2013
04
Nov
I can’t imagine any of you really care about Lars Von Trier’s new move called Nymphomaniac or the red band trailer that Youtube pulled because there is nudity in it. You are all seasoned perverts and a set of nipples or Shia eating box isn’t porn to you, even actual porn isn’t porn to you, you’ve gone past that and ventured into weirdness, where everyday things, like girls drinking coffee at Starbucks or grocery shopping in leggings is porn to you..
I mean I guess, the only people really into this, is the creepy Shia LaBeouf fans, that do exist, are all girls and seeing him eating pussy…even if it is a body double, will blow them the fuck away, because girls…love having their pussy eaten…and now they can imagine Shia LaBeouf doing it….which may just blow off the internet…if only Youtube didn’t pull the trailer…which helps with marketing of this way too boring, even with the nudity movie…
Posted in:NSFW|Shia LaBeouf
2013
04
Nov
Her name is Jade Thirlwall, she’s in what I assume a shitty pop band from the UK, a country that shits out the most shitty pop bands per year…
Her band is called Little Mix, not that it is her band, but more the band created by a record label that she was cast in, but you don’t care about that, I am you just care about how the wind’s hustle on this one…is on our side…and by you…I mean me…
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Posted in:Jade Thirlwall|Little Mix
2013
04
Nov
Here’s some Jeff Bridges looking motherfucker who got up on stage and started to dance, only for the mall cops to stop him, because like the movie Footloose, they ban all things fun and human from the stages of their shityt mall….and shit ends in some hand to hand combat our dancing friend who just wants to dance loses…and the sad thing in all this is the kids recording thing the drunk bum is the idiot…not that cops…society has brain washed the youth and it’s bad…if the mall got up and danced with this motherfucker, the cops wouldn’t be able to shut it down, and maybe, just maybe there would be a slice of happy left in the cake that is our miserable existence…RIP Fun…
Some Bitch with Road Rage…who is clearly hopped up on meds like the rest of the world…
Some Thieves…doing thief things…
Posted in:Videos
2013
04
Nov
Today’s question is….If a Jessica Simpson wears a push up bra with her milk-filled mom tits that were huge prior to making babies…thanks to good old fashion texan eating…do they make a sound…or do they just sweat…like a pig on a hot summer day….and what it comes down to is that I’ll totally just stare at them…in all their fatness despite of her gut…because that’s just the kind of prevert I am…I’m all backwoods and don’t mind the well fed ones…as long as I am not marrying it or accidentally getting it pregnant…you know…but rather keeping things private…
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Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2013
04
Nov
The smirk on this girls face makes me think she’s full of shit…with her RAPE SHORTS…but maybe, just maybe, rape shorts are the future of ruining first date date rape….or even last date date rape…or even…
I call these cock-block shorts…
Not because I believe in the struggle cuddle, surprise sex, shove it in a bitch when she doesn’t want it because no means yes or some shit…but because I don’t like paranoid girls and seeing these on a bitch is a total red flag for me to think her uptight, chastity belt wearing ass, deserves to be put out to pasture because uptight bitches like that don’t deserve sex, not even when it’s forced on them…
The worst….concept ever…just fucking stupid…save this shit for Indian reserves in the far north and countries where rape is a real issue…let party sluts who get too drunk for their own good deal with their own vaginas without putting it in lockdown…
That’s how I feel about rape shorts.
Posted in:Videos
2013
04
Nov
I am not surprised that Justin Bieber, being the young horny superstar that he is, hired a couple of hookers. I mean to him, at his level of success they are all fucking hookers, even Miranda Kerr cheating on her husband with him…no one likes him for him, they just like him for who he is and the only real love he knows is the love of Usher when he was 14 and shown the ropes of the industry before making a lot of people a pound cake…you know worth more than 100 million dollars…
I am surprised no one is reporting the obvious, and that is that the hookers Biber hired were in fact Trannies, because this is Brazil baby, and the sex tourism in Brazil is based on the trannies, I mean even their porn industry is based on the trannies, and the AIDS In our porn industry is based on their Trannies…
So instead of just milking the industry, making as much as he can so his 30s on can be a relaxing retirement, where memories of boy wonder are behind him, this mother fucker’s trying to self destruct, because that’s what happens when you sign your soul to the devil, or your parents do, before you can really handle it.
I just hope his self destruction is funny, entertaining, and a good time for all of us barely watching from the sidelines…
Either way this pic of him leaving a brothel in a dirty AIDS ridden Brothel bed sheet is hysterical to me…
Posted in:Bieber
2013
04
Nov
Her name is Alicia Ann Lynch, but goes as @SomeSkankinMI, because surprise she’s a skank in Michigan…and here you were thinking she was just a performing artist on some higher level of consciousness who was being ironic in her name…you know maybe even some kind of lesbian feminist trying to prove a point…but no…she’s just a skunk..possibly a stripper, maybe even a cam girl, or jut an attention seeker…who likes showing off her body cuz it gets her more followers…
Well…she POSED AS THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING VICTIM and 1000s of people went nuts on her…forcing her to delete her twitter…but not before some pervert downloaded all her nudes…that pervert wasn’t me…I’m the pervert who re-uploaded them to this site to make a story out of her attention seeking behavior…because I guess she didn’t have a dad…and now we call all wait for the sex tape….because she’s pretty much a porn bitch and taking dick would be in line with her hustle…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:NSFW|SomeSkankInMI|stepNEWS
2013
04
Nov
I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…
I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…
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Posted in:Arianny Celeste
2013
04
Nov
Here are some totally appropriate pictures of pro surfer Holly-Daze Coffey that are probably paid for by her sponsors…and she’s just wearing her sports’ uniform..and you’re all the perverts for thinking this is anything half naked and sexual…I mean she’s 15…don’t blame her dad who probably shot these pics…for child pornography…blame yourself for thinking it’s child pornography…and really 16 is Legal in canada…so is it really that bad? Definitely not.
Posted in:Holly-Daze Coffey
2013
04
Nov
I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….
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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
