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2014

17

Jan

Sandra Kubicka for Bon Prix Lingerie of the Day

Sandra Kubicka is some random internet model I have never heard of who I guess booked some lingerie campaign for Valentine’s Day…because she’s in lingerie for Valentines day….I am investigative journalist like that and these are the pics…

These don’t really matter because she’s not taking the steps aspiring models should take…by getting naked for low level photographers with questionable morals like amateur pornstars…but different because it is for fashion…

Posted in:Sandra Kubicka

2014

17

Jan

Maria Menounos Suckin’ Chocolate of the Day

This picture of Maria Menounos makes me laugh – not because she’s sucking cake pops to feed her fat ass…but because seeing chocolaty covered dick tipped shaped things remind me off all the ass to mouth she does – being greek…where the vagina is the asshole and vice versa…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

17

Jan

Big Glamour Model Tits for NUTS January of the Day

Rosie Jones, Sabine Jemeljanova, Joey Fisher and Melissa Debling came together to show off their big stupid tits…but not the way glamour models are supposed to show their big stupid tits because they forgot to show their nipples…which is their one fucking task.

Posted in:Glamour Models

2014

17

Jan

Coco’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention…

I am a fan.

Posted in:Coco

2014

17

Jan

Margot Robbie and the Critic Choice Awards Happened of the DAy

It was the Critic Choice awards, because celebrities need to be celebrated for their work, because the adoration of the world and tons of money and groupies and drugs and luxury life is not good enough…these motherfuckers need trophies…

The only girl who apparently matters in the world right now, Margot Robbie was there.

I prefer seeing her NAKED SCENES

I didn’t bother looking at any of the other pics from the event, because I don’t give a shit…and either should you.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

17

Jan

Girl Downs a Bottle of Jagger of the Day

So apparently there is a thing Australians do, because Australians are insane, called being “Neknominated”…where you have to chug a bottle of booze..and apparently this girl got “Neknominated” and had to down a bottle of Jagger for a pack of smokes and I am just trying to figure out who these Australian trolls are, and what hobbit hole they crawled out of, because the Australians girl I follow on Instagram don’t look anything like this…but at least she still chugs a bottle of Jagger, which is impressive, even when built like a bus.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am pretty bad at Vegas porn awards. I haven’t left my room in over 12 hours and not because I am fucking hookers, strippers, porn stars or fat girl fans of porn who want to show me that they can suck dick too…I am just too comfortable laying in this bed without my fat wife, a bed that has probably had some really disgusting things happen in it, from death to random people shitting on it…but it’s still better than what I got at home…

Today…I’ll work on doing better…

Here are some morning links…

Nina Agdal is Picking Her Wedgie
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The Classiest QUAD Ever
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Oh Shit Some Mirror Selfies!
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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Russian Girl VS Car
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Michael Fastbender is Doing Gerard Butler’s Ex
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Little Miss Sunshine Is Big
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Amanda Seyfried Still Doesn’t Shower
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10 Marvel Superheroes with Weird Penises
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Drunken Nose Piercing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Vegas at the AVN AWARDS because it’s always a good fucking time. Sure I wasn’t asked to be a judge this year, because some pornstars and porn companies hate me, but I did get to see Asa Akira, who is the one pornstar I consider family…in a very very very dysfunctional family…

So far I met a bunch of fucking perverts, one guy who made me watch videos he shot of pornstar’s mouths as they were talking to fans…another guy who wouldn’t stop telling a girl next to me how much he liked her nipples…I’ll get pics and video tomorrow…If I don’t die of AIDS….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Coco Posted Something Very Good
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When Pimping Out Your Teen Goes Wrong
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Girls Taking Selfies
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I love Pubic Hair – So these American Apparel Mannequins fucking Rock
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Anne Hathaway Nipples
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13 Weirdo GIFS
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Shanna is the Slut in the Spank Bank
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How to Waste Gopro
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Gemma Chan Tits…
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Doutzen Kroes in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Ali Wilerton in a Bikini
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Jessie J has a Hot Booty
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Emma Roberts Turns Me On
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Penelope Cruz in a Boring Campaign
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Stephanie Seymour’s 1993 Playboy Pics
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Granny Wants Dick for her 100th Birthday
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Jena Malone in Some Weird Photoshoot…
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Girls Without Bras
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Slow Motion Beat Boxing
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RIP Professor from Gilligan’s Island
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Kelly Brook Thick Legs
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Big Greek Nip Slip
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Fails of the Week
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Anne Hathaway was Supposed to be in Silver Linings Playbook…
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Selena Gomez Nudes Probably Exist
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Blaze the Crate Hating Husky
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Trashy Naked Girls
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Chrissy Teigen Cleavage…
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Secret McDonald’s Menu ITems
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5 Ways to Sneak Alcohol Anywhere
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Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics
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Walking Dead Hooker
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Kaili Thorne Topless
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Rich People Have Better Sex
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Olivia Wilde Tight Pants
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Catherine Gontran – Fitness Model
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Chick With Abs
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The 15 Best Beer Koozies
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This is What Vanessa Pardis Has to Say to Johnny Depp’s Engagment
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Amy Adams in Tight Jeans
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SEX TOYS MAKE FOR FUN SEX
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Slow Motion Boobie Jiggle
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Some Big titties Bending Over
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Some Solid Lesbians!
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Hidden Shower Camera
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

16

Jan

Izabel Goulart is a Fucking Machine of the Day

Fit as fuck Izabel Goulart proves that having an average at best face doesn’t matter when you are built like a fucking lean, fat-less, toned machine who works out every fucking day and looks amazing doing it….so good that Victoria’s Secret hires her for their Runway shows, while all the other models are out starving themselves and doing coke all night…this girl’s a fucking fitness machine…and I like watching her do things that I can’t do but would try eating her out if she was doing it in front of me, while she was doing it….

Posted in:Izabel Goulart