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2014

18

Jun

Alysha Nett Tits for C-Heads of the Day

Alysha Nett is a friend of the site at least according to me because we’ve interacted over email at least once….and by interact I mean I emailed her to do a #stepGIRLS shoot and she ignored me…

Now here she is being shot by Tamara Lichtenstein for the geniuses at C-Heads….and she’s showing her nipple…

She’s shown her NIPPLES BEFORE …it’s all part of her instagram model hustle…because in case you didn’t know, she’s massive on instagram, and she’s also posed hot on State Bicylces so I guess these pics are why she’s too busy to shoot for me….

Breaks my cold dead heart, where is the justice…oh, it’s right here in these topless pics!

Posted in:Alysha Nett

2014

18

Jun

Sahara Ray Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, she may or may not be my friend’s girlfriend. I may or may not have emailed her at least 20 times asking her to be my girlfriend or at least to pose nude in my basement shower stall one a specific day my wife is at her doctor’s appointment for her diabetes…an appointment that she needs to continue getting the disability checks I steal to get drunk…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s ignored me, despite me trying to masturbate at least once to her in HER NUDE SHOOT FOR LUI …which in some cultures is the equivalent of buying a bitch flowers…

I don’t know what these behind the scenes with nipple pics are for, but I think they may or may not be par of my friend Viv’s first print issue of her LIVEFAST MAGAZINE that she raised 77,000 dollars on Kickstarter to do…because that’s how I found the pics posted on sticksandstoneagency and may or may not be by Jannekestorm

Either way, Nipples.

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2014

18

Jun

Birdie for Stephen Tilly of the Day

The photographer’s name is Stephen Tilly …the model’s name is Birdie…I think they are from New Zealand, but I can’t be too sure because digging into this would require work and the whole reason I have this site is so that I don’t have to work..

But what I can be sure of is that she is a young model, who I would hate to offend by calling a hipster, because hipsters are bad, and she’s so good, but to and old fuck like me, anyone who wears American Apparel is a fucking hipster, and that’s pretty much everyone…it’s like the mainstream are all bunch of weirdo freaks trying to be different, yet in turn all being the same and trying to fit in…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s showing her tits…because tits aren’t porn at least that’s what I keep telling everyone to get them to show me their tits…

Either way, here are the awesome pics…

Posted in:photographer

2014

18

Jun

#stepGIRL Pizza Party by Deladeso of the Day

The stepGIRLS are having Pizza Party with artist Deldeso who used one of our pictures from our HUF WORLDWIDE SHOOT to have his original and amazing “Digital Death, Pizza & GRIME!!! GrimeTime all the time!!! #deladesopizzaparty”…and shit is making me hungry…

Follow him on Instagram where he has daily pizza parties on pics of babes…because Pizza is very in right now, it is so good it excites. Even my wife can masturbate to it, but then again, she’s addicted to eating pizza…or really anything for that matter…she’s fat and food is the only thing that hugs her sadness, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pizza party is so fucking good, I’ll have another slice….

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

18

Jun

Idina Menzel Shitty Boob Slip of the Day

Her name is Idina Menzel…I don’t really know who she is, but with a little research it turns out she was in the original musical RENT, and the movie…where AIDS were everywhere. She was also in some movie called Enchanted and most recently in Frozen, responsible for singing that song Let it Go, that all of you have probably heard and want to murder…so these are the 43 year old titties responsible..

I am being told by the internet that she had a tit slip, but I don’t really see it in the video, it’s more of an adjustment and a chance for her to tell her audience that they are real..and assuring us they are real with a “FUCK”…that’s not very Disney at all…but then again either is her ex-husband and father of her kids…Taye Diggs…because he’s black..and that interracial shit is more for sesame street…

I guess none of this matters, it’s real low level tit slip action, but I figure I have to post it…because I’ll always watch an old lady fondle herself on stage even if I prefer seeing her masturbating on FaceTime….even if I prefer if she is under 30….

Posted in:Idina Menzel

2014

18

Jun

Drunk Girl in her Bra and Other Videos of the Day

Giraffe Gives Birth that I Assume is Less Offensive than Kim and Kanye’s Birth..

Drunk Guy’s Beat Box

Drunk Woman in the Snow with Her Ass Hanging Out

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Her name is Miss Marlee Rae and I think she wants to be a stepGIRL…it’s these kinds of emails that make me realize that all the hard work we do here at drunkenstepfather at least gets us paid in pics of babes who want to participate and where I am from, that’s better than currency.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hottest Girls of the World Cup So Far
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Intense GIF of the Day
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The 90s Female R&B Group Pyramid of Excellence
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Wedding Picture of the Day
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The Day I Found Out Dr Oz Had an MBA was the Day I Didn’t Take Him Seriously
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Madonna in Vogue Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Oh Look Fame Whores
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Alex Gerrard in a Bikini
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The Supper Beagle!
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Melanie Iglasias Stripping GIFs
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10 Celebs with Weird Style
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I Can Lost in Cam Girls for Hours…It’s a Great Use of my Time..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this hate mail in reference to my Madonna post:

Thanks for clarifying that for me you wikipedia motherfucker…

Now let’s do the roller-skate panty dance…

I am drunk… I hope these stepLINKS work…

Emma Stone and Spiderman Try to Save the World in an Annoying Way
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A Whole Lot of Sideboob
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Everything in Life is Lies
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Kelly Bensimon in a White Bikini
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Lohan Scratching Her Vag
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Kanye and Kim as Simpson’s Art
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Some Chick named Lean Headey on Jimmy Kimmel
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Chloe Goodman in a Bikini
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Chloe Goodman is Braless
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Banned Grey Poupon Ad
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11 Things You Didn’t Know About Kawhi Leonard
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Lindsay Lohan’s Hand on her Vag
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Today in Funny Names
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits While Walking the Baby
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Some Photogs Nude Photos
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Halle Berry Big Cleavage.
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Slut of the Day
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More Halle Berry
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Melissa George is Braless
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Rallye Car Takes a Corner
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J.Lo Big Selfie Tits
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Stacey Poole Strips in the Garden
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Lady Gaga Leaves the House in a Housecoat Because She Thinks She’s Donna Sommers
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Interview with Tiffany Toth
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There is a New Lohan
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Lady Gaga See Through Bra
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Model Dog Walkers
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Newscaster Doesn’t Realize He is Talking to Bob Odenkirk about Fargo
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8 Best Jokes From Comedians.
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Chanel Westcoast for Galore of the Day
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Should You Hover Over Toilet Seat
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Topless Brazil Miss Booty
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Jaime King Bikinis
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Big Tit Model of the Day
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The Courtyard Marriott Gets It
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Kate Walsh Does Bikinis
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Tracey Morgan Condition Gets Upgraded
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Eva Longoria Boring Mexican of the Day
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What if the Earth Stopped Spinning
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Kimberly Garner has a Hot Fucking Body
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Kim and Kanye Spent 4 Days Photoshopping This Picture
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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How Dogs React to Human Barking
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Shay Mitchell Nipple
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Margot Robbie is Not Naked and Thus Boring at an Event
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Kaley Cuoco Midriff
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Melon Head is a Weird Fucking GIF
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Cheryl Cole is Alright
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Lily Allen Performs
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The Dog Dissolving in Water
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini
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DJ SWitch and Rita Ora for a Pepsi Film
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Kate Beckinsale in Shorts
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Jessica Biel in her Golf Apparel with her Husband
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Insane Cosplay Picture of the Day
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Kate Middleton all Dressed Up
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Cheryl Cole on the Red Carpet
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Mark Ruffalo Says Marvel will Make Another Hulk….
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Rachel Bilson Bikini…
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So Many Freckled Girls
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Kristen Stewart Isn’t Hot
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Wedding Pic of the Day
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Trippy Shit in Nature…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Busty Cam Girl…
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Some Girl Getting Body Painted
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Squirt City…
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Extreme Butthole
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Thick Teen Strips
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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The Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Guy is Back
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Shitty Asian Cam Show
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An Archive of Page 3 Girls
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Girl Oils Up
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A Whole Bunch of Cable Nudity
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jun

DrunkenStepfather.com Went to the AVNs of the Day

6 Months ago…I went to the AVN expo and Award show , for what was probably my 5th or 6th time, not because I get paid to be there, my flight and hotel are not subsidized, I don’t even like or watch porn, but porn seems to be the only industry that really accepts me and appreciates me…and gets what I do , and in turn I like and appreciate porn back….

Not to mention, the experience is hardly that sleazy, if anything it’s just laid back and funny as fuck. The Porn girls happen to be some of the most fun, playful, even intelligent girls I know, and I’ve met most of my porno friends at the expo…

The real interesting thing is the fans, weird people, normal people, handicapped people, curious people, sometimes even celebrity people, who role through just to see what is going on…and what it is all about…because despite porn being some of the trashiest filth produced on earth, it is a huge industry, people are addicted to it, people watching hours of it every day and it crosses all borders, boundaries,nations and ethnicities, it unites people who like to jerk off to video of people fucking or doing other weird shit….and that to me is interesting enough to attend..

I brought one of my good friends who happens to own a camera with…and this is the video he put together of the footage…and it made me laugh, reminded me of some ridiculous we saw, ridiculous we experienced, and friends we saw and friends we made we made…

So to the crew at AVN, maybe we’ll be seeing you at NEXT YEARS SHOW …if not we’ll remember this year’s show thanks to stepTV …

If you watch the video you’ll see all kinds of familiar faces, from Ron Jeremy to Vince Neil, Dave Navarro, Evan Stone, Machine Gun Kelly, to homies from MYFREECAMs every fucking porn girl int he industry and some dude who dances like Michael jackson…

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, FIND OUT ABOUT NEXT YEAR’S EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepTV

2014

17

Jun

Luci Ford Supports Team USA while Eating Spaghetti of the Day

I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits…

I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit…

Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known…

Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.

Posted in:Luci Ford