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2014

27

Mar

Singing with Cassandra Dawn in her Car of the Day

I have a thing for this amazing model you may or may not have heard of naked CASSANDRA DAWN ….I follow her on instagram and I’m pretty into her native, despite being asian, look…

I don’t mean native, like some truck stop, toothless bitch who drank too much gas since they don’t have any booze on the reserve where she lives, you know destroyed because the asshole white man stole her land and instilled his society on her people, that for 1000s of years they never had to adapt to, and some never could really transition, but rather like a native goddess you’d see in the movies who lures the cowboy to her side…after he sees her bathing in the creek…only Cassandra Dawn is asian…and amazing…

I saw this video of her singing, it made me want to google her old nude pics that are all over the internet…like these ones…because that’s what you do when you have crushes…you stalk….romantically…

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2014

27

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless in Blackface for Vamp Magazine of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.

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2014

27

Mar

Michael Jackson Without Music is Some creepy Shit of the Day

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Michael Jackson may have been a personality who was tried by the media, you know they decided that he was a sex offender because he probably was, but was never proven to be one, despite claims exploitative kids claimed, something people today would be called Victim Blaming…

But I think this video, without music, is probably evidence of his creepy…even if he’s just acting…

Now all the people who turned their backs on him when he was a pedophile, only to collectively rejoice and celebrate his life when he died, like you were his biggest fan, since now that he was dead, separating him from little boys sexually, and focusing on his craft was easier…or maybe you’re all a bunch of hypocrites…

The day of his televised funeral, I lost over 2000 twitter followers…while a week before his funeral I would have lost 2000 twitter followers if i supported him…

You’ll all a bunch of sheep. Fuck yourselves…or watch the video without music, because it’s funny. Shit is a bit of a train wreck…isn’t it…

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Mar

Finally a Bracelet I can Endorse of the Day

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As much as I hate the live strong bracelet, I always liked that it allowed me to identify the cunts of the world. It was like some nazi regime labelling system to categorize the people deemed bad…..

But a way to celebrate a lifestyle that fights fat chicks at the source and that they can unify and find like minded anorexics who don’t judge them for being anorexics is a cause I can endorse…

It’s like society tells me it’s mean to laugh at a fat chick eating cake because she’s fat and has a right to eat cake, but the second a bitch says no to cake because she likes being skinny, it’s a fucking scandal…and then Lena Dunham gets her own show…which is the real scandal…

Either way, Anorexia Support…amazing.

Anorexics can wear the bracelet in order to identify other sufferers, while reminding them to “stay true” to their diet.

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2014

27

Mar

Karmen Pedaru in some Bikinis of the Day

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Karmen Pedaru is from Estonia. I once knew a dude from Estonia, who told me that all the girls in Estonia are hot as fuck, poor as fuck and one drunken night away from either being in the webcam sex trade, or the human trafficking sex trade, or the mail order bride sex trade….but I guess the top tier, or tall girls from Estonia, wherever the fuck that is, escape through TITS FOR FASHION and end up here…doing bikini campaigns in uneventful bikini photoshoots…like this…

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2014

27

Mar

Thirsty Bitch of the Day

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If you know anything about pop culture, than you will know that you are surrounded by thirsty bitches. Thirsty for fame, thirsty to get noticed, thirsty for nice things…just desperate as fuck…normally Thirsty bitches act thirsty with their half naked instagram pics and their annoying desperate tweets…and for the most part they don’t know they are thirsty…but this Thirsty bitch got right down to it…sure he’s a dude, from some other country, but he’s getting noticed for being Thirsty…literally…

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2014

27

Mar

Abbey Lee Kershaw for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw is some Australian model, who has some connected pro athlete father, but who defied all odds of being a rich kid, has managed to become some pretty well known model….and she did it with her TITS THAT I’VE POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE …and I figure as a rich connected kid, at least she took the time to get naked for photographers, to solidify herself and have this career, since it’s a lot better than all those rich kids who don’t show their tits and still see the success…not that that really happens anymore cuz everyone shows their tits and I like staring.

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2014

27

Mar

Dani Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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There is a family from Florida…no not the George Zimmerman family, or the Cassie Andrews Family, or the Hogans…but equally ridiculous I am sure called the THORNES…who include 4 or 5 kids who have all been moved to LA to star in various shitty TV, because their parents were smart enough to know to exploit…because it’s better than working a shitty job and the hope they only need one of them to hit to be set…

So this one did some campaigns when she was 4, you know cuz she had this serious love for acting…at 4 and she begged and begged her parents to put her into the shit…right…and now she’s doing some bullshit bikini photoshoots…because I guess when you were prostituted as a child…those life lessons carry into your adult life.

Not that modelling bikinis is really prostitution, but when you look at them the way I do..they pretty much are…

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2014

27

Mar

Amber Valetta for Allure of the Day

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I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become…

If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it…

But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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2014

27

Mar

Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

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I don’t really know what they Joan Rivers and Ray Jay spoof sex tape is…but it’s awkward as fuck. I didn’t even crack a smile, but that may be because I am a joke snob and find nothing funny, especially with the state of the world, where laughing seems like something only ignorant assholes do while being a waste of time…or maybe it’s because it’s not funny…

I figure if you’re an old bitch with nothing to do, your spoof should at least involve penetration…

Joan Rivers is a classic, a legend, funny even when dated…but this hits the mark…next time I’d like to see a little face fuck to justify that Raspy Jewish Smoker voice…

TO SEE THE REAL SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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