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2013

31

Oct

Kelly Ripa is the 100 Year Old Miley Cyrus of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki Minaj of her generation…well here’s Kelly Ripa showing you…and in Kelly Ripa’s old lady defence, she could be a hell of a lot more broken…and disgusting to look at, no matter how many pairs of SPANX she has jacking her ass up for her leotard…and this could be a hell of a lot worse…see I can see the positive in things even though I hate everything…I guess it’s just the Halloween spirit getting the best of me…knowing I am going to see so many girls who have no business being in certain costumes…wearing those costumes…and that excites me more than this…

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2013

31

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple on the Runway of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel showed nipple on the Runway in Brazil during fashion week..because she’s a fashion model…not just a puppet created and used by Victoria’s Secret even though everything she’s ever done has been for Victoria’s Secret…making me think this is either her doing something for Victoria’s Secret, like a stunt to get in the media…or maybe for a company owned by VS, because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense…but what does make sense is the nipple, as everyone knows you can’t have fashion without nipple…it’s all part of the industry…at least the only part of the industry I feel not gay knowing about…

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2013

31

Oct

“Offensive” Costume of the Day

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I think Halloween is the one day of the year that we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct…in fact I think we shouldn’t have to worry about being politically correct ever and this whole Cyber Bully generation pisses me off, where we can’t fail kids in school, we can’t call people fat, people like Lena Dunham end up naked on TV and society falls as a whole…it’s just not human nature…but seriously…Halloween…leave that shit alone the whole point of it is for us to have a little “OMG, you’re crazy, that’s a crazy costume” moment…it brings joy..and joy is something we all need whether dressed in Blackface, or look racist in your Indian or Mexican costume, or offend the world being a gay basher, or Dr Drew’s prostate, or Miley’s used tampon, or a miscarriage…or this Boston Marathon victim…at least some thought went into the shit…and some emotion comes out of the shit…rather than every asshole dressed like cookie cutter generic shit that is politically correct…so tonight stand up for your right to be the asshole you are deep within the depths of your soul..mock death, mock midgets, mock other races…do it all and have fucking fun doing it…the only thing I ask is that fat chicks stay out of tight clothing…that shit is never ok…is always offensive…everyday of the year…and not in a good way…I don’t dress in costume, that’s for gays on Broadway, but I do appreciate people who do…not to mention my whole internet life is in a mask so maybe I’m a gay on Broadway…who knows…

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2013

31

Oct

Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

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I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski….

You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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2013

31

Oct

Christina Milian Halloween Costume of the Day

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Christina Milian posted a bunch of badly shot pictures to her internet shit because I guess she’s got lazy, probably tired for doing all that “parenting” she does when collecting her monthly checks from The Game…you know in Vegas and Miami and wherever else the party she is chasing after she drops the kids off at Stage Grandma’s…or maybe she just realizes that she doesn’t need to put effort in cuz she’s on TV and people will like her shit even when out of focus and not spread eagled like her first music video back when she made herself relevant rolling around in mud…

I’m posting them anyway…

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2013

31

Oct

Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is one of the fittest Brazilian models of all time and I like her so much I follow her instagram and write her love letters on every picture hoping she will notice and set up a meeting with me at some random coffee shop like all the other girls on the internet I tell I want to make sweet love to…because girls like Izabel Goulart are just that desperate for cock that they’d use instagram to find a husband named @drunkenstepfatherdotcom…it’s one of those things, if you read instagram comments on celebrity pictures that makes me laugh, like the celebs give a fuck or even manage their own shit…they have people for that…and all it really comes down to is whether they are posting in pictures like this that we can have some “alone” time with while locked in our bathroom avoiding our wife…

I mean that fit booty is just the best marketing tool in the history of marketing tools…if you knwo what I mean…

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2013

31

Oct

Chanelle Hayes Titty Model Tis of the Day

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When you are a big titty Glamour model from the UK who no one would know existed unless you had big titties you were willing to show off…this is kinda what you do…you get topless and let people underpay you to take pics of you topless…in efforts to leverage that into making more money after everyone knows your name and dudes get committed to wanting to fuck you.

It’s a far better strategy than working at a diner or even a stripclub hoping a prince will walk in and save you…because once you’re tits are published…they are worth more and appeal to people with money who are too busy making money to find girls on their own…but prefer the third party stamp of approval on the shit…it’s a status thing…like a Rolls Royce only far more broken down…

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2013

31

Oct

Crazy Goat Women Attacks News Crew and Other Videos of the Day

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Here’s a classy woman with a classy bull nose ring who lives in a classy neighbourhood and gets herself involved in classy situations…but who doesn’t like the news crew very much…

She comes at them with Mace when making goat sounds…and I appreciate her passion…and commitment to her fight…she is a girl who knows what she wants, and goes for it…with a hot little body….I want to marry…

If you don’t like that amazing shit, here’s a homeless man with Itchy Balls…

If you don’t like, you’ll like a family traumatizing the shit out of a girl by tricking her into thinking she was getting a tablet, only to give her a rock…you know that shit is going to destroy her and follow her for the rest of her life…as she descends into prostitution/stripping or whatever else she ends up doing thanks to asshole family like this pushing her into it…

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2013

31

Oct

Pornhub Comments on Stock Images of the Day

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Every once in a while something hits the internet that speaks directly to me and my sense of humor. That usually happens very fucking rarely because I am a bitter joke snob and when shit comes my way, I usually just see the retards buying into the bullshit like a bunch of retards playing with their feces at some retard home…

But I love how idiotic and ridiculous people are…when I started this site I used to troll message boards and comments and expose the idiots because human nature and all it’s insanity fascinates me…

The fact that weirdos are bored at home in their miserable life leaving comments on porn is just next level hilarious as a concept…put that shit on a stock image and you have genius….genius I wish I came up with…but I am only one man and I can only do so much…

Here are some good ones…

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2013

31

Oct

Miley Cyrus’ Titty Clam Costume of the Day

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People may want to hate Miley’s Lil Kim costume – because they just don’t see the high concept money making puppet that Miley Cyrus is…or because they don’t understand why she chose a titty pastie that was bigger than her entire titty…but they do seem to like making “twerk or treat” jokes…even though Miley doesn’t actually know how to twerk…I guess they just don’t understand how hip hop she is…but maybe her dressing up like the bitch who fucked BIGGY will make them all realize she’s legit..and not some Disney novelty act in the Hollywood Hills with too much money to be grounded or really know what’s up…

I don’t even think Miley was born when Kim was relevant, but none of that matters cuz I am too busy loving everything about this…a little too much…

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