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2014

28

May

Scout Willis Has a Good Cause of the Day

Scout Willis walked the streets of New York to support some amazing hipster cause called Free the Nipple, that is essentially a campaign for girls to be allowed to walk around topless, because nipples aren’t pornographic, and the sexualization of tits is ridiculous…

Everywhere else in the world a nipple isn’t porn…

It’s a fight I haven’t won, advertisers still think I’m a porn site because I am a nipple, but if more young girls start taking a stance…the nipple will one day be free and it will turn around for all of us….

Especially when they are trust fund socialites…

Point being, this is great campaign, a great cause…girls…pull out your titties..

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2014

28

May

Gisele for LUI of the Day

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Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine…

I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy…

Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”…

Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants…

Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…

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2014

28

May

Lily Allen Topless of the Day

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Lily Allen dancing topless…disturbs me.

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2014

28

May

Stacy Keibler Pregnant Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Stacy Keibler demonstrates one of the main Selfie’s that should be banned from the Selfie Movement, and that is the Pregnant bikini Selfie, because although she’s hyped that her uterus can make babies, no one else wants to see that alien growing inside a bitch in an outfit or article of clothing that is normally something that is foreplay to masturbation…but here she is, out of contract with Gay Clooney, and showing the world that she is like 99 percent of women and capable of getting knocked up if cummed in at the right time…

It’s really nothing impressive or erotic but you would still try to get a face fuck the baby while it inside of her or just fuck the baby out of her or even be romantic and stepfather the fucker even though being a stepfather is the fucking worst. Trust me. I’ve devoted my life to it…

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2014

28

May

Alyssa Arce Topless of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is some Playboy chick who I love, not because she’s got a great face…because with tits like this, she hardly has a face…and whatever is going on up there, really doesn’t matter and barely fucking exists…

She’s been the only Playboy chick to actually be picked up by fashion photographers as someone interesting, unlike so many stripper looking bitches before her who got into Playboy because they got the tattoo and it was always their dream…

You see because Playboy in the 90s made stars, while Playboy in the 2000s, fucked up their internet strategy, and made cheap looking women dreams come true….while destroying the brand…

But in part of the rebrand, these Alyssa Arce tits came out of the fiery death…..and can be the foundation of a better tomorrow for the brand…because real big tits, that could be real, on real looking girls…is fantastic.

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2014

28

May

Natasha Poly Wears Red Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Natasha Poly and some other model are in Vogue Paris in bikinis…and the real fetish, pervert shit in this fashion shoot, because in case you didn’t know, fashion is just pornography that exploits Russian women like all other porn, only they keep their sex for the billionaires they fuck at parties, you know either from Dubai or Russia or even America….instead of on camera….while I camera they just cocktease, with tits or ass, or even model bush…or in this case some interesting fetish you know at least one person has….

Bikini clad girl, getting wet, in heels with socks…and that one person is me.

THis is hot.

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2014

28

May

Kate Middleton’s Ass Flash in the News of the Day

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The wind was on our side, and it blew up the mom ass of Kate Middleton…who unlike other British trashy girls, she cleaned herself up, dusted herself off, and seduced a fucking prince…but deep down inside, she’s still a thong wearing, gold digging, golden child rearing ass showing girl I like to stare at….

It made the news, I don’t find it all that interesting….but an ass flash where the wind is on our side, is an ass flash where the wind is on our side…since I love when nature happens to turn everyday girls in exhitionists, whether with wind, fire or rain…, so when she’s royalty, it’s just bonus..

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2014

28

May

Martha Hunt Model Legs of the Day

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Martha Hunt is some Victoria’s Secret tainted model, who has done a few more substantial editorial campaigns that included her nakedTITS and TITS because as a model she knows…showing her tits is what separates the top paid girls in the fashion industry and the girls who end up working for the Mormon Weekly bikini issue…but it doesn’t separate them from being hookers who get paid to get naked, or strippers, which are really just hookers getting paid to get naked, even though even a rich guy’s hot wife is just getting paid to get naked…

In conclusion…we’re all fucking hookers, so everyone…show me your tits.

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2014

28

May

Eliza Doolittle in Miami of the Day

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Eliza Doolittle is some trick in a bikini – who I guess isn’t much of a trick at all because unlike all the other instagram hookers who aren’t making money but who have a massive fan base for no fucking reason other than hard work taking bikini selfies, this girl, who does make money, left out the crucial parts of her bikini in this bikini selfie…her pussy definition…

But the good news is, she saved it for the paparazzi.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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2014

28

May

Nowness Mag Does Thigh Gaps of the Day

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Nowness magazine did a fashion video on Thigh Gaps…that follows girls with thigh gaps around…fixated on their thigh gaps…

I was never into thigh gaps, I never really looked for thigh gaps in a girl, I just only fucked skinny crakchead girls, so I assumed that’s how they were built…but I am all for Thigh Gaps, I mean anything that makes girls starve themselves for beauty is important to society, especially with all the sugar, GMO and hormones in the food…a girl needs to starve herself…

You see all models have thigh gaps, and models are the basis of of what is acceptable in terms of beauty…

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