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2014

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about being friends with women with questionable careers is hearing their stories about their day on set getting boned up the ass while getting slapped for money…

The fun thing about being friends with girls in general is that they are all questionable…enough to send me nudes…when they are drunk….

The fun thing about Florida women…is that they are always drunk…

Here are some links….

Bouncy Titty GIFs
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Drunk Reese Witherspoon
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Dirty Fruit
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Black Widow Action Figures Looks Real
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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The Shannon Twins and Their Twin Butt Implants….
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Chick Decides to Not Sell her Virginity
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Dean McDermott Buying Tori Spelling Lingerie
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Mariah Carey Busty Cleavage…
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Emily Blunt Struts Her Busty Post Pregnancy Curves
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Regional Food You Should Only Eat Regionally…
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Bieber Responds to Seth Rogan
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The Man Who Loved his Cat Too Much
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33 Reasons Women are Better at Washing Cars
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Jogging Tits…
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Lindsay Lohan Hates Jennifer Lawrence
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Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Boobs are Freaking me Out
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Jessica Alba Nudity
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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Cosmo
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Audrina Patridge In a Bikini of the Day
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Katy Perry Panty Flash
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Sheri Chiu Nude for S Magazine
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Cats and Martinis
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Weird Mud Party
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Some Greek Glamour Model
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Somalian Pop Princess of the Day
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3 Movie Sequels that Ignore the Original
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The Worst Mom Ever Selfies
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Lady Gaga Nude for V
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Nudity from Primal Fear
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Reese Witherspoon VS Cara Delevingne!!
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Candice Swanepoel…Babe
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Americans Eat McDonald’s For the First Time
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Adriana Lima Pants in Jeans
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Cher is On the New Wutang Album
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Aubrey O’Day Big Tits for Instagram
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Avengers Pushing Strollers
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Angelina Jolie Dressed Like Maleficent
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Girls With No Bra
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20 Musician Riders…
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Magician Gives a Homeless Man His Own Home…
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Crazy Pizza Topping
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Lindsay Lohan Vagina Flash
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lots of Nudity in this Cannes Entry – “THE TRIBE”
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Sexy Brazilian Strips
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Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
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Hidden Camera of the Day
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Tits Worth Framing…
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Lily-Fleur Pointeaux Boobs in a Trailer for a Horror Movie
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Drew Barrymore Naked in 1995
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Amateur Babe!
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Girl Chilling in the Sink
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

08

May

Miley Cyrus Nipple Flash for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is back on track, recovering from the recreational drug use overdose, posting weird dance videos on instagram that include a nipple flash, because she’s not a Disney Princess anymore, she’s urban and hip and that whole new generation that don’t think showing nipple is bad, because it isn’t bad…

Maybe she’s just seeing if she’s as relevant as Rihanna, you know to get Instagram to delete her, only to get them to re-instate her because they aren’t idiots….

Maybe I’ve read into this too much…yes…I’ve read into this too much.

Here’s a close up of her pubic hair:

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

08

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Tits of the Day

I’ve been a fan of Lindsay Lohan’s tits for a long time. They have carried both her and me through some dark times…not that actually care that much about tits…but through it all, even her anorexia and drug use, when she was a walking skeleton, she still carried her solid fucking tear drop shaped implants like a fucking star…implants that I guess got popped along with her spirits now that she’s forced to do reality TV that is less successful than Jersey Shore, when girl is a big actor, with so much potential, who just got eaten up and spat out…which would be sad, if she had a soul, sincerity or compassion in anything she does, but rather she’s just a miserable human being, who will die a premature death, like her tits, and who will never achieve the level of greatness she probably could have before her psychosis got int he fucking way…

I would say it was too bad, but this girl has zero empathy for anyone…I guess the saddest thing is that now, without her tits, she’s really got zero purpose or value to me…

She can keep crying for attention, and having train wrecks, but sometimes horrible people deserve that…

I don’t care if her mom and dad made her this way, she’s a grown up and can take charge of herself. I have no respect for victims…especially when they don’t have nice tits anymore.

Maybe this anger just stems from me mourning what was…The good news is that there are so many more Lindsay Lohan replacements now…she’s obsolete. The Atari or VHS player of childstars…


Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Boobs are Freaking me Out TO See More CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

08

May

Katy Perry Crotch Shot of the Day

Katy Perry flashed her panties that Diplo sniffs….while on stage and while performing and I don’t think anyone really gave a fuck because there was no labia involved and we are in a generation where girls wear panties for pants and post nudes of themselves on snap chat for me to save for ever because of the loophole…it’s no big deal…even if Katy Perry is big…

Now, I know what you’re thinking, how can Diplo have sex with Katy Perry, with that doughy body, and the answer is simple…I would too..

Not to mention he used to bang a bunch of questionable groupies back when Katy Perry was his groupie he was too cool to fuck, before she was famous she was a hipster…and now I guess she’s getting her revenge or payback or “look at me now I’m famous and not just some dumb fat pimply girl in the club” tits…even thought despite her fame…she’s still dumb fat pimply girl…

TO SEE ALL THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

08

May

Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro

2014

08

May

Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo…

The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend…

Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

08

May

Daria Oleksenko for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl….

I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…

Posted in:Daria Oleksenko

2014

08

May

Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time…

The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does..

What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage…

She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2014

08

May

Federica Nargi in some Catalog Shoot of the Day

A day is not a day until we post typical, boring, obvious, bikini Catalog pics…that bring in a decent looking girl, and makes her pose like so many other girls before her, in a setting so similar to all bikini catalog settings, because bikini catalogs are like groundhog day, always the fucking same…like clockwork..I can tell you every pose without even looking at the fucking things…I guess the difference between them is the model used, and this model, Federica Nargi, is some hot, 24 year old, Italian babe who is famous in Italy…and probably for more reason than having a shitty stripper inspired heart tattoo on her hip bone….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS BABE FOR GOLDENPOINT SWIMWEAR CLICK HERE

Posted in:Federica Nargi

2014

08

May

Sheri Chiu for S Magazine of the Day

Sheri Chiu is a contributing editor for some fashion magazine, who I guess does some nude modelling on the side, but only when it has artistic merit or when it is for fashion….because these pics, to me are semi pornographic because I see labia and by definition of pornographic the labia is the invisible line not to cross…but it’s for and their byline is:

is a deluxe art and fashion biannual with a refreshingly bold editorial mission.

Which is exactly what I think when I see labia.

The fact is that I don’t think porn should even be called porn, it’s all fucking big cluster fuck with no real objective grid of what’s acceptable or not, to a nun cleavage is porn, to me nothing is porn, it’s all about who the audience and I’m glad people are lightening up about shit, as we become more exhibitionists, when we are told it’s for “art”…

All this to say, I like this shoot.

Posted in:Sheri Chiu