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2013

11

Oct

Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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2013

11

Oct

Sky Ferreira Titties for her Album Cover of the Day

It’s always fun posting shitty tits of people who used to be your internet friend, back when they were sucking up to you…hoping for exposure, before landing a record deal and getting all the exposure needed…from being arrested to being a train wreck LA rich girl…to being some fashion forward musical icon who I think sucks…but mainly out of bitterness that she left me behind on her rise to the fucking top…which was really the middle…but you get what I’m saying…and if you don’t it’s that these are her tits…for her new album cover…and they are not very 20 something looking…but they are still tits…how high concept and artistic…bullshit.

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2013

11

Oct

Natalie Dormer for Esquire of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones…because despite being a shitty blogger…a job that is pretty humiliating to have…or to ever tell people you have…because blogs are designed for 15 year old girls…and people into RPG shit…not drunk addicts who fuck hookers and hate their wives…who are supposed to be too busy self destructing and getting aids to waste time on shit like this….I hate nerd shit..

I hate sci/fi…I hate fantasy…I hate fairies and fucking dragons…and I hate anything that is popular because it means the masses of retards are buying into it…

So Natalie Dormer doesn’t exist to me, but she does to Esquire and she’s in her panties…yay…I guess..

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2013

11

Oct

Eniko Mihalik Bush for LUI of the Day

If I could have sex with a magazine without it being weird, or painful, it would be LUI magazine, not that I buy magazines, or know where to buy magazines out of France, but because they take really awesome nude pics of models who have been nude before…but are nude again…and when their is hipster fashion bush involved…I can’t help but be sold on it..

Her name is Eniko Mihalik…and she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…but on her sideline work…she gets totally fucking naked…which makes her an actual angel…and not the kind of Angel Victoria’s secret has been lying to us about all these years…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2013

11

Oct

Trying To See Up Hilary Duff Skirt of the Day

I don’t know if seeing a thicker Hilary Duff is really all that exciting…I mean she wasn’t even that amazing when she was a t her prime…and now she’s like a middle aged mom which is one of the least attractive things a girl can be…but I do know that trying to stare up her skirt in pictures by angling my screen makes this depressingly boring day a little more interesting, even if it’s pathetic as fuck…

If you look at it from 45 degree angle…you definitely see LABIA…unless that’s just a cum stain still on my screen…yep…it’s a cum stain…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2013

11

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyday is a dance party…..

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE

The Best Wedding Picture Ever…
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Girls Who are Wet…
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Taylor Swift is So Mature…
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Doutzen Kroes VS Miranda Kerr…
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Hilary Duff Fuck Me Boots
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These Things are the Fucking Worst…
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Kimmel and Kanye Sing about the Paparazzi….EDIT
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Kelly Clarkson’s Open Mouth Ready for a Burger….
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This Miley Banksy Inspired Twerk is Genius…
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s Busty
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Milky Calendar Girls are Hot..
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Awesome Ghetto Glamour Shots…
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Hot Fucking Girls Fucking Girls
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Best Comedy Rap Videos that are Actually Good….
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2013

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m napping…but if you’re looking for insight…remember this…fisting is the universal language…it is always understood…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE

The Funniest Pumpkins You’ll See This Year
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Adrienne Bailon Thickness in a Swimsuit…
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Banksy is Getting Lazy….
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A Lot of Hot Redheads
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Amazing Ghetto Glamour Shots
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Gangsta’s Paradise Acoustic – Because Why Not…
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Katie Holmes in Pantyhose
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Sandra Bullock in a Dress Re-Living her Oscar Performance with a Black Baby of her Own
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The Chick Says She’s Insecure About Her Body
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19 GIFs of Boobs Getting Squeezed
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Kendall Jenner 17 Year Old Selfies
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Farrah Abraham is Forever Dumb….
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Topless Girl from Homeland…
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10 People Walk of Fame Stars that are Less Deserving than Kim Kardashian
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Rihanna Gets her Maori Tattoo
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Krysten Ritter Hot Enough Ass in Jeans
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Luisa Zissman No Panty Pussy Lip Upskirt
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Some Chick Named Penny Mathis…Lookin’ Hot
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Arianny Celeste Getting Titties Rubbed
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Helen Flanagan Bikini Body….
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Best Halloween News Bloopers
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Lisa Rinna Pokies!!
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Kate Hudson Legs…
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Haunted House Cancels Naked and Afraid Challenge
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Business As Usual For The Kardashians
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Pig Nosed Lady Gaga
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Japanese Squid Meal that Fights Back when you Eat It..
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The Best Acapella Tracks from Classic Songs….
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Candice Swanepoel in a Hot VIdeo
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Archer Top Gun Danger Zone Remix….
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Some Bitch Named Eliza Doolittle
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Creepy Girl Reading Taylor Swift Lyrics..
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Steve Carell Produced Comedy is Happening…
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Lindsay Arnold in Booty Shorts…
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How Animals See the World
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Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian Has NEVER Looked Better
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Pumpkin Carving Tricks
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12 Gangster Cars with Cartoon Themes
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Hayden Panettiere – Leather Pants…Stinky Pussy….Huge Engagement Ring
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The Amazing O Faces of Nymphomaniac
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Take the Romantic Celebrity Survey
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Hard Masturbation…
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Sha Rizel is Nude and Has Big Tits….
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Blonde Taking Selfies….
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Black Girls Going at Themselves….
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Weird Masturbation
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Blonde Girl with Hot Tits
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Naked Chicks Riding Bikes
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Long Lips…
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Lesbians!!!
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Close Up Spread
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More Lesbians
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Some Hot Amateur….
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Hot Fucking Girls Fucking Girls
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NAKED BITCHES…….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Oct

Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house…

She’s not hot, but I still approve of her..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Luisa Zissman|NSFW

2013

10

Oct

stepINTERVIEW with Excited Reporter Kissing Cardinals Fan of the Day

Her name is …and she’s getting some press today because she kissed or tried to kiss a reporter after a Cardinals game live on air….

Since we are Facebook friends and I have asked her for nude pics in the past…I decided to ask her 5 questions to make this video have that much more substance…

Here are 5 Questions with Ashuri


1- Do Baseball games always excite you this much and is that why your hair is red?

Anything involving balls excites me. The red hair is a happy coincidence.


2 – Is this the first time you’ve tried to kiss a reporter live on TV?

Actually I kissed two others last night, but our hometown reporter Martin Kilcoyne actually shoved me so I stopped face raping people


3 – Do you kiss strangers often? Or only when there is a camera crew around?

Cameras or not, I couldn’t pass up “Guy Junker”


4- What would you do on camera if the Cardinals went to the World Series?

Almost as much as I would do if the Blues brought home the Cup


5 – Describe your best kiss in 10 words or less.

I love kissing when there are balls on my chin!


6- When can we expect a sex tape to take this 5 minutes of fame to the Kardashian level?

I prefer Paris Hilton’s tape

There you have it…Drunkenstepfather.com Going directly to the source….

Posted in:stepINTERVEW

2013

10

Oct

Cameron Russell for H&M of the Day

Cameron Russell is some model who thinks she has more to offer the world than just modelling because modelling is some vapid brainless bullshit….

She studied political science and economics but I guess this modelling shit is just a means to an end…take the money that you can…because it is an easy way to make money…while building a platform for her purpose…

Here’s her rant about being superficial…doing Ted….cuz she’s so smart…when she might as just stick to modelling….because she looks good and I prefer looking at her….that listening to her….

In her world, looks are everything, and this intellectual stance…is just boring…even if it was interesting…because it’s not her half naked…but these pics are….

I don’t hate her or her hustle, in fact I want to write her love songs and encourage her attempt to try to be more than just a model…because while she does that…she still models…

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