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2014

13

Mar

Emma Watson Does Elle of the Day

Emma Watson was in Elle.

I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…

Posted in:Emma Watson

2014

13

Mar

Gigi Hadid Naked in V Man of the Day

A few weeks ago, I exposed GIGI HADID like she was Kate Upton and her grandfather invented the Washing Machine…only instead her parents were rich real estate fame whores in LA…friends with everyone making me assume Sports Illustrated pics their models up at the country club, or wherever else rich connected kids hang out…

That said, I don’t care why Gigi Hadid gets half naked in pictures. I don’t care why she feels like she needs to be in front of the camera…I just know that it’s a great level of insecurity, or validation seeking, that may come with when a girl has everything she ever needed…like a 100 million dollar trust fund…

She’s richer than Paris Hilton’s family was when Paris leaked the sex tape. She has everything, but the one thing she needs is for people to jerk off to her?

It’s so strange, it comes from such a weird place, but the fact is she’s young and getting naked for attention and really, that’s the kind of attention I want all girls seeking, whether they can pay their rent or not…

The real question I have in all this is whether her dad jerks off to these pics…and whether he is the reason she models…because it fills his sick self loving perversion..

Who knows…here are the pics as she milk her SI shoot like she was Kate Upton…only less fat….

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

13

Mar

Cute Kitty Video of the Day

I wish more of these cat themed viral videos that people are still really into, and excited about, even though we’ve all seen everything a cat is capable of, were far more like this…

This is the cute, heart warming, kitty shit I am into.

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

Mar

Jen Selter’s LIE Does Vanity Fair of the Day

In the event you don’t know, there’s a girl named Jen Selter who has gone viral for taking these staged fitness butt selfies on instagram…

She’s got a shitty face, her butt isn’t all that good, she’s just one of those instagram people who know how to pose properly….proven by these Vanity Fair pics, where she looks below fucking average at best…and her ass, this celebrated booty…looks like shit…

Now, being the most important guy on the internet, I have scoop on this girl…

Her story is that she’s a very rich New Yorker, who’s dad hired a PR company to hustler her ass to the internet, generating huge fucking buzz, but what they didn’t tell you, since they are PR people, is that she’s had a lot of plastic surgery … and people I know who know her are convinced that these are just butt implants…and I’m not saying that to be a hater…but they seem to think she’s not into fitness, that she’s had her face re-done, badly, I mean I’d hate to see what she looked like before she had her face done…and that this hype is all a lie…

The good news is that sure she monetizes her instagram a little, but she’ll probably never really be famous, or hosting TV, or a Kardashian with a reality show, what she does requires no talent…but then again…mainstream media is starving and they’ll take anyone they think people want to watch….so who knows…maybe she’ll be the next rapper fucking, vile human being with a sex tape that I will not only watch, but promote, because that shit will make me enough money to buy the Tesla I always wanted…

All this to say, her ass isn’t even that good. You’re all crazy. I can’t believe Vanity Fair is covering this nonsense. The world is doomed.

TO see the article CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jen Selter

2014

13

Mar

Joanna Krupa Topless for Randall Slavin of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a funny story to me.

She was a low level Men’s Magazine model who grew up in Chicago or some shit, but pretended she was all war torn communist because her family escaped Poland in the 80s when she was 2…

That’s not to say she wasn’t a hot low level, men’s magazine, local model who really wanted to be as famous as possible, who probably made 30k a year with her modelling, but it is to say that she realized that she needed to make a serious move at around 30, that would give her the exposure she always felt she deserved…you know she didn’t buy those fake tits to be a stripper….

So she booked Dancing with the Stars, became household, and everything fucking changed for her, taking her from no name, irrelevant girl with a sugar daddies, because sugar daddies like published models to fuck…to a reality star with sugar daddies, because that’s the whole basis of her show…

But no matter how top tier her career gets with garbage TV projects…she’s always gonna be the eager little model who never was to me…

Here she is in a pic for Randall Slavin, who in case you didn’t know, and you probably didn’t, shoots Victoria’s Secret.

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2014

13

Mar

Kim Kardashian Bikini Selfies of the Day


I posted something on Facebook the yesterday about the instagram model lie, which I guess is the real model lie, as well as the real pig who made it onto TV via a sex tape for having a big round fake ass…

It’s basically how to do before and after fitness pics, that make a girl go from a fatty to a ripped toned babe, in a matter of minutes, using shading from self tanning make-up, the right clothes, and angles…

After seeing Kim Kardashian Paparazzi pics from the last few days, years, months, fucking forever, it is safe to say, every scam, lie, smoke and mirror trick in the book, from possibly not even being a selfie, but rather shot by a photographer and edited, since there is NO way this bitch looks like this…

My gay lover at DLISTED POSTED THESE PICS OF HER FROM YESTERDAY

It’s safe to say…not the same fucking person…other than the ass implant you can see from her front…it’s all a smoke show…kinda like everything about her…

This is what Kim K’s Bikini Selfie Reminds me of…a fucking disaster.

UPDATE – Apparently Kim K put on this bikini to prove she fits in her 15 year old sister’s bikini because it’s important for the world to know that fabric stretches and that her 4 fooot 11 fat ass wears the same size as her 6 foot tall sister… SOURCE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…..

I was up all night negotiating nudes as I do…it’s too bad nudes aren’t a currency, or like a big business transaction, because the brain power I put into that shit, is probably more than some top executives put into their billion dollar businesses…but the thing is, I am only motivated by tacos, nudes, and naps…so I guess in my own way, I’m a huge success…

Here are some morning links…

WWE Divas with Basketballs….
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Lohan Showed Up to Work
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Kim Kardashian’s Exploded Disco Ball Outfit
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Girls in Workout Shorts
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Veronica Mars Panties
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Bad Joke of the Day
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Some Chick Named Jess Kingham Tits
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Ronald McDonald Selfies
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I HAVE SO MANY GIRLS…FROM THE COMFORT OF MY COUCH
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

Late Night Erotica of the Day

I saw of these pics of this model CASEY …and a little part of me died because I know I will never have sex with her…not because I have no game, but because I only have sex with virgins, at least that’s how it feels while they just lay there with that scared, medicated look on their faces…

I don’t know what I am saying, But I do know I didn’t eat out any girls, or more importantly, lick their assholes, but CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I bought the intern a 30 dollar vibrator months ago…and she hasn’t worked since…but she does send killer snap chaps

The highlight of my day is always eating tacos..I am such a Mexican Stereotype…but whether it is the traditional mexican food, or some random spicy unshowered hooker…I’m about that life…not that what I am about matters..that’s why I am giving you links to other sites to click on and have romance with….

Top Ten Celebrities Lohan Has Allegedly Fucked
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Shailene Woodley in Teen Vogue
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Hot fucking Asses
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Selena Gomez Midriff
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Chrissy Teigen Naked on Instagram
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Janice is the Slut of the Day
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25 Hardest Partying Athletes of All Time…
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7 Beaches With Good Views…
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Alessandra and Behati are Posing Together
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Rosie Hungtinton Whitely Lingerie
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The Best Tit Slip of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson’s
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Krysten Ritter is Skinny
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Mini Pool Trick Shot
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Photoshop Has Gone Too Far
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Kim Kardashian’s Awesome Fat Ass
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Website Model Dances to Pump up the Jam
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Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Back On TV
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Keith Richards does Kids Books
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Truths About Children’s TV
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Rumer Willis Has a Hot Booty
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Ugly Crying Faces…
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NOOOOOOOO! The Dwarf Midget Freaks Exploited for TV are Breaking Up
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Dancing not he Street Corner Because He Lost a Bet
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Putin’s Mistress is Bendy….
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8 Shots I Would Drink on Spring Break
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True Detective Deleted Scene of the Day
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1989 Internet Headlines if they Happened Today
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Tara Holt in her Place of the Day
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Tito Ortiz and his New GF Go Out with the Kids to Help Drive Jenna Jameson to Suicide.
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Seinfeld if it Was Really About Nothing….
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Maklemores Toilet Seat Song is Bad….
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30,000 Dollar Vibrating Bed
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Vera Farmiga Topless in Down to the Bone
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Some Hot Sports Related Bitch
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A Whole Bunch of Solid Built Bitches
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10 Fooods I Would Eat
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What Your Teen Show Guilty Pleasure Says About You
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Girls With Tattoos
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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Lesbian Scissors…
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Squirt City USA
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Tanner Mayes Porno Meltdown
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Top 10 #HUMPDAY Pornstar Tweets
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Slutty Pool Sharks!
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Girl Make Butt Love to a Bottle of Vodka
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Perv Secretly Films Nudist
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A Whole Lot of Rope Bondage
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Redhead Gives Birth to a Bouncing Baby
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Geek Girl Masturbates in a Bathroom…
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Dude Fucks Up a Rubber Bitch
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Rene Star is a Slut
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Another Pervert Films Nudist Pussy at the Beach
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Hot Blonde Lingerie
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Mar

Bobbi Kristina Brown Bikini Pics of the Day

This is Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobbi Brown and dead singing Crackwhore Whitney Houston…who is married to her brother…showing off her bikini body…clearly because people are teasing her for being an emotional eater, up on some Jennifer Hudgens, my whole family is dead so I eat burgers, Precsious shit…only to show us all that she’s clearly her mother’s daughter, up on some meth and or other street drugs that make eating obsolete….

I don’t know, I find the whole thing pretty erotic, but that’s just because I hate fat people…and take skinny anyway it comes…especially with bikini camel toe…

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