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2014

06

Jun

Maja Mayskar Titties for Fashion of the Day

Maja Mayskar is am IMG model from Australia…and like all up and coming models, who I assume are up and coming model s since I’ve never heard of her before, she’s showing off her hot naked body for whatever the fuck this is…and I am all about this life…the more girls who show their tits, the more normal it becomes and the more girls who would never show their tits show their tits…

Good times…tits for everyone.

Posted in:Maja Mayskar

2014

06

Jun

American Apparel GIF of the Day

American Apparel posted this gif of a chubby hipster girl owning the water bottle wet t-shirt gif….

And I really liked it…

It’s just a reminder that this porno generation, filled with kids who grew up watching hardcore fucking porn, thanks to the internet, is awesome…

I remember when girls I went to school with freaked at the incest porn I made them watch, all wearing their Gap turtleneck and ill fit jeans..

But now bitches are in leggings, shorts, rocking sheer tops, and doing this…

It’s a good time to be alive…even though it’s also fucking horrible…and we are all doomed…but at least it’s easier to masturbate to strangers…walking down the street – cuz everyone’s a model, everyone’s a slut, everyone wants attention…and I’m down to watch…

Posted in:American Apparel

2014

06

Jun

Lily Allen Panty Flash of the DAy

Lily Allen went to an event in some Florida Housewife looking beachwear that she wore strategically to flash the world her panties…because she’s on some midlife crisis kick that stems from never being the hot popstar – leading to her acting up in public and building an entire stageshow around twerking and flashing her ass for attention, but since she can’t pull it off legitimately, she does it as a parody…parody is code for fat girl who can’t make it happen on her own – mocking pretty girl who can..

Either way, I know I wouldn’t want to sniff her panties…too many babies, abortions, obesity and missed showers…but here are her panties she wants you to see none the less…like this was the fucking glory days.

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Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

06

Jun

Jennifer Akerman’s 2012 TOpless Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a fascinating story. In 2012, Jennifer Akerman, who is apparently a model related to Malin Akerman, the actress…posted topless and bottomless, but unlike most low level hookers, she didn’t show any labia, because showing labia would be slutty….while this here, this is art..

I don’t know what she’s done since 2012, I can’t be bothered to google her, so as fas as I’m concerned this is her best work, for today’s Flashback Friday, because I’m an asshole and I jump in on social media trends like a fucking drone, even though I know the government is using social media to trap us…

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2014

06

Jun

People Laughing at Smoking Kid and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a lion Cumming…

Arsonist Catches on Fire…

Idiot VS Trash Bin

Old Man Walking his Bird

What the fuck is this Dunkin Donuts Amazingness

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night some random fat girl came up to me and told me she was going home to masturbate. I asked her what she was going to use as her masturabtion tool, she told me she used her hand like it was the 1800s….apparently…she’s Amish…

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Top 10 Chris Brown is Out of Jail…
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Swans Aren’t That Graceful…
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The Internet Reacts to Obama Fitness
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Some Redheads…
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Demi Lovato Lesbian Cleavage…
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Ed Norton and Brett Ratner are Making a Movie Called American Hippopotamus
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Minnesota Wedding Party Falls in the Lake
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20 Panorama Glitches That Are Scary
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Pregnant Scarlett JOhansson…
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No from the Block Cares for Jenny from the Block
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Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Butts
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Fat Princess Leia Chair
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Robert Pattison Isn’t the New Indiana Jones
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Forrest Gump is Going to IMAX
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A Guy in Jurassic Park Raped a 13 Year Old Girl….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is always hard to appreciate a hot girl who is playing a drinking game in a sports bar after her kickball tournament with the team, and not in a joking around kind of way, but in a competitive screaming and high fiving her Bros….

I guess I like my girls to be girls…

It is also hard to appreciate a big booty fitness girl with a busted face walking around in short shorts like she was one of these big booty fitness model from instagram…when she’s making out with her bro boyfriend…

I mean I guess I experienced what real America is all about…and it’s bad…mainly because it didn’t end with my face being sat on…

Girls Burning Their Bras
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TMZ has Been Blackmailing Bieber for Years…
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20 Panorama Glitches that Are Amazing
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Slut of the Day
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Some Star Wars News…
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Abigail Clancy Has Hard Nipples in a Bathing Suit
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10 Best Orange is the Black Moments
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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Painted
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Some Random Model of the Day
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Amber Heard Slutty
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The Creepiest Store Ever…
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Jennifer Lopez Performing….
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Angelina Jolie is 39 – Here’s a Retrospective
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Whoopi Goldberg Says Bieber isn’t Racist Because He’s Canadian
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Charlize Theron is a Good Tipper
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Levitation Device
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Alba Parietti is Not Jessica Alba in a Bikini – But She’s in a Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson’s Happy and Pregnant
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Kellie Pickler and Other Hookers at the CMT Awards
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Willa Holland Pokies! I can’t Believe I Just Wrote Pokies.
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Lohan and Lohan and Lohan
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Brides Throwing Cats
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Hottest Girls of Summer TV
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Boiling Coca Cola
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Lily Allen See Through Panty Flash
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Lohan and Lohan and Lohan
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Famous Art Pieces Interpreted in Snapcat…
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Victoria Justice is a Trick
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Nicki Minaj Loves Her Tits
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Leonardo DiCaprio Refused to do Kardashian
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Audrina Patridge and her Dog
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10 Things Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant Discussed in their Secret Meeting
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Maria Menounos Ass…
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Lana Del Rey
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Maria Menounos – Signing Autrographs
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Minnesota Party Ends in the Lake
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Briana Evigan in Lingerie
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Helen Flanagan Walking Dogs…
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Elena Papabasileiou BTS Amazing…
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Goat of the DAy
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Louisa Rosa ALlen Hot Bra Top
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Things That Bounce
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Man Decides He Does Not Want to Be Adult Anymore!
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Beach Booty Shaking Contest
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Funny Teeth Cam Show
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Busty Hotties
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Greek Slut
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Monster Dildo
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The Girl Who Thinks her Pussy is Art
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Small Girl Big Dildo
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Jun

Thania Peck Amazing by Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

One of my favorite photographers of our generation, possibly of all time, is named ANDI ELLOWAY and she is babe enough to be a model herself…but instead of getting in front of the camera, she gets behind it and makes serious fucking magic happen, like this amazing bathtub shoot she did.

The model’s name is THANIA PECK …I don’t know much about her, but based on these pictures I can only assume that greatness is bound to happen for her…she’s amazing to look at….and she also has an amazing CATCHER IN THE STYLE …so follow that…while I stare at this…

FOLLOW ANDI ELLOWAY and THANIA PECK

Posted in:Thania Peck

2014

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is an Instgram Fitness Model of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel has figured out that Instagram is designed to make models you would otherwise only know for the A-List guys they have sex with and their lingerie modelling work, to have a platform to showcase their fabulous, luxurious, celebrity life…I mean that and fitness pornography….

So she’s jumped on the Izabel Goulart bandwagon and started humping the air in fitness apparel, because her handers at Victoria’s Secret fitness realize “If we own the bitch, created the bitch, let’s use the bitch’s instagram to sell our product of her in selfie videos”…because you know if it was up to Candice, she’d probably be kicking’ it not on instagram…unless of course she’s an egotistical, narcissist who believes she belongs in front of the camera to share her beauty with the world…and I have a feeling that’s exactly what she does….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

05

Jun

Emma Roberts is Pretty Good in a Bikini of the Day

Emma Roberts posted this bikini picture of herself on Instagram…last night and reminded me that Emma Roberts was one of the original instagram celebrities I followed on instagram early in the instagram game….back when she had very few followers in an era I consider before she was a celebrity, even though she’s been doing movies for a long time, but wasn’t engaged, getting arrested in Canada and didn’t really break through until that hugely popular Horror Story show happened…back when she was just Eric Roberts’ daughter he was too drunk to notice….

Is she hot, not really, she’s a cute little LA hipster chick, with an Academy Award winning dad you can hire to be in your movie for 500 dollars…

But she is in a bikini….and she wants you to see it, so I’ll look…I like supporting people like that.

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Posted in:Emma Roberts