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2014

01

Apr

Bar Refaeli Fucks Puppets of the Day

No, I’m not talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. Despite the fact that I am sure he’s more of a puppet than this actual puppet. It’s pretty hard to trust young faced 50 year old model fucker in Hollywood…you know he’s there because some studio exec or Martin Scorcese has his arm elbow deep in his ass….

I am however talking about a real puppet, in this banned in Israel ad, because Israel is the holy land, where 3 of the worlds religions collide in a horrible war zone because a made up god made them disagree on some shit…

If you’re not bored or tired or Bar Refaeli, like Bar Refaeli is now that she’s 100, you’ll get excited that they made 3 of her. If you’re like me, you’re energy is better spend on aspiring models trying to get their name out there, because they are more fun, hungry and willing…but more importantly, still under 30 and in their prime.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Want to know the worst thing about April Fool’s Day? April fucking Fool’s day. It’s like every motherfucker is trying to be funny, without realizing that for some of us, everyday is a fucking joke.

That’s why I wanted to stay in bed all day, but then my wife decided to stay in bed all day, her diabetes be acting up, just not enough to put me out of my misery.

Here are some stepLINKS while you prank your idiot friends in efforts to find purpose in your shitty fucking unfilled life.

Cara Delevingne Makes Out With Michelle Rodriguez Dressed like Fresh Prince
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Girls Pulling At Their Clothes
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Some Crazy GIFS
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Katy Perry Showing Off Her Legs
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Emma Watson in a Tight White Dress
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Aaliyah Wearing Men’s Clothing Better Than You
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Some Emma Watson Prank
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Jenny McCarthy Got Naked for Ratings…and It’s Bad
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Hotel Door Chain Fail
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The BEst Girls On the Internet Right Now
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Some Terrifying GIFS
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A Banana That Makes All Other Bananas Feel Inadequate
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Cat Gets Dog in Sleeper Hold
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the DAy

I have been a little too into Lesbians lately. It’s the only thing that seems to inspire me. I was in the grocery store and saw some busty as fuck lesbian in fitness gear with her lesbian lover buying chicken, which wasn’t very lesbians, since chicken isn’t vegan, but it did get me hard…and it did make me go to a Lesbian bar, to just see if I could convert any. I figure my low testosterone and small penis would be enough to at least get a blind one…but it turns out lesbians get really mad when you ask to eat them out..but I know I’ll make one crack..

Sure SUSIE and ANGELICA are model looking Russians, who fuck girls, but probably also fuck dudes, in a gay for pay and every girl is a lesbian…because lesbians I know don’t look like this, but bi sexual experimental girls who grew up on porn and who are into experimenting do…

But they are amazing, and this shoot…is fucking sexy.


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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am very into trying to convince lesbians to let me go down on them. It’s my new hobby. Today I asked one in Starbucks if she ever wondered what it would feel like to have a bearded face deep in her vagina, she said no, but that she always wanted to fuck a bitch with a beard up the ass with a strap-on, I think she liked me, or maybe she was just being nice because she worked there…

Here are some stepLINKS….

This Chick Spent 25k to Look like Jennifer Lawrence and Looks Nothing Like Jennifer Lawrence
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Lea Michele Kid Choice Nipples!
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Nina Agdal Legs
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10 Disturbing things You Can do in a South Park Video Game
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13 Pranks
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Coke – Nutella – Mentos – Durex – WTF
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Celebrity Side Cleavage of the Day
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Ana Beatriz Barros in Lingerie
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Sluts of the Day
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Fat Chick on a Mechanical Bull
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Lady Gaga – Kinda Mooning her Fans
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Emma in White Dress
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Joanna Krupa Pasties
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Winnie Cooper DWTS Porn
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Pharrell is Joining the Voice Because He’s a Sellout Cunt
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Security Guard of the Day
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Final Four Cheerleaders
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Margot Robbie in a Red Dress
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Baby Bulldog VS Baby
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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Field of Dreams
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Apparently Lea Michele and Ariana Grande Showed Nipple At the Teen Choice Awards
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Miranda Kerr Likes Being Critiqued on her Sex
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Fails of the Week
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Using Her Vagina To Seal is Good
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Hottest Mom and Daughter Pairings
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How To Get Out of Bed in Russia
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Firemen Pull Naked Chick Out of the Well
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Anja Rubik Nude in LUI Magazine
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The People Behind the Most Mind Blowing Innovations in Sports
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Everything You Need to See at the Kid’s Choice Awards
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50 April Fools Pranks to Play on your Friends.
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Eva Green in GIFS
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Darlene Connor got Gay Married
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Bieber Gets Booed
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Best Jeopardy Fail Ever
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Some Pro Athlete on a Motorized Scooter
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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27 Facts About Fun
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Rita Ora in a Catsuit
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Amazing Products with Amazing Names
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Jordan Carver Jet Skis
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A Couple Sluts on the BEach
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Jerk Off Instruction
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All the Porn you Need in the smutMEET
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On Cam Discharge Eater
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Midget Incest Porn
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Big Titty Sluts
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Cam Girl Sings….
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Big Tits Amateur Selfie
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So This is How they Glaze Donuts..
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Some Girl Fucks Corn
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Posessed Exorcist Masturbation
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Dumb Drunk Sluts
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Slumber Party FIST!
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This Can’t Be Healthy..
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Public Masturbation Pranks…
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

Mar

Lohan for Terry Richardson of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson are friends, I mean that is if people in Hollywood actually have friends, which I doubt, since they are surrounded by a bunch of using assholes who just make money off of them, including their own parents, at least in Lohan’s case…but you know superficial friends, to superficial people, are just as good as any kind of friends….everyone lets you down in the end, like these pics Terry took of Lohan, the delicate angel filled with face fillers and BOTOX…that are so fucking tame, don’t exploit her awesome implants we’ve all seen in movies and in Playboy, in what makes me wonder why they even hung out together in the first place…maybe to remind us all things just aren’t what they were and a new regime is about to take over…at least that’s how I interpret this, but maybe I’m just looking into things a little too much…but boring pics do that to me.

This is some tired, rehab, or AA meeting in a church basement shit…not fun at all…WHERE’S THE FUCKING SMUT….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

31

Mar

Jenner Sisters in their Bikinis Working Hard of the Day

The Jenner sisters, like all 18 year olds, were in Thailand in bikinis having candid bikini photoshoots taken of them by professional photographers in what is probably a campaign for their own bikini line, because that’s what homeschooling and a mom who exploits you is all about…perks, luxury and half nakedness for attention like you were your older less hairy half sister…

I don’t care about rick kids of instagram or their bratty lives…I don’t care to document that upper crust, yet so fucking trashy shit, but when bikinis are involve, I’m into it.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

31

Mar

Miley Cyrus Topless on a HOrse of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but either Miley is connecting with her country roots in an ungodly way, because the heartland loves Jesus and not this type of smut, or she’s just trying to cry for attention, letting the world know she has little shitty natural titties and that she’ll show them anytime and anywhere she damn well likes, cuz that’s how spoiled brats who get everything they want live…and if it involves toplessness, who gives a fuck, and when it involves Miley, who gives a fuck…like Gaga, she’s exhausted her scandal level to the point where all people would notice was if she killed herself – or fucked on camera…both great options, but until then, she’s been done.

The whole thing makes me laugh knowing that when she was 16, these would have been worth fucking millions, and now they are like dime a dozen garbage…either we are evolving as a people, where tits aren’t porn and don’t matter, or underage nudes are worth a lot of money.

here is the pic

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

31

Mar

Cara Delevingne Topless on the Beach with her Boyfriend Michelle Rodriguez of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is pretty sloppy for a top model…especially when she’s topless and making out with her girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez, in what I assume is 98 percent publicity stunt, you know play up the lesbian card, since every fucking girl in the world is a lesbian, at least every girl I try to meet and have sex with, but that could just be a line to not have sex with me…which makes sense.

I mean I don’t care who fucks who, as long as I get to watch…but I do care when someone is celebrated for being something great, when clearly they aren’t great, all because Karl Lagerfeld said she was great…

I think these topless pics, speak for their attention seeking self.


Madam Meow – The Genius Paparazzi – Took a Lot of Pics of Them on the Beach…and I mean A LOT….
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TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEM MAKING OUT WHILE TOPLESS FOR THE PAPARAZZI…
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Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

31

Mar

Natalie Dormer for April’s GQ of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but thanks to the internet I know that it starts next week now that the Zombie one is over, because all the peasants who are into this TV shit on my feeds have made sure I know it…

I don’t ono what her character is, I just know this is marketing for the premiere, but I can tell you one thing…she has a lesbian hipster haircut this season…and if that’s not exciting, maybe these pics are cuz she is kinda hot…

Posted in:Natalie Dormer

2014

31

Mar

Miranda Kerr for May’s GQ UK of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to show off what may be new tits in GQ…because she’s on her own and doing all she can to get work, noticed and really have a last hurrah now that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give a fuck about her…

And the highlight for me wasn’t the pretty hot pics, but rather the bullshit she spewed about one night stands, when the entire world knows she fucked Justin Bieber like a perverted freak and that is why she’s no longer married and fired from Victoria’s Secret..


On being more confident about sex:
“The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,” she says. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him… I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.”

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr