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2013

22

Nov

Artistic Dance of the Day

You know what I like…self proclaimed artists who are really just local crazy bitches trying to figure out some high concept to validate their shitty job and life…but only when their art is in the form of interpretive dance…because interpretive dance is the single weirdest art form, that I only fuck with at the strip club, when you see a professionally trained dancer, with a college degree in dance…doing some next level high concept shit, for 10 dollars a song…

I think the most over-used excuse in life besides “i was drunk”…or “2 drunk to care”…is I’m an artist? Fuck you…who decides that? Just cuz you have your tit out with rubber gloves on pretending to be a chicken on stage bitch…I saw a homeless dude doin’ the same thing while high on meth…is he an artist too?

Next level.

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

22

Nov

Caprice is the Amazing Babe of the Night

Caprice is the kind of girl I would definitely write very intense erotic texts that talk her a wild and amazing journey in her panties…like I do with all the girls I like…but she’s Czech and I don’t think she would understand what “slip your panties to the side”….not hat she’s even wearing panties…because like all good Soviets…she’s taken her winning, pragmatic communist work camp ethics and brought her genetically engineered perfect body…to the masses…and I’m fucking glad for it…because it’s 3 am…and all I want to do is sniff pussy and eat asshole…showered or unshowered…homeless or not…because the power of Caprice allows me to distract myself from the garbage girls I pull, while I’m pulling them, since these images will forever be imprinted on my mind…because they are that good, classy and NAKED…artistic porno is the key to my life right now..it’s the future and it stars with Caprice

To see Caprice More Hardcore – CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason I always hate every person who has ever been in front of me in line at Starbucks…they are equally the fucking worst..even when they are hot mom’s and daughters in Yoga pants…but in their defines…I generally hate everyone…and everything…and the bigger issue is why the fuck was I at Starbucks…let’s just say I had a gift card…

I need to drink, follow the hot girls home, and convince them to let me watch them get ready for bed…from the comfort of their fire escape…or something equally romantic that involves naked girls…and while I work on that… FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK ….

Here are some stepLINKS

Jose Canseco and His Goats
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Mila Kunis Butt Shots
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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The Jenner Sisters Can’t Dance….
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Nicole Andrews in a Hot Dress
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Karate Kick Fail
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Natalie Portman’s Weird Hard Nipple
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Pick-Up Lines of Historical Figures
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits to Jerk Off To
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VIDEO – Mother Throws Baby In Bus Fight.
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Horrifying Hygiene Facts…
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Winona Lives…
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Pixie Geldoff Panties
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Jennifer Lawrence Talking About Shitting Herself
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JoJo in a Tight Dress….
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Alana Blanchard Surfer Butt Shot
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Sad Etsy Boyfriends Makes me Laugh…These Bitches
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LeAnn Rimes is scary…
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Maria Menounos Lookin Hot in a Red Dress
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Paris Hilton 20 Years From Now…
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Winter Ave Zoli Nude for Playboy
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Snake on a Wind Shield.
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Kate Middleton Legs of the Day
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Histagrams makes me Laugh
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Evan Rachel Wood Sex Scene
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Lohan is the Best…Hot Tits
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Sofia Vergara Must Love Anal Sex
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There is an Erotic Batman Hotel Out THere
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Scarlett Johansson Elle Spain…
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Panties
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Wayne Gretzky trick Shots
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Britney Spears Whoring Out on Set of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Goat Eats a Classy Meal
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Some Kardashians Making it Rain
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Beat the Fuck Up
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Bee Dick
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Romantic Webcam Masturbation…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
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Become a Squirt Master!
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Stupid Cause of the Day

Carmen Electra is using her low level celebrity as a platform for the weirdest cause…the war against Southwest “waisting” water …

People around the world don’t have drinking water. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that #southwest airlines employees would serve water, then make you through it out when you are leaving the plane by saying its airplane regulations that no water can come off the flight #waistofwater What do u think? Tell me about your southwest flying experience

I don’t know if she’s trying to actually make a difference, you know change the regulations to allow people to leave the plane with their cans of water, which in and of itself is pretty low level and ghetto, water belongs in bottles…but I guess not as low level as being a big star flying fucking Southwest… I know less relevant people than Carmen Electra who only fly first class…she’s fallen off…

But she’s targeted them…mad they are THROUGHING out her water…because people around the world don’t even have water people…like every time the THROUGHS up after eating in hopes of staying fit…

Who cares, I know….totally..but at the good news is she hasn’t forgot who Carmen Electra is and makes out with the can like you’d expect her to do..probably after shoving it up her asshole…

I know…who cares…

TO SEE Carmen Electra Staged Workout Hotness of the Day… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Carmen Electra|SFW

2013

21

Nov

Rihanna Twerk Video of the Day

6 days ago, Rihanna’s homie who followed her around on tour, posted a hotel room video of them twerking to celebrate the end of her diamond tour, where she probably made a solid 100,000,000 dollars, and Rihanna’s part was pretty fucking sold…it may be an older story, but I am a grown ass man and can’t really devote my life keeping tabs on Rihanna’s ass jiggle, even if I like it a lot…and I’m glad it happened…

HEre are the OG instagrams.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

21

Nov

Britt Maren in a Bikini of the Day

Britt Maren is some model who I have been following on the internet for a while, which is kinda surprising since no one else is…she’s virtually an unknown, but you gotta start somewhere before being something, and unfortunately, me being a creeper on the front lines, is not gonna get me suffocated by her vagina the way I like it, because if she hasn’t acknowledged me now, being a nobody with no followers….she’s not gonna acknowledge me when she’s the next Candice..but the good news is that I can blame myself for not trying hard enough when I had a chance…because I only realized I followed her 5 minutes ago when trying to find an angle for this post only to come up empty handed…as you will know when you finish reading this post…assuming at least one of you reads this shit…

The good news is she’s wet in a white bikini, my favorite because of the likeliness of seeing vagina lips when they get wet is higher thither color bikinis…and as a pervert that’s good enough for me…and her body’s not that bad either…I like.

To see the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britt Maren

2013

21

Nov

Kathy Hilton’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Kathy Hilton decided to leave the house she gold dug her way into back in the 70s when she met Rick Hilton and said to herself…like so many girls before and after her…something like “I can continuing sucking random cocks all night every night in the club scene, or I can marry this dude, his family owns hilton, and I’ve stayed at hiltons, and I like what all that means…even if I just marry him and stick with him for a year..it’ll be a retirement plan, i just need to shit out one garbage kid and I’m good, don’t turn my back on this opportunity”…

But more importantly, she decided to prove that you can be way too fucking old to be wearing see through clothes…all while saying “this is the source of my ratchet, gutter, brat daughter and all her porn hustle”….

Whatever it is…it’s semi erotic

Posted in:Kathy Hilton

2013

21

Nov

Martha Hunt for Santa Lolla Naked of the Day

This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2013

21

Nov

Some UK Twerking Championship Video of the Day

So there is a UK Twerk championship in that takes place at some really shitty looking club…where strippers and booty come together in shorts and gyrate in various positions that Miley Cyrus only wished she could do…if she wasn’t already caked the fuck up and rich with no real need to twerk other than it being a good marketing spin…

I think seeing the Drake looking dude in the background losing his shit to a jiggling ass like it is the coming of christ is the highlight of the video to me…like dude never saw a fat ass jiggle before…not because I like Drake looking dudes better than crazy ass dancing…

It’s just there isn’t really anything all that hot about this, it’s like the big black hooker I saw in the bar last night, sure she was alright to look at because nothing else was going on, but I wasn’t into paying her 100 dollars for a blow job….

Maybe I am pretty over the whole twerking thing…unless it’s college girls reaching and trying hard to be hot, relevant, and hip hop pop culture…but I can’t imagine that ever happening…I think twerkin is a “for life”…dance..I will always embrace…yo.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Wearing The Best T-Shirt Ever of the Day

Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order…

Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational…


GET ONE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley