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2013

03

Dec

Fake Ski Viral of the Day

I don’t know if this is a viral video yet, or if it every will be, because german dudes in the alps is not very American, and America runs the internet, except maybe with that what the fox says video…but I’m going to assume that there is no scientific way that a dude doing weird stunts with his skis would be filmed doing weird stunts with his skis…and even if he did the chances of it flying 20 feet in the air through a bus window is as bullshit as the Jimmy KImmel twerk…but I like the fact that the public are idiots…and buy into everything they see…and I like to perpetuate the lie….and that’s why I am posting this…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

03

Dec

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I know that Kaley Cuoco has a huge fan base…not because she killed John Ritter while fucking on set of 8 Simple Rules, but because she is the hot chick on some show about nerds that people love for some reason I will never understand, but blame being mindless idiots…but I don’t get her appeal..she’s just not hot..and I think that this bikini pic, what I like to call the least attractive bikini pic, from an offensive asian symbol tattoo that dates her as being a lame bitch in her 30s, to her menopausal back, to her shitty ass, to the shit stain birth marks on her back, she’s a fucking wreck…and that’s not even going into the fact she’s riding some dude she is married to…and I don’t care about her being in love..or posing with her man like her nerd fans probably care about…I just care how shit these are and that they are a couple I wouldn’t even want to see fuck and I want to see everyone fuck…this is the bikini pic done fucking wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because there’s something right about all bikini pics.

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2013

03

Dec

Isabeli Fontana Models Bikinis of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model, at least old as fuck in model years…because like dogs 1 human year is equal to 3 model years…meaning at 20 they are already pushing retirement age and by 30 and a mom they should be in the home, done, retired, married to a rich dude, living the life of luxury…but some models are built different and the cocaine doesn’t age them or dry them out, leaving them lovely and luxurious like this Isabeli Fontana character who is modelling some bikinis in some boring bikini pics…if you ignore the fact that Isabeli Fontana’s amazing is in it…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

03

Dec

Cintia Dicker For H&M Lingerie of the Day

Cintia Dicker is a bikini, lingerie, Victoria’s Secret model that brings hope to redheads everywhere, that they as a breed of human have hope…that all the ginger jokes, calling them super humans for surviving the wilderness all those generations ago, where they were left to die when they were born and their parents thought they were from hell…devil’s babies…to all the pubic hair…and pale skin awkwardness that comes with them…they just have to reference this babe…because she gives them as a people hope that their tribe can have some sex appeal…because Cintia Dicker has sex appeal…and here she is half naked…in boring pics but still Cintia Dicker half naked…

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2013

03

Dec

Aly Michalka in Some Bikini Goodness of the Day

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…and what they are all about…I mean after looking at these pics of her ass in a bikini posed over her balcony in St Lucia that she posted to the internet…I really want to get to know her at her core…literally…I’m romantic and perverted like that….but then again, these vapid celebrity really don’t have that much substance, so maybe this is all we need to know…and luckily for me, that’s enough…I mean sure a sex tape would be a more interesting approach…but I have low standards and expectations…I can deal with bikini pics.

Posted in:Aly Michalka|SFW

2013

03

Dec

The Kardashian Christmas Card is a Photo Series of the Day

I saw this horrible Kardashian Christmas card, as tacky as you’d expect, yesterday but apparently it’s a series of pics, obviously, these over the top assholes just don’t stop…even though they should be stopped with an elephant gun…

Apparently, they hired David Lachapelle to shoot their Christmas card, and by The Kardashians I mean E!, as the Kardashians have E! by the balls and make them pay for all the over the top shit they do, because spending their own stupid money they made being the worst humans on earth would just be crazy, when they can trap other idiots to do it for them…they’ve got it all figured out, but it’s too bad that these Dancing Monkeys aren’t just Dancing Monkeys that their trainer can put to sleep because they’re all danced out…

The only thing nice about this over the top shoot it is that Bruce Jenner let his Tranny hair out…not you tranny lovers can really throw down to him…if you know what I mean…

Garbage

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

2013

03

Dec

Cinnamom Challenge with a Pepper Spray Twist of the Day

I figure if you’re going to make basic internet videos, you know redoing something that your friend’s mom was doing last year…you might as well make it a little more “epic” or hardcore…

I mean that’s kinda the whole point of the fucking internet as far as I’m concerned…always moving forward into deeper and darker places…

I guess this guy is on the same page as me because when he does the cinnamon challenge…a played out youtube prank…he has his friend pepper spray him…in what may be one of the dumbest acts around…and that may have have resulted in his death…which would probably be deserved because despite being funny as shit…you have to be a real idiot to pull this off…

Posted in:Videos

2013

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Have you ever asked a girl for tit pics, to have her to turn around and say no, even though you want to see her tits..but you aren’t willing to invest energy or romance to trick her into sending her tit pics…only to have her send you pics of her pussy instead…which is what you wanted but way more than you asked for…but can’t help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with her tits…while staring at her pussy…

It’s a constant problem for a pro sexter…cuz when you’re married…real sex is a lot of work…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Bieber’s Hooker in some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics – Because That’s How Bottom Feeders Do…
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VS Model Jessica Hart Fired for Dissing Taylor Swift…But Her Boyfriend is Still a Billionaire
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Skiing Fail of the Day
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Some “Stars” Without Make-Up to Throw Up On
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12 Real Life Super Marios
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Bulldog VS Watermelon
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The Best TV Gifs of 2013
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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I don’t believe I can fly…But I Do Believe These Girls Will Get Naked
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A Massive Icicle in Russia…
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In Case You Missed it the Amazon Robot scares me
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12 Celebrity Couples You Will Never Forget – But Probably Want to Forget
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Big Titties…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Dec

Jessica is the Babe of the Night

I like when girls like Jessica who are built like models…I’m talking the runway, bikini, fashion model kind, decide to say fuck it and get into hardcore adult production…from posing nude…to letting us watch her bone…and when she looks like this, and not like all the other crack whore girls with too much surgery thanks to broken dreams…and or brokern homes…in the adult world, you gotta wonder how something so good happened, but then you get distracted by the pics…because no much else matters..thoughts..disappear..with this Jessica…because she’s amazing…

TO SEE HER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

02

Dec

Kate Moss for Playboy of the Day

Kate Moss is one of my favorites…and here is her her Playboy spread…that is really fucking tame considering KATE MOSS IS ALWAYS NAKED in her spare time…and in fashion shoots..I’ve practically seen her uterus…but here’s the pics anyway…even though she’s old and tired…and better things have happened back in her prime…but this still happened…

Playboy hates when you post their pics – I expect a lawyer’s letter in 10 minutes..

Here are the pics

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