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2014

07

Jul

Joanna Krupa Desecrates the American Flag of the Day

With every national holiday comes some low level person who plays up that holiday as hard as they can to get noticed. It’s an easy way to get on the sites…and this year, the prize low level looking for attention – is Joanna Krupa.

She is the same Joanna Krupa, who a decade ago, played up being born in Poland, and escaping Poland, back in the 70s, when Poland was evil and communist, even though she had no memory of being in Poland, it was just a good marketing hook for her Maxim Magazine shoots, which were really all she ever did…

But now, she’s celebrating being American, and living the American Dream, as a low level slut who was on TV before getting cancelled…who can now be a low level slut on instagram…because she has her fan base established..

I am victim of finding her hot in the 2000s when she was doing the men’s magazines, and feel like I helped her, or promoted her along with all the other sites…making her matter…when really she should just be a stripper somewhere…which I guess is what she’s doing.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2014

07

Jul

Naked Protests of the Day

I am all for the people coming together and protesting things that they feel are being mismanaged by the government they pay to manage…

I think taking a passive road in life is a waste of a fucking life, it’s like pretend these bad things aren’t happening as you sip your cocktails by your above ground pool, or do something about it, to force change…

Even though, I can’t be bothered to get off my couch…but when you throw in toplessness, you know to really make some noise and get noticed, all of a sudden I’m a little more interested in protested everything and anything, so long as there are titties…

So the above video is Topless protesters in Curitiba to take part in ‘Marcha das Vadias’, the Brazilian version of a SlutWalk. It happened Saturday and was protesting sexism and homophobia…

The below video, is also in Brazil, protesting child sex workers and human trafficking…

Sounds like they are just making excuses to get naked…and naked is a good excuse for me to get involved in causes I don’t really give a fuck about because I feel we’re all doomed and the end is near…so why bother….but TITS!

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Jul

Sleepy Dog and Other Videos of the Day

Kid Breaks a Cops Leg…

Alabama Principal of the Day

Plane Crash Avoidance – When One Plane Tried to Land on a Runway another Plane was Crossing of the Day

Best Man Electrocuted by the Mic – The Way Many Wedding Speeches Should Start

Pugs Reenact Idenpendence Day

Joan Rivers VS Horrible CNN Reporter

Naked for Art Basel…

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may be Canadian, but I like to think that everyday is my independence day, you know since I am living the American dream…eating fast food and dealing with fame hungry sluts who are willing to do anything to get ahead, like send me videos of them fisting themselves, since sexting artistic nudes is for the girls who don’t want it bad enough…

Life is entertaining, even when it is shitty.

Here are some morning stepLINKS…because other sites wake up before me…

14 People Launching Fireworks Out of Their Asses
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Selfie Camera Pics
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Miley Got a Tribute Tattoo of Her Dog
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Want Babies – They Get in the Way
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Playbe Chick Linked to Johnny Manziel
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Cleavage to Celebrate her Weekend Wedding
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Ariana Grande On a Stool
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Too Patriotic
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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The Joan Rivers getting Mad at CNN is Funny
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Big Morning Tits!
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Grandma VS SHark Attack
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Pic via LUCI FORD

Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised by your government while being dumbed down by celebrities and they media….

Tonight…at least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you shoot fireworks out of his ass, most of you will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks you made in your trailer part after drinking too much and driving….

And all I have to say is, if you are going to be stupid, be sure to film it…


If you are in Miami – save luna – she’s about to get killed – save her

save luna

Here are some stepLINKS…

People Launching Fireworks Out of Themselves
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65 Pics of Girls in American Flags
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The Best Thing You’ll See in an American Flag
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Anthony of Opie and Anthony is Fired
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Celebs Sucking Popsicles!
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Slut of the Day
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10 Celebs in American Flags
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Things Not to Do Before Killing Your Kids
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Captain America Statistic Song
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Top 10 Celebrity Baby Bumps – Gross
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Ellie Goulding in a Phootshoot
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Patriotism Gone Too Far
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Katy Perry is Crazy
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Cop Beats Woman on the Side of the Highway
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Rita Ora in a Sports Bra Performing
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Brittany Palmer in a UFC Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Dress….
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Zac Efron Does Michelle Rodriguez
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25 Greatest Goals in World Cup History
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Lily Allen Pussy Upskirt
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Keira Knightley’s Pokies
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Anne Hathaway in Pants
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Jewel is Single
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The Azealia Banks Show Is Funny
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Top 3 Model Instagrams Today
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Bieber on a Boat
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Rita Ora Likes Big Cock
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14 Reverse Fireworks
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Brush Your Pussy
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Hair Dryer Dildo
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Toothbrush Vibe
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4th of July Titty GIF
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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4th of July BBQ
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Big Tits for the 4th of July
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Jul

First 37 Pics of Girls with American Flags I Found of the Day

It’s July 4th. Fourth of July like Tom Cruise, Independence Day like Will Smith…so to fit in with the internet I Googled “Girls in American Flags”…and these are the top 37-ish I found, and by top, I mean first…because it would require work to actually find this shit, and work isn’t something I do…if I did, I would have a job.

Happy Just 4th. Fourth of July. Independence Day.

Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised!

At least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you will will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks after drinking too much, and the rest of you…here are some patriotic girls…

Posted in:stepLIST

2014

04

Jul

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is in a bikini. I guess she’s got breast implants, but if you care about this shit, you already know that, because Kaley Cuoco fans are creepy, die hards and have been following her since before she was the unrealistically hot girl hanging with nerds, that would never happen, even though she isn’t that hot…it’s like the Friends Apartment in NYC being affordable for a bunch of losers…TV magic….they’ve even been following her since before she killed off John Ritter…they are committed…and I’m just posting it cuz of bikinis…cuz one of the most important lesson’s I’ve learned in life is that it doesn’t matter who the girl is, what she’s about, if she has a brain, if she’s cool, or awesome or inspiring…what matters is that she’s half naked..

Here is Kaley working the media in her bikini because she wants you to see her like this..and I’m ok with that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

04

Jul

Jessica Simpson Lookin’ Skinny for her Wedding Day


I guess Jessica Simpson is getting married for the second time this weekend, because the parazzi said she’s getting ready for her wedding, something I don’t give a fuck about, her middle american retard fan base may give a fuck about because they are the ones who buy her clothes, make her a billionaire, and know it is unchristian for all these out of wedlock babies…but jesus makes them forgiving…

I am more interested in the fact that thanks to taking charge of her life, she looks like a hot young hipster I’d like to groom the bush with my mouth on…and not a fat trailer park mom and I like it.

I guess it’s not too late for this one…or any of you fat 30 year olds…just put the fucking cake down and sort it out…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

04

Jul

Naya Rivera in a Bikini of the Day

Once they go black, they turn black Naya Rivera, who is no longer on Glee, but who now has tits and an ass like a video vixen, because I guess Big Sean’s Big Penis he inserted in her got her hormones going, and girl is ready to wait in line at wall mart with her five 50 shades of grey’s who all have different dads…now that’s she’s single and out of work..

The instagram may not be that hot, but it’s good enough…because anything Naya Rivera is good right now..her body is hot as fuck.

Posted in:Naya Rivera

2014

04

Jul

Alex Gerrard is a WAG In a Bikini of the Day


The world cup is probably still going on, I don’t pay attention to that nonsense, soccer is pretty fucking dainty and sports in general are horrible, so I can’t understand why or how it is popular…

The world cup is probably still going on, I don’t pay attention to that nonsense, soccer is pretty fucking dainty and sports in general are horrible, so I can’t understand why or how it is popular…

Someone told me because it is nations against each other, to which I said, if a quick step dance battle is what determines a countries greatness, why isn’t tap dancing more popular, because that shit is just as gay.

The only good thing about soccer is the wives in the UK who bed these guys and trap them i marriage and pregnancy…because they all look like hookers…and I’d hate to imply they are…especially when looking at them in bikinis…

Her name is Alex Gerrard, she’s in a bikini, and her husband probably just gave her AIDS as a souvenir from Brazil…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alex Gerrard