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2014

19

Feb

Pizza Hut Employee Pisses in the Sink of the Day

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Pizza Hut employees peeing in the sink and Pizza Hut is probably the least you have to worry about when eating your Pizza Hut pizza…

The pizza itself is made with chemicals, shitty Hot Pocket quality ingredients, fat and grease…that would kill you on it’s own…or at least kill your stomach….ending up all over the bathroom floor…an hour after eating it…making you question why you bought it…

But the employees aren’t top caliber chefs getting paid the big bucks all proud of what they do…

Even top caliber chefs spit on the food…

So just be happy this isn’t a video of a dude jerking off on all the pizzas…

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Abbey Clancy’s Backstage Panties of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is a British lingerie model, which I assume means she’s a Glamour Model, and I have probably written about her on the site before…probably making fun of the fact that she’s not actually a model, but rather some party slut who lured in a famous Soccer player and is now living the good life, like she was Coco…a gold digging hooker done right…yep, That’s Exactly What My Angle Was ….

But the fact is that she’s flashing her pants backstage somewhere which may not be sucking dick to get ahead, but I’m easy going and accept all forms of attention seeking…plus I’ve Already Seen Her Nude

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Feb

Bearded Lady of the Day

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All I want…is to see her bush.

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some days a picture of a Macbud in a “yoga” pose is all you need to remind yourself that the world is worth living…and that somethings are worth fighting for…because some girls don’t need zero gravity to be inspirational….

Now if only I could trick her to do this for me every morning for the rest of our lives….

Here are some morning links…

10 Reasons You Want to Fuck Alec Baldwin’s Wife
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Jason Biggs – Baby Maker
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Sochi Asses
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11 Ways People Wasted Time at Work Before the Interent
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Black Guy Breaks into a Car vs White Guy Who Tries to Break Into a Car
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13 Strangest People on Earth
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5 Creepy GIFS of Kate Upton Floating
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AMazing Topless Babe
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WTF?! in Porn GIFS of the Day
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The Evolution of Hip Hop Dance with Jimmy Fallon
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Some Naked and Wet Babe!
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Cats Vomiting Hairballs to Techno Music
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Some of my best friends are Cam Girls all thanks to their amazing cam Girl Shows…
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2014

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I did an interview with the examiner …

Don’t listen to anything I say. Here are some links…

Top 10 Reasons You Wanna Fuck Alec Baldwin’s Wife…
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More Kate Upton Zero Gravity Tits…
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Lady Gaga Shaved her Vagina
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Kate Upton Zero Gravity….
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Hot Girl Makes Guy Tap Out…
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Nina Agdal Nipples in SI
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Cora Banks is is a Clothed Playboy Model…
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Anna Herrin in a Bathing Suit…
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Anais / Anus in a Bikini
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Hot Model Snowboaring…
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Obama Has Seen Alexandra Daddario
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Selena Gomez Legs…
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Goat Drinking is AMazing
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Girls in Glasses…
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SI Swimsuit by the Numbers….
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Festival Security Guard is Awesome..
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Bob Casale Dead at 61
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Facebook Secrets You Need to See
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8 Truths from TLC Shows
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Ways to Sound Smart Talking About Raps
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NY Judge Says Stripping Isn’t Art
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Irina Shayk in a Tight Dress…
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This Dude Doesn’t Give a Fuck…
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Landing Gear Pushed to Limits…
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Bizarre Google Searches Illustrated
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Seth Rogan Got Married
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Weirdest Club Ever
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Attack of the Boob GIFS
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WTF PORN GIFs
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Carly Lauren is Naked…for Playboy
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Creampie Sucking…
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Wife Strips Naked..
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August Ames Strips…
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Trish Paytas is Amazing
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Hot Chick Amy Veronica Having Lesian
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Check out the elite escorts the celebrities hire – ? GO

Titty Tuesday!
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An Amateur and Her Selfies.
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ANother Amateur
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

18

Feb

Anastasia Ashley in my Hotel Room in a Bikini of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is a lovely delicate flower sent from heaven to make your life a happier place, she’s also a pro surfer, who lives an amazing life and has an amazingly fit body…that is currently being celebrated in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT

She’s also a friend…who works hard at what she does…and who I try to support and endorse whenever I get the chance…because she is inspirational to people like me who don’t like getting off the couch…who fear dying or being eaten by sharks…and who don’t really want to post pics of my ass on instagram, but who I am happy to know, and who I am happy does it, because I get to watch from the sidelines…

To say I am her number 1 fan, probably an understatement…I am all about her hustle, fuck I’d carry her purse to set if she let me and it was nice to see her nipples…get a little harder…for the rest of the world…

Long before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit happened…we did a fun photoshoot with STEVEN MEIERS (THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER KNOWN TO MAN – SERIOUSLY HE WILL BE THE NEXT TERRY RICHARDSON) on the balcony in my hotel room in LA and I should have masturbated in the corner…but instead I did it on the on the balcony while sniffing the railing after she left…sometimes being a pathetic loser…is pretty alright.

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2014

18

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Needs to be Recognized for her Work of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is an aspiring Swimsuit model.

She is signed to IMG, a top agency that represents a bunch of the models in the Swimsuit issue, but for some reason, she was overlooked, even though she worked the event around the Swimsuit issue, and made friends with the people who work at Swimsuit issue, and has been working out to have a body fit for the Swimsuit Issue…paving the groundwork for Next Year’s Swimsuit issue…

Friends with GIGI HADID…probably jealous of GIGI HADID..it shoulda been her..kind of girls hate girls especially when the other girl wins situation…pretend to be happy for her…

So she did what any normal jealous girl would do…and that’s post ass pics on the internet in a bikini…making her own SI Swimsuit…because with the internet and social media…who needs SI to make this happen for you…It’s all about doing it yourself motherfucker…it’s the Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit Edition..published by Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s allowance they give her… I like it..

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

18

Feb

Eniko Mihalik and Natalia Siodmiak For Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson shot Eniko Mihalik and Natalia Siodmiak for ETAM…which is a lingerie company…I guess he was trying to recreate the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video that really put her on the map…back when the world was more excitable and cared about bouncing tits..

I didn’t watch the videos, that requires too much work, but I have seen Eniko’s tits, so I assume it is its own brand of awesome…

Here are the clips…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2014

18

Feb

Helen Flanagan in Lingerie NUTS of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a UK actor turned glamour model…because acting was boring and posing half naked is easy…especially when you have tits like this…because tits like this put the tits of someone like Kate Upton to shame…and tits like this should have been in sports illustrated swimsuit instead of Kate Upton…but weren’t…because Sports Illustrated doesn’t really know what’s up and keep using the same girls over and over and over….forcing babes like Helen Flanagan to do lad mags like NUTS back home…and I guess we can only hope her desperation increases and increases until she gets into porn and really makes it in AMerica….right. Right..

She’s a serious fucking babe…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2014

18

Feb

Anastasia Ashley and the Rest of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

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It’s no secret that the hottest thing in women’s sports right now is Anastasia Ashley or at least her bikini clad surfer ass…

So it is no shock to anyone, or at least me, who as far as I’m concerned is everyone, since none of you exists, that her amazing bikini clad ass was featured in Sports Illustrated…

I guess Sports Illustrated figured we’ve already seen her in a bikini 1000 times before, why not show off her fit as fuck body…by showing us her NIPPLES…I like their logic…because I like nipples…

It’s like Sports Illustrated was some kind of soft core porn mag…yet people still advertise with them…

Point of the story is that Anastasia has never looked better, except when she wakes up after a night of drinking, and is, as far as I’m concerned, the show stopper of the entire issue…

I am surprised she hasn’t been in every one of their issues before, since she’s be surfing professionally for years, and I hope this gets her recognized by the masses so that she can continue to produce more show stopping surfing and more importantly more show stopping bikini pics…

There are few people in the world who I can say I love. She’s one of them….Good job. Let’s cuddles. FINAL LIMONADA.