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2013

01

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Jonathan Leder of the Day

If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body…

She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me…

Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle…

This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…

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2013

01

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Showcased Some Tit This Halloween of the Day

It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose their own costume, instead of being type cast, and this year Hayden Panettiere chose tits…

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2013

01

Nov

Girls Posing in Selfies at Funerals of the Day


This is a fucking genius concept – at least for a minute and if the pictures were better – but I still got a kick out of the SELFIES AT A FUNERAL tumblr, because what better place to take a selfie than at someone’s last stop before the dirt…

Sure I am a little less into PG shit, and ever since my mom died, I haven’t been overly sensitive about death and think it’s funny to mock it, so I’d be more into seeing people pranking the corpse, it’s like the street art of funeral parlours…but I think it may be illegal..

That said, here’s the best selfies at funerals these people could find on Instagram, I am sure if I looked it up, there would be more and they would be better…

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2013

01

Nov

Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day


I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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2013

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life…

Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2013

01

Nov

Kelly Brook has Fun Halloween Instagram Pics of the Day

Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with my mouth…when you are old and irrelevant attach yourself to hooter versions of you to make people pay attention – it’s a good strategy…and it worked today…good job Kelly.

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2013

01

Nov

Carmen Electra Revisted Baywatch of the Day

Sometimes it is hard for a girl to accept that she’s a one or two hit wonder who peaked when she was on Baywatch, so she milks that shit as hard as she can, because it was the first mainstream stamp of approval she had after MTV and Playboy that made her feel like she was hot enough to really matter in life, and in that, she can’t let it go and pretends she’s just wearing it to be ironic on the Today show, or as a Halloween costume but is really what she sleeps in every night because her Baywatch life is the only thing that matters….it’s almost sad, but at least she’s still looking hot at 40…more 40 year olds need to follow this lead…

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Posted in:Carmen Electra|SFW

2013

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think Halloween was a success because I didn’t kill and I wasn’t killed…not even by myself…it’s the perfect time to either fall off your shit, or either be a victim of someone who falls off their shit, or even just a nice time to end it all…but I lived…I wish I could say the same for the elephant mask I shoved my my ass while jerking off at a party hoping it would get a girl dressed like Cinderella into it…even though jerking off for someone never gets girls into it…but it sure gets laughs…

Kelly Osbourne is Dressed like a Tampon
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Carmen Electra Lookin Old in her Costume
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Girls Bending..
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People Using the Escalator for the First Time
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Honey BooBoo’s Family Went as the Kardashians
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Kristen Chenoweth – BOTOX Face
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Brooklyn Decker vs Marisa Miller
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Celebrities with Diseases….They forgeot a few I’m sure…
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18 Dogs With Better Costumes Than You
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Selena Gomez Concert Porn
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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2013

01

Nov

Avril Lavigne Titty Grab GIF of the Day

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2013

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Oh right, it’s halloween…girls are dressed slutty…even 10 year olds…so be careful who you invite back into your basement for a photoshoot with your disposable camera…that doesn’t have a flash…you don’t want to go to jail because of all the excitement from the silliest night of the year…

A night where my one goal is to make a bitch dress like my condom…by sticking’ my dick in her…

Here are some morning links…at night…we call them the stepLINKS…and they are better than unwanted pregnancy, but then again what isn’t…

AIDS? Maybe.

Today in Lady Gaga Cries for Attention
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Ellen as Nicki Minaj Will Scare You…or Turn You On…
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Birches WHo ARen’t Wearing Bras
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Miranda Kerr Fucked Justin Beiber – I Told You This Months Ago
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The Best Horrible Halloween Costumes Ever
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Pumpkin Stop Motion!
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This Girl Gets Outslutted by a White Girl…Twerk Twerk Twerk…
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Today in Mail Order Brides
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Fergie as Elvira!
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Some Bitch Dressed Up for Halloween…
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Jessica Alba is Making Out With an Old Man
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Celebrities at Lakers Games
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Californians are Trying to Get Srirachi Factory Shut Down
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Mr Pumpkin….
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You Would Fuck this Wet Liberty Ross Bitch
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Stoned Miley is Porn to Me…I Like my Girls Slow Moving…
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Doggies Trick or Treating…
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Raquel Welch 1978 Shoot
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Katy Perry Panty Flash
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Fat Ass Bitches are Smarter
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Hannah Jones See Through
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Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls
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Halloween News Bloopers
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10 Halloween Costumes You WIll Wear Through Life
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Pregnant Bikini Named Jade Foret
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America’s Most Infamous Strip Clubs…
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9 Creepy Articles for Halloween…
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This Husband is Not Very Happy with his Whore Wife…
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What Does Your Halloween Candy Say About You…
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Alicia Silverstone Legs
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10 Serial Killers Who Murdered the Most People
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Emily VanCamp in a Wedding Dress
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Katherine McPhee has a Big Fucking Mouth
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Some Bitch in her Sexy Halloween Costume
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Anne Hathaway Bitch Face
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Abbey Clancy Ass in Leggings at the ATM
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The Power of Photoshoot….
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Dogs with Better Costumes Than You
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Kick to the Chest
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Amber Heard See Through
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Bus Driver Saves a Suicidal Woman
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Some Kids who Murder
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San Diego Takes Halloween Seriously…
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Maria Menounos’ Big Fat Ass She Uses as a Vagina
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The Pumpkin Man Scares Me…
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Lohan Gives me a Boner with Selfies
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Pussy Eating like Bobbing for Apples
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Sex with a Beer Bottle is So Romantic
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Dressing Room Voyeur
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Girl Gets Her Boobs Greased Up
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Some Slut with a Censored Shirt
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Sexy Costume Contest That Even You Can Win
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xoGisele is Cat Woman

xoGisele is Cat Woman

Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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