2014
28
Mar
Adriana Lima is still kind of alight to look at in her modelling topless…I mean I guess even a 300 pound circus clown would be alright to look at topless, it’s the internet, we’re on here to look at random train wrecks to get us through our boring lives, and a Brazlian supermodel…even when old and a mom…is still as good as any Cat meme…
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
28
Mar
My favorite thing about this model Carolyn Murphy is that she had a SEX TAPE
I don’t remember if it was a good sex tape, I just know I have it on the SITE and that when it originally came out, her lawyers went nuts and tried to erase it…yet it lives on today and every time she does a photoshoot…it comes back up…as it fucking should…because sex tapes are fun.
Posted in:Carolyn Murphy
2014
28
Mar
I don’t hate Selena Gomez, if anything she’s the star of this post, and I mean the star of all kinds of other things, like Justin Bieber’s virgin popping repertoire that we all know is just a spin by her genius manager mom who knows how to spin stories proper to help Selena be the star she is convinced she is…and for some reason, Selena seems to get it, seems to know what’s up, plays it right thanks to Disney Training, and doesn’t offend me at all, if anything, I wish she was singing into my penis like it was a mic, but that’s not saying much, I wish that for all girls.
TO SEE PICS OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
28
Mar
I follow this MADISON MURRAY babe on instagram and figure she’s cute, and fun, and friendly, and fucks around with TMZ by driving Bieber’s car he was arrested in …all with a smile on her face like she knows her prank is good…and I think that kind of fun, easy going attitude…makes for a fun easy going life…and I’m into supporting that…
Posted in:Madison Murray
2014
28
Mar
Terrell Owens is apparently some scandalous, attention seeking, wife of Terrel Owens who he was dating for a minute before she moved on him like some kind of COCO stripper bitch using him as a platform to fame…and apparently these are nude pics of her, because that’s just the kind of girl she is…the best kind…
The only sport I watch is midget soccer…
Posted in:Rachel Snider
2014
28
Mar
Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…
Posted in:Toni Garrn
2014
28
Mar
According to my very extensive, high quality, 30,000 posts of nonsense, archives, this Guinevere Van Seenus , the girl you may know as having one of those stupid immigrant model names because it is marketable…has been naked for fashion a lot over the last 4 years that you would think maybe she was doing it to advance her career, like a stripper or a hooker, and I don’t mean a high class hooker or pornstar hooker, but rather an actual street hooker…only in a “fashion” setting so it is art and considered celebrating the woman form – you say potato and say potato…an expression that doesn’t translate so well when written, but you get what I’m saying…
These are her creepier nudes and they are shot by Henrik Bulow
Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus
2014
28
Mar
I just watched this. I don’t know why. It wasn’t even that good.
Maybe you’re more into a girl hearing for the first time…
Maybe you like Dog Conga Lines…
Maybe you’re more into a car getting slammed by a garage door
Road Rage Video of the Day
Maybe it’s not all about you….
Posted in:Videos
2014
28
Mar
I like making girls fly in to visit me – because they are fans of the site – and not picking them up at the airport – or answering their calls because I am a married man and that type of activity is wrong…I mean it’s kind of their fault for flying to meet a dude in a mask of the internet. I’m really not worth the travel and the good news is there are plenty of strangers at the airport to fuck…just use TINDER
Here are some morning links..
Candy Aisle Comes with a Warning
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Hot Girls Lookin’ Fit
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Chris Martin Couldn’t Handle Gwyneth Either
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Some Chick Named Tetyana in a Bikini
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Cyber Stalker Prank
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Important Bathroom of the Day
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Kansas Jayhawks Boobs
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13 Things Internet is Nostalgic for that Suck
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Bryanna Holly Good…Even Though a Kardashian Fucked Her
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Topless Russian Protestors of the Day
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So Many Girls – So Many Girls…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
28
Mar
THIS MODEL is an amazing creature sent from heaven, despite her red hair, that may make you think she’s sent from hell, because everyone knows that real red heads were freaks of nature left in the woods to fend for themselves before people understood genetics…..but those were gingers, not this kind of redhead…that isn’t freakish but totally fucking erotic…so seeing her…getting down…excites me…probably because I’ve never had a redhead…or maybe because I didn’t have sex tonight…who knows the reason..…I just know it’s good.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
