a big cable nudity star on Shameless, back when she was looking for her big cable hit like Shameless, because she was tired of all the struggle, more importantly, she probably didn’t think her vagina could handle anymore castings…withough falling the fuck out..but that’s hearsay, I mean for all I know, Emmy Rossum could be a lesbian, or virgin, or Christian…she just plays a naked girl on TV for the money…because getting naked for money isn’t being a hooker or pornstar if there’s no penetration and it comes with a good excuse to pretend you’re an artist, even though everyone knows acting is a huge fucking scam.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jul

Charlotte Foubert for Olivier Desarte of the Day

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I don’t know who Charlotte Foubert is. I assume she’s a model, but nothing next level or “super model”…but that may change, we all need to start somewhere and what better place that with your ass in a fashion booty shot by a great photographer named OLIVIE DESARTE …

It would be nice if all entry level jobs, even starting out as McDonald’s cashier, started with ass pics…

The world would be a far less violent, war-filled, angry place, because even the fattest of asses deserve to moon every once in a while, and I am willing to be an active member of the audience.

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2014

14

Jul

Shanina Shaik Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

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SHANINA SHAIK is some half Pakistani model from Australia, who is a relatively big enough name in America. I think she was dating that guy Tyson Beckford, not that her being slammed by big black male models is an amazing thing, or even an accomplishment, she’s probably better known for working for Victoria’s Secret…

The interesting thing about her – is that she got famous in Australia for being on some stupid show called “Make Me a Supermodel”…that I guess worked out for her, because she met her boyfriend, who made her a Super Model….

But that apparently she doesn’t like talking about, because it’s some reality show, low level desperation, that people like to think never happened, or isn’t the reason they are rich and famous, because it’s a cheap way to get rich and famous…one of those “let’s pretend it was all me and that’s why I am here” situations…not “I’m the Snooki of Australia”…no one wants to be the Snooki of anything…not even Snooki…

Here she is showing some nipple…

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