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2014

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski is a Catalog Girl of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy….

She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.

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2014

30

Jan

Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

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Ashely Benson is the chubby girl from Springbreakers who was in her bikini, had the tits, and who I think had the threesome scene with one of the other Disney starlets because she likes attention and that had the most impact..

She’s also hugely popular on some show for tweens that I never really heard of or watched because I am not that creepy…I am more creepy in a hiding in the bushes kind of way…or staring at girls after asking them to let me watch them masturbate…but not creepy in watching shows targeted to young girls to be up to speed on young people issues…so that I can have something to talk to them about at Starbucks when I see them studying…

I saw THESE PAPRAZZI PICS of her in short enough shorts, and assumed that they were staged…you know put on knowing the paparazzi was called…and after cross referencing her instagram, I think I was right, because why else would she have posted her shorts there too…I mean maybe she really likes these shorts…but I think she’s more into liking the attention…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M Lingerie of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a 24 year old Lithuanian lingerie model…probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…at least to the average married dude who’s only porn is the Victoria’s Secret catalog but that has more importantly showed off her naked body for fashion numerous times…. HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE ….and that’s all that really matters…

I mean being lent out to H&M from Victoria’s Secret isn’t much to talk about..but it’s a good excuse to post her nudity that she’s done HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE …

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2014

30

Jan

Hot Drug Addicts in an Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t really know what THIS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT …someone posted it on my Facebook and I thought the pics were awesome….this is what the caption said…

The Ninth Floor documents a group of addicts who moved into the apartment of a former millionaire in a wealthy neighborhood in downtown Manhattan. Joe Smith, in his mid 60s, allowed a young addict to move into a spare bedroom in his large three-bedroom apartment in hopes of gaining rent. Several years later, a fully addicted Joe no longer had a bedroom and as many as 12 to 15 young addicts stayed at any given time. All electricity and hot water had been turned off and anything valuable had long been sold to feed habits.

This project documents the residents of this space leading up to their eviction and follows several of them after as they face jail and sickness, fight and love, attempt to get clean, sink deeper into addiction, go to jail, start families and struggle to survive.

Whatever it is…it’s fucking sexy and reminds me of Larry Clark..but more importantly – all the affordable sex I’ve had in my life.

To see the rest of the pics Click Here

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2014

30

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson has always been busty, so that’s not going to change just because she’s had a bunch of kids and gained a bunch of weight….if anything that bustiness is gonna just get more busty and not in a good way…because if you’ve ever fucked a depressed, sad, sloppy, fat single mom, because you could, you will know her tits look more like the frozen vomit you left on her front porch…than something you’d masturbate to pictures of…

So sure, she is contractually obligated to lose a ton of fucking weight, and with that coupled with baby making…comes deflated boobs…and I guess this is what those boobs look like in a push up bra…not all that good right.

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2014

30

Jan

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Move of the Day

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This is the reason I don’t work out…I don’t think my pervert self would be able to contain myself seeing girls half naked pulling moves like this…it just can’t be healthy for me, while it is healthy for them…and even if no supermodels, or even babes work out at the gyms I would go to, and even if the last time I was in a gym, the women were all old and fat…and I am talking real fucking fat…seeing them try these stunts in tight clothes would still make it hard for me to contain myself in my spandex shorts….

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2014

30

Jan

Pink Freaks Me Out of the DAy

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Pink is pretty fucking intense and I am not just talking about her shoulders and biceps that make me question why she bothered with a bikini top…even though part of me is pretty turned on at her strength and flexibility, I mean to be a fucking tank with endurance and intensity that may make me question her genitals but that make banging her that much more confusing and sometimes confusing is exciting because it’s something different than we are used to without actually having to announce to your family that you’re gay…she’s like gateway, but more importantly…she can do push ups and squats while you mount her..and whether that is hot or not doesn’t matter…it’s hysterical and probably something everyone should experience…..

That said, she’s on tour now…if you want to get an awkward boner to this weirdness live…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

30

Jan

Ola Jordan’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows…I mean if she wasn’t a stripper by trade, you know the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing your nipples intentionally for attention isn’t a big deal….and here are her nipples for attention.

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2014

30

Jan

Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you…

I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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2014

30

Jan

Some Wild and Crazy Videos of the Day

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Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world…

Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics…

The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on….

Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone…

Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals…

Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video