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2014

09

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Reading Material of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big fan of Amy Tan, so much so that she poses next to her book in a bikini, like anyone who knows how to read should be doing…Maybe we aren’t all doomed and that not all of the next generation of self involved, half naked, babes posting pics of themselves all day are illiterate retards, but some of these half naked, self involved babes actually know what a book is…

I am not really sure what body parts I am looking at, but like hooked on phonics, I endorse the “I read when I’m in a bikini – I am not just a vapid cunt – Selfie”…not that Amy Tan books aren’t for vapid cunts, it’s not War and Peace or some other enlightening hard read, but in this day and age seeing a girl read an archie comic would impress me.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

09

Jan

Maria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day

Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2014

09

Jan

Malin Akerman in her People’s Choice Dress of the Day

Apparently, the People’s Choice awards were on. I wasn’t really aware of this because I don’t care what the people think….I do however know that Malin Akerman’s dress is being talked about, I am not really sure why, I mean she’s just showing cleavage, it’s not like she’s causing a scandal jerking off her strap-on or doing something actually important or scandalous…I mean the fact that this is a thing is pathetic to me when there are real issues in the world that don’t involve moms showing their fake mom tits off at a shitty fabricated event that doesn’t matter…celebrating assholes who have already won…but I guess if you’re a virgin…this kind of thing excites you…while all I am doing is trying to see her implant scar…unless she doesn’t have implants which is totally possible…but that makes this game totally obsolete…

All this to say nipples need to be exposed to cause this much buzz…Tits or GTFO!


TO SEE ALL THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE PICS OF ALL THE HOOKERS WE CALL CELEBS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Malin Akerman

2014

09

Jan

Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jan

Kaili Thorne Bra and Panties in Bed for Instagram of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the rebel sister of Bella Thorne and some other Disney Sluts who are probably far sluttier than this one in their everyday life, but because of their success, she has had to be as slutty as possible in her social media to even get noticed, because unlike her sisters, she didn’t sell her soul to Disney, but thanks to her sister she’s gonna ride that family name harder than she was an aspiring actress riding Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock at an after party for his film premiere…which in case you didn’t know..is pretty hard…

I like her hipster artistic take on shit, it’s hot…

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

09

Jan

Scarlett Johannason Thinks She’s 1950 Hollywood Glam of the Day

Scarlett Johannason, a girl I think is overrated and underserving of her celebrity, has been cast in a few 1950s movies in her career, and I guess she’s taken that old hollywood vibe to heart, because as a fan of old movies, I agree, it was a better time for the industry, but more importantly for the actors…it was classier, even if it was more debauchery, because the media was in on it with the stars and everyone was fucking everyone while doing heroin and opium together…I mean sounds awesome to me…

But when I see Scarlett Johannason dressed like this on her way to Letterman, I find it funny, because it makes me feel like she’s not an actual star, but one on Hollywood BLVD taking pics with Asian tourists pretending to be Marilyn Monroe or some shit….

I guess what I am trying to say is…bitch…show more tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Scarlett Johannason

2014

09

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Photoshopped for Bongo Jeans

Vanessa Hudgens is generally fat…but she tries to not be fat by working out and and with the help of photoshop and Bongo Jeans…she manages to look like some long lean model….

Sure, I am having a hard time thinking her little troll body, looks like this when it is done up, I saw Spring Breakers and I am not buying this…but I’ll still post it cuz I am oddly attracted to her.

I blame her underage pics of her hairy pussy for that. Soemthing her team tried to get me arrested for posting…even though I wasn’t the one who took it…

I guess that is our bond…that she treated me like a man who molested her all in efforts of a publicity stunt.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

09

Jan

Polina Borodina Hot Topless Model of the DAy

Polina Borodina is a Russian model who has been at it since she was around 15, I don’t think she’s all that much older than that now, I mean clearly 18…but more importantly equipped with the Russian sense about her that knows getting topless for a photographer who thinks he is Terry Richardson, because it may lead to some jobs and it’s better than getting a job working in the webcam model industry…I like her….even if her nipples are too big for her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Polina Borodina

2014

09

Jan

Russian Genius in a Parasail Fail of the Day

There was a time when Russia was the competing to be the first in space, they had a great communist science program that was largely a product of when the Americans and Russians got the best of the WWII Nazi engineers back when they built the Berlin wall…not that you care about that…it was a long time ago, at least enough time to take freedom from their people, train them in a militant way, soak them in Vodka, and give them their freedom back, leaving them confused yet capable to do stunts like this, where dude parasails, without an ocean or a Boat, because that shit is for little girls on vacation…these are Russian and don’t need Oceans or Boats, that is for the weak…

Well this idiot ended up dying from this idiotic accident…and I am posting it because it’s just so stupid not to post…

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The one thing people aren’t telling you about this polar freeze or whatever the fuck CNN coined it to sensationalize something we call WINTER…is that the freezing temperature makes the homeless teenage runaways even more desperate than they already are…it’s hit the streets with a thermos full of warm soup and all these bitches gonna flock to you like you’re the fucking Messiah…and like you’re the Messiah…they’ll be willing to do all kinds of tricks for that 99 cent can of watered down Campbells. ..

Here are some morning LINKS…

Malin Akerman’s Breasts at Some Bullshit
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7 Observations from the Michelle Rod and Cara Delevingne Make-Out Session
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Best Store Name Ever
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Gone Girl Knocks off John Lennon and Yoko Ono – Because People LAck Creativitity
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Can You Walk On Water – Amazing
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Top 10 Stupid Celeb Selfies
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Malin Akerman at People’s Choice Awards
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Swallowing Marshmallow Trick Shots
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10 Shocking Facts About McDonalds
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Awkward Magazine Cover
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Awesome Headline
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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