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2014

01

May

You Won’t Believe Nikki Giavasis’ Booty of the Day

Her name is NIKKI GIAVASIS and I am in love…

How do you like that Clickbait title, I’m so modern with my blogging, you know just trying to fit in with all the other cheap internet journalists, including CNN…with their tricks…but the reality of it is….Nikki Giavasis’ booty…is …booty…

I used to be a booty hater when the booty movement first happened, I mean fuck J.Lo, that bitch is garbage…then Kim Kardashian…also garbage, but then instagram happened, and all these other fit ass girls, started coming up…then I left my house and saw all these booty girls actually existed in their leggings…and then it dawned on me…big round ass is the hottest shit around…because a hot big ass is so much more of a talent than a set of fake tits…it’s a rare beautiful gem I want to have sit on my face…after it does 1000 squats a day…

This is the future and Nikki Giavasis is the leader….

Shot by FOTOARTBYDRE

Posted in:Nikki Giavasis

2014

01

May

Izabel Goulart Fit Fucking Ass of the Day

The bummer in these Izabel Goulart bikini pics is that I could have been in Miami shooting them, I figure since I am florida, it would have been a pretty easy thing to do, seeing as I knew she was in Miami, but I guess I just don’t care enough about this shit, even though I have a site devoted to this shit…

The lesson we can all learn from this is that when you’re a hard faced tall chick, or really any chick, you can devote your life to working out, and it will pay off when you put on a bikini….

Her tanned amazing body is one that lives a life of fitness, clean eating and leisure, and really that should be everyone’s life, especially if it means an ass that looks like this…

I am a fan of all Izaebel Goulart represents and that’s hot fit ass..

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Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

01

May

Kathy Griffin’s Freaky Fit Body of the Day

Kathy Griffin is a monster…and I don’t care how good her fake tits are, or how into fitness she is, I just know the real sick thing isn’t her offensive as fuck selfie, up on some soulless, redheaded, would have been left in the forrest to die if it wasn’t for political correctness, back when redheaded babies were deemed from the devil…is that the hard truth in this attention seeking pic, is that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasted against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like…

I am a sick man…but we didn’t need Kathy Griffin half naked at 100 years old, but more importantly that I’d fuck it…and even watch the sex tape of someone else fucking it…my perversion kinda follows me around everywhere I go and has been forever…

Posted in:Kathy Griffin

2014

01

May

Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits on Instagram are Funny of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her clown tits are so fucking magical – I want to sing love songs to them and make them my friends…not because I love fake tits, but because I love just how ridiculous and stable a girl has to be to end up looking like this.

Not to mention, her storyline is entertaining, and the fact the middle ate her up and loved her tells me that I am not alone in thinking she’s great, even if I am alone in everything else I do…

The only sadness that comes froM Courtney Stodden’s 40 year old pretending to be 16 year old selfies, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party I was invited to, because I am an idiot, who ultimately doesn’t give a shit about any of this, I’m too comfortable getting drunk on my couch, but when looking at pics, regret every step I take…but I guess that regret can be applied to all aspects of my sucking at life…not just my lack of seducing Courtney Stodden.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

01

May

Zippora Seven for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Zippora Seven is a pretty amazing low level model, who is starting to get more and more famous as the years go on, who is probably based in LA now, but who at 16 was posing nude for Australian magazines, getting everyone involved in trouble, when she was just being her hippie self thanks to being raised by parents who name their kids Zippora…

THese pics seem familiar, maybe because they are shot by the soon to be legendary Jason Lee Parry …the eye for the Urban Outfitters generation and naked or not they are pretty hot…I’m a fan….not hate today with a nudist on a basketball..

Posted in:Zippora Seven

2014

01

May

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

American Olympic hero McKayla Maroney posted a bikini picture, because these aspiring actors, models, olympians, intstagram celebrities, like to have creative control over their shit…I mean it’s like every time I’m half naked I’m like “this is a great ankle, I need to post this to my followers”…bullshit…

She posts bikini pics because it gets likes, her perverts unite, blogs post her like it’s fucking news, she stays relevant, her ego gets massaged, and the whole time she acts like it’s so unintentional, while knowing exactly how to seduce a motherfucker, she’s been a touring gymnast, what the fuck do you think they do with their bendy bodies in their spare fucking time…they fuck.

She’s 18, it’s still creepy cuz she looks 12, but I want you to know I know what she’s up to…and it’s naughty.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

01

May

Linda Fox Titties for Jalouse of the Day

Linda Fox is posing nude for Jalouse and as it turns out, some models look like scary genderless and obscure looking dudes without shirts, other models are hot little skinny things getting naked to get ahead, who I want to get pregnant because they look really fucking amazing, or interesting, or just topless, while shot by professionals and after hours and hair and make-up…

I’m pretty sure you know where this Linda Fox, who I know nothing about falls in on the spectrum of testicles or not, but she’s still a model getting naked for fashion, and I feel it is my duty to encourage that behavior because it’s important to make girls think getting naked, in a world filled with porn, will ever even be noticed…you know LInda Fox topless isn’t breaking the interent or driving too much traffic…shutting down fucking servers and breaking power grids…but she still has nipples.

Posted in:Linda Fox

2014

01

May

Irina Shayk’s Hot Instagram Pics of the Day

Apparently Irina Shayk posted these pictures on her Instagram and they were deleted…

I don’t know if they were deleted because she cropped out her face…and she can’t live her life without posting her face, you know like a model who loves herself, or maybe she is recovering from more plastic surgery and fillers that she’s obviously got, when not fake marrying a homosexual soccer player who has given her freedom and a career…or maybe it’s because she’s grabbing her fake tits and you can tell she’s got fake tits..

Who fucking knows, she’s still the hottest model around, but I may just be saying that cuz I know she’s a whore, and she looks more like a pornstar…than a model, which I guess I like when it’s a model not a pornstar, because pornstars are the worst.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

01

May

Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head….

This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

Posted in:Devon Windsor|Dylan Fosket

2014

01

May

Robyn Lawley for Chantelle Lingerie of the Day

It is the fat generation…so everyone, as you probably know, are embracing and celebrating being fat, because it makes for a good excuse to remain fat, you know it’s in style, or in-fashion or whatever, even models like Kate Upton are eating their way to stardom…but it’s not because of politically correctness, like Love everyone and Love yourself, it’s that the general population is fat and in order to sell them product, you must show them fat girls, otherwise you get slaughtered by the media, and no one buys your shit, unless you are Victoria’s Secret, who will one day go fat, as fit babes are a dying fucking entity..

The reality is that fat is gross, it is unhealthy, we aren’t naturally supposed to be fat, we are fat because of our lifestyles, we eat too much, we don’t work out, and we will die premature deaths…because of it…

So as a fat man, I will say, no one wants to see fat chicks modelling in lingerie, it does more bad than good, but I still like fat tits…so I’m posting it even though it represents all evil…

Posted in:Robyn Lawley