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2014

12

May

It’s a 60’s Beach Party in Vogue Italia of the Day

Vogue Italia did this shoot with models Carola Remer, Alize Barange, & Natalia Rassadnikova…

The theme is a little Gidget meets Frankie Avalon meets Annette Funicello…you know those amazing beach party/surf movies from the 60s…that may not be erotic to watch today, unless you are into dead women pre-death in bikinis…but that I am sure were masturbated to by a lot of easier to impress teenage boys of the era…you know back in time before masturbation was accepted when it was far more guilt ridden and frowned upon..

It might not be all that erotic, but your life sucks, and this should bring some color into it, because it’s fun and your coffee soaked cubicle and fluorescent light life, may find it comes in handy in hating your fucking existence…which is why I do this…you know friendly reminder..

Posted in:Alize Barange|Carola Remer|Natalia Rassadnikova

2014

12

May

Camille Rowe’s Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Camille Rowe is a good time…and I am just saying that because before she was imported from France to work for Victoria’s Secret, she was getting naked for fashion…not that naked is even considered being naked in France, their rocking and amazing bushes are practically pants, and nipples are considered shirts. It’s not like America there…

So seeing her book this lingerie catalog, because she’s some kind of it girl, is ok, but I prefer to reference her struggle of paving the way for herself all of 6 months ago… WHEN NUDITY WAS INVOLVED …because pics of nudity are more fun than pics of lingerie…even if lingerie is more mysterious and sexy as a concept..we aren’t on our 20th wedding anniversary trying to repackage her naked body into something I want to fuck, we’re taking pics of a girl I’ve never met, and historically, when it comes to pics, I’ll always choose labia to seduce me… but here it is anyway..

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2014

12

May

Bryanna Holly in a Bikini of the Day

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Bryanna Holly is an instagram model who got famous for fucking Brody Jenner…

Brody Jenner is Bruce Jenner’s spoiled brat kid…who I’ve been told from various sources fucks underage girls….because he can get away with it.

I guess no girl’s getting him arrested for fucking them, because like Bryanna Holly, they are using him to get to the next level…even when they aren’t that hot, or that talented, and more importantly, he’s pretty much a nobody…but apparently, his stamp of approval on their groupie asses alone, even though he’s totally insignificant as a person, is enough to get them booking lingerie and bikini catalogs…I mean that’s the whole reason bitch bought these tits…right…

Who knows, who cares…bikini pics.

Posted in:Bryanna Holly

2014

12

May

Courtney Stodden Sucking Helium of the Day

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Courtney Stodden has rebuilt her face so hard that she looks like a 45 year old housewife, despite being 20…or claiming to be 20…and I think despite all that clown surgery, she’s still amazing.

In fact, my biggest regret in recent years was nothing to her Halloween party I was invited to, because if I Did go, I think she’d be pregnant now…and helping bring a half Stodden into the world, would be a dream.

The reality of this is that she’s obviously smart, she gets what she’s doing, she knows how to play it, and it’s working. There are so many fake tit hookers who sleep with celebs who have never even got close to the level of attention she’s got…and people can point and laugh, thats what she’s want…while I will just sit here and masturbate, because strippers who make it in the world, are porn to me..

I am a fan, this video from her web series, is so weird it’s amazing…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

12

May

Christina Aguilera in some Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is old, tired, boring…and I mean I forget her glory days, they were just that long ago…

I do remember that after her last pregnancy, she was fun to laugh at, because she kept getting fatter and fatter, only to prove to us or to herself that she could get ripped if she focused, thanks to a high paid team of nutrition and fitness people, only to get pregnant again, this time with a different daddy, like a fat white chick at Walmart…with a 50 shades of black babies…

Because you can give a bitch one hundred million dollars, but you can’t make her daddy issue ass anything but a daddy issue ass…

The interesting thing in all this is that she doesn’t need to be performing, but she is performing, because she is addicted to having people cheer her on, in one of those “I’m sharing the gift god gave me with the world” kind of obnoxiousness

I am just posting it because pregnant girls dressed slutty are funny…and because it is mother’s day.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER PERFORMING WHILE PREGNANT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2014

12

May

Stacy Keibler Produces Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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It’s Mother’s Day, so all the expecting mom’s posted pics of their baby bump, because there is a connection they have with the fetus growing inside them, it’s like some hormonal spiritual shit they try to pretend is a beautiful experience, but deep down inside know it is going to ruin their fucking life, their naps, and their ability to do whatever the fuck they want…it’s now they have to answer to some unappreciative piece of shit…not to mention the mother fucker is going to rip their pussy out from it’s roots, and leave her stomach mangled to shit…the whole thing…awful…but I guess when you’re contract dries up with homosexual tranny fucking George Clooney, you’ve got limited options in what you should do with your time…I mean I guess she could go back to doing nothing…but parenting is so much more rewarding..

Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2014

12

May

Nicki Minaj Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Nikki Minaj posted these pictures of her big hip hop tits and ass shooting a video last week and for some reason I got sucked into it, and can’t stop staring at the shit…

Even though I generally hate Nikki Minaj and everything she represents, from bratty pop princess, or the Black Gaga, to this new slutty hip hop vixen, and even though I normally like skinny tall model bitches, these thick girls, who are starting to pop up everywhere, and who I would normally call fat, are looking all fertile and shit…I feel like I’m in an African tribe and I’m getting sucked in by the one girl who isn’t dying of starvation, you know who still gets her period and who can still keep our lineage going…

Not that Nikki is that black, she just pretends to be…you know she’s whiter than

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2014

12

May

Adriana Lima Slamming her Face and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s an old lady working out…

Here’s a Cop getting slammed by a tree at a traffic stop..

Hot Lady and a Reporter

Kate Upton Hurt her Foot on the Beach…

Auctioneer Rapper Makes me Laugh

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

May

Eminem’s Mother’s Day Cash Grab of the Day

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I don’t know why I like Eminem, but I do, even when he releases tribute songs to his mom on Mother’s day.

Sounds a bit like the perfect cash grab publicity stunt…especially since she’s dying and he’s severed ties with her years ago….it was a huge part of his marketing hook…making this more of a vanity project that initially though..

I just think he’s too rich and too old and the whole teen angst thing is a little forced…but I guess this is what the fans want, and I guess he’s humiliated her enough over the years, while making a lot of fucking money, that now while she’s dying, he needs closure or some shit…that I don’t really think is sincere, but it made for a good mother’s day story…

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2014

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was in Walmart, I know, depressing as fuck right, but I had to get my wife a shitty under 5 dollar gift with her money – to make her think she matters on Mother’s Day. I’m nice like that.

I saw a guy there, we was walking around aimlessly, before a clerk asked him if he had any questions. The guy took this as an opening to tell his depressing life story about how he can’t get laid because he has no month….which wasn’t the shocker, I mean anyone shopping at walmart, unless a fat white woman with black babies shouldn’t get laid…

The shocker is when the clerk said “I know man, when I got this job, I thought all my prayers were gonna be answered, and that it was going to turn around”…leading me to think, despite being a total failure, that I have much higher expectations for myself than the average…I mean I would rather be dead than work at Walmart, and I would never view that shit as a blessing…I’d rather not work and eat rats and fucking grass in the park to get by….

That said, Happy mother’s day…

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