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2013

05

Nov

Claire Danes for Interview of the Day

Claire Danes, who if you are like me, you wrote off back in the 90s when she was the annoying depressive 90s angst who couldn’t get fucked by Jared Leto on My So Called Life…I mean I assume she’s done other things, but I haven’t paid attention to her, because all I can think about is the girls I used to know back then, who I didn’t want to even bang then, because of their plaid, apathetic disposition…it was a horrible time…and this bitch is the figure head…but now at 40 she’s topless in interview…and at least one of you is stoked about that…

Posted in:Claire Danes

2013

05

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

05

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

05

Nov

Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

Posted in:Bieber

2013

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Finally convincing the girl you’ve been sexting for the last 8 months into sending you a vagina pic, only to discover that her vagina is actual a penis…is a bit of a bummer.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Stupid Miley Selfie of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Face…
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These Star Wars Vibrators are Nutty
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Today in Tramp Stamps!
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Raccoon Eating Grapes….
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Jamie Alexander Tight Dress
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Jordan Carver Big Tits
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Actors who are Shorter than You Think….
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This Doge Shit is Going Nuts…
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These 10 Companies Own Everything…
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1000s of Girls…For You…At Any Given Time…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Nov

Mila K is the Babe of the Night

Her name is MILA from X-ART and I am going to assume she’s from Eastern Europe, because I typecast like that, but I think we can all agree that wherever she is from, it must be a lot like heaven, because she’s pretty fucking perfect…I blame her dark hair, blue eyes and being naked as fuck..

It always amazes me when nude models don’t look like broken girls, but rather, like perfection…it’s like this can’t be right, even though it is so right…

Amazing..

TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW

2013

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I want your HPV all over my face is not a good pick-up line….even if it is statistically totally accurate…sometimes you gotta keep science out of love…

Farrah Abraham is Amazing
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This is Your New Wonder Woman
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15 People who Got Arrested for Being Weird.
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Michelle Pfeiffer was in a Cult
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20 Solid Moustaches
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75 Pics of Candice Swanepoel in Lingere
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Today in Taylor Swift
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Spinning Karate Kick
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Cool Motorcycle Bike
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Britney’s New Song Called Perfume
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Celine Dion Defends Miley – Ends Up With a Viral Video…
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Ali Larter in 2001
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In Case You Care – Eva Mendes is Single
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Chinese Construction is Fun
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Miley Had Sex with Benji Madden
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I love This Lady Gaga at the Youtube Awards
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Star Wars Trailer the Blooper Edition
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Slutty Celebrity Pics
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Drew Barrymore is Baby Making…
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Lizzie Cundy AWESOME Nip Slip
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Mug Shot of the Day
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Get Your Movember Prostate Massage
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Nicki Minaj Solid Ass
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Slutty Halloween Costume Round Up
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Hilary Duff’s Model Legs…Right…
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Ninja Dogs
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Some Greek Babe’s Tits…
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Thinspiration Bikini Model of the Day
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This is Pretty Cool…
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Default Emily Ratajkowski in Bra for DIY Project
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20 Celebs Who are Extremely Smart
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I’d Like To Nuzzle My Cock Between Her Ass Cheeks
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A Gif of a Girl Crawling
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Kate Bosworth Topless!!
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Denver Nuggets Mascot Passing Out Hilariousness
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Some babe named Briana Lee is Hot as Fuck
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The Hottest Vegetarian Bitches
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Some Big Fucking Tits
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Eva Longoria See Through Spandex. Sweet Fucking Ass
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PUSSY PARTY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This is the Most Twisted Shit Ever
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Jayden James Drops Her Bikini Top
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Three Lesbians on a Boat
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Naked Commercial – Throwback
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Get Little Caprice stripping naked for free
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Nov

Anna Montana Got Tired to Be Anna Montana of the Day

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Thanks for your views on Miley, Celine…Sing it you dirty french Canadian goddess who banged your neighbour when you were sold to him at 14…teach us how it’s done for Quebec.

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

Nov

Man Lights is Wife On Fire Playing at the Gas Station of the Day

This is pretty bad…even for the inner wife-hater in all of us…

Some idiot named Austin Dawkins from Georgia was playing with a lighter while filling his car up at a gas station, because he’s so crazy, and life in Georgia sucks for people like him, who need to step up the excitement by being breaking the no lighter rules…rules he quickly learned why they exist…when his girl went up in flames…probably disfigured…and definitely not very happy about the whole thing…making home life pretty miserable for the rest of his life…and not just from changing the bandages…but from her not getting over it…because as you may know…women don’t forget when you tell them they are fat…14 years earlier…let alone when you lit them on fucking fire…they say he’s faces criminal charges, and it is safe to say, he probably sure as hell hopes he gets locked up, as to not have to deal with the wrath worse than prison rape…an angry burnt up wife…

Pretty crazy video showcasing just how stupid some of us are…

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Videos

2013

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner is 18..of the Day

Just what Kendall Jenner needs…more positive affirmations from her family to help feed her ego and help make her believe that she’s a fucking angel sent from heaven who is hotter and more important and more relevant than she actually is…because that’s how things work for vapid cunts and their shitty self involved families that pretend they actual love each other when they only love themselves…

I prefer my rich kids to have less love and more darkness in their souls…you know ignored on their birthday, or sent a cake via the maid because the family is busy doing their own thing, even when they are the least offensive, hottest body Kardashian…still a Kardashian…but tolerable to look at in pictures…

She’s 18, I think it’s ok for you to masturbate to pics of her at 17, because nothing really changes at 18, other than her ability to do porn legally…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner