2014
27
May
LeAnn Rimes and her friend decided to take a pool bikini selfie from the back side…and i’m not really sure why….I mean obviously, it’s in attempts to show off their old lady, housewives with Botox, getting freaky on memorial day asses, and really the one on the right is pretty good, and amazes me for not having cellulite, but it’s still weird, because old ladies aren’t supposed to act like this, this is college girl behavior…let’s save it for the college girls…
Posted in:Leann Rimes
2014
27
May
I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits…
She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has…
I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..
Posted in:Sara Sampaio
2014
27
May
Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits..
As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple…
I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot
Posted in:Ashley Benson
2014
27
May
You’ve never heard of Carmen Bründler, but her last name is fun to say…it makes me feel like I’m on some weird german tour of the fetish club, where the fat leather clad dominatrix is explaining her signature ass penetrating move…which may be where the marketing people at Mark’s and Spencer’s found her. I mean Berlin has been a hot bed for British executives on some sex tourism vacation for decades, because where else do you find these models who aspire to get half naked, all egotistical and narcissistic, unable to really use their brain for any other reason but getting half naked, since the money is good and the work is easy, not to mention it gives them that stamp of approval that they are hot enough and that they matter…not that they needed that stamp of approval, they already knew they were amazing, that’s why they decided to make a career out of that, to share it with you…
Posted in:Carmen Bründler
2014
27
May
You want to know what’s better than Ashanti in a bikini for instagram…
Ashanti in a snowsuit…
The reality is, I am all for these thick girls. I find them fun to look at. I love seeing white girls with fat asses and thick thighs celebrating themselves half naked because black guys celebrate them, and thus white suburban guys celebrate them. I love seeing them whore out in tight clothing or half naked in the club..
It’s some comical fertile as fuck clown shit…and Ashanti’s owning it. I can’t hate it. Because self produced half naked shoots are the bane of my existence…
Posted in:Ashanti
2014
27
May
Stefani Schober looks like a 13 year old fat girl who just went on her first Family vacation to the Bahamas on some shitty cruise…you know the kind of girl with her hair braided on the beach while wearing a t-shirt to cover her pasty white middle american belly…at least that’s what her hair is telling me….
The rest of her is telling me that she’s’ pretty fantastic…and that’s really only because he’s showing her tits…for what I assume wasn’t even a paying job, but rather an editorial shoot, that she hopes takes her to the next level of stardom…and It would be negligent for me to not encourage this behavior…
Posted in:Stefani Schober
2014
27
May
Bill Murray was caught on camera, probably drunk, on some dude’s bachelor party….where he put on a little show, because I guess that’s what he does…
Jim Carrey did a commencement speech that is going viral – I can’t really figure out what he’s saying but I figure…
Who cares…
Posted in:Videos
2014
27
May
Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”….
Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times.
Seriously…
Posted in:Xenia Deli
2014
27
May
Barbara Fialho is a Brazilian Model…
She has been topless for “fashion”…which is code for being topless for money…which is a synonym of stripper/hooker…because that’s all any of us really are…just idiots whoring ourselves out for the good life any way we can…and if you’re a model who got to the Victoria’s Secret level, amongst all the competition, you didn’t do it without suckin’ some dick….
The fact is that if you were her you’d do the same, and more importantly, if you were working the casting couch, you’d encourage it, since all these babes are rolling through and putting you in the power position, you might as well take advantage of that…
Here she is modelling some lingerie looking’ good…
Posted in:Barbara Fialho
2014
27
May
Angela Simmons is Run from Run-D.M.C.’s daughter. She’s also Russell Simmons’ niece. She’s pretty hooked up and living the good life thanks to Hip Pop music and Daddy’s ridiculous amount of money that he probably has a hard time controlling because he’s some ghetto youth that made it huge…giving him the chance to raise her in the whitest communities and attend the whitest of schools…all while having a rocking’ round black ass…that she’s showing off looking’ over the beach early morning styles…to remind you that her life is better than yours…and I am okay with that, because if my shitty life was the best there is, I would recommend we blow up the fucking world…because we’d all be doomed…
I need these rich girls with good asses in bikinis for attention to remind me of all the good there is out there…you know to keep going on..
I guess in a lot of ways Rev Run’s daughter is a preacher of her own…a booty preacher…and I like it…
Posted in:Angela Simmons
