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2013

08

Oct

Classy Mom in her Classy House Acting Classy of the Day

Here’s a video of a disgusting house…I mean unless you like ghetto drop ceilings like shit was a mental institution and feel it is the future of luxury living…because it is all your ghetto welfare check can afford…

Featuring some disgusting woman with a very lovely tone to her voice and classiness in her vocabulary…that may make you wonder if this is just performing art part of her master’s thesis in poetry….as she loses her shit…like she was at Walmart and they just ran out of Ramen noodles she feeds her family with….

I mean, if you can focus on what she’s saying, and not be distracted by her impeccable housekeeping… garbage everywhere….

The scary thing is that this is how the majority of people live…and act…the American Dream….reminds me of a 1950s sitcom family…gone horribly horribly wrong….

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2013

08

Oct

Shanina Shaik is Good for Marie Claire Australia of the Day

Shanina Shaik is some half Lithuanian, half Pakistani, all Australian model and she’s posing in some Australian Marie Claire and she’s looking pretty lovely…but I’m probably just saying that because she’s in bathing suits and bikinis and I’m blinded by that shit…

Or maybe I am in love…and this is love…I wouldn’t know since my cold dead heart doesn’t generally feel, but it does know that it wants to sing love songs to this permanently tanned girl…not that I know how to sing love songs, but if I have learned one thing from Katy Perry and Rihanna, it’s that you don’t need to know how to sing…to make your love song matter…or get played on the radio so much that someone like me who doesn’t listen to the radio unless it is background music at the welfare office…knows all the fucking words to your brainwashing shit….but maybe I’m just saying that because she’s in bathing suits….or maybe I just always wanted to have children with a Victoria’s Secret model…my love is so transparent.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2013

08

Oct

Fan Gets Tasered of the Day

I don’t watch sports, unless it involves girls grunting in skimpy outfits from beach volleyball to tennis….because I am more into girls sweaty and being intensely competitive, showing off their fitness and skills they have spent their entire life mastering…skills I couldn’t ever relate to because I’ve never committed my life to anything and have no marketable skill…but that I appreciate especially when it’s sweaty and in skimpy outfits…

But I do know that sports fans, even for insignificant sports, like at the college or even high school level, are some of the most insane fans out there, I’m talking more insane that Star Trek fans, because sports fans are booze soaked, often angry at their shitty lives, and most importantly, dumb as shit and ready to throw the fuck down…

So it is nice to see them get in the face of security and the police aggressive enough to get tasered…it actually makes me laugh that anyone would care about anything this much….I mean I don’t even thing I’d fight this hard if my wife was being abducted by criminals…but I guess that’s a horrible argument, since I was probably the one who hired those criminals to take her away….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

08

Oct

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for LUI Magazine of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is another Lithuanian model…who has walked a ton of fashion shows…and been part of a ton of campaigns…including for companies like Victoria’s Secret…but who I prefer to see out of her bra…which is something she’s very capable of doing and something she has done in the past…because she’s the kind of model who understands the importance of getting naked for fashion…because fashion is about clothes and the only artistic way to present those clothes is by taking them off…at least that’s what I assume the first photographer to get her naked told her..to trick her into being a nude model…who gets paid more than nude models…and who is respected more than nude models…because she walks for real brands and is surrounded by luxury…

I posted the VIDEO OF THIS SHOOT the other day…and here are the pics…and she’s awesome….or at least her tits are….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW

2013

08

Oct

The New Carrie Made a Solid Viral Video of the Day

You’ve probably already seen this video of the Telekinetic Coffee Shop surprise prank…they have been promoting it on the main page of Youtube and there’s 4,000,000 views in a day….

The people at the new Carrie movie put this together to generate some buzz about a movie that’s already been made a few times and that I am sure will be shit…and that no one really cared about, at least not until today….thanks to this marketing stunt that all horror movies should stage going forward, but with more actual death…you know make the experience real and bring it to the people in their everyday life…you sick fucks…

I find this clever….normally I would hate promoting some multi million dollar marketing budget movie for free…but sometimes my appreciation of fucking with the public…gets the best of me…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

08

Oct

Happy Anniversary Chrissy Teigan of the Day

Before I get started, I just wanted to wish Chrissy Teigan, a huge fan of the site, who has gone so far as to write beautiful prose about her admiration for all I do, because I guess she likes what I write, even when it about her….now that she only books two paying jobs a year and has a lot of time on her hands to reflect on life…and read my site…

It was one year ago today, that she professed her love for me….and you know how girls get when you forget your anniversary..so Happy Anniversary girl…

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2013

08

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You would think there was something very fucking boring and depressing about drinking all fucking night…into the early morning…alone…in your shit basement apartment because you want anything but to crawl in bed with your shitty fat sweaty wife with sleep apnea…that you hope finally finishes her off…but for some reason it is the only joy and happiness I know…it is what I look forward to…but don’t listen to me…I’m still drunk….

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Halle Berry’s Vagina’s Been Shredded
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Masha Lund Posing for Hooker Water…is Awesome
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A Whole Bunch of Babes in Bikinis
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Keloid…You’ll Dig it…
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Solange’s Hottest Instagram Pics…
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Lady Gaga Birthing a Giant Blue Ball
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Cliff Diving Gone Very Wrong…
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Sad Video of the Day
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I Don’t Think I Like the Frog Dance
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Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise
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Bryan Cranston’s On Broadway Now
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Unofficial Picture of Halle Berry Giving Birth
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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Baby Goat Gives a Horse a Back Rub!
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2013

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to tell girls I have a porn sized dick…you know to compel them to put it in them….I generally like to save that it is softcore porn sized dick…until it is too late for them to escape my charm…you know built like a ken doll…motherfuckers….

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

Mila Jovovich in a Topless Selfie….
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Topless Gaga Grabbing Her Tits
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So Many Girls in Sports Bras…Not Enough Time….
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Lohan Wants to Open her Own Rehab
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Selena Gomez Pumping Gas….
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Russian Model Eats Chinese Food While Wakeboarding
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Her Name is Veronica…and She’s Modelling Half Naked
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Amy Poehler Crying for the Creeps Who Like Watching Girls Cry
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Bar Refaeli Modelling in her Underwear
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10 Pics of Girls Biting Their Lips
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Scarlett Johannson in Esquire
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The 10 Craziest American Horror Story Moments
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The Disgusting Things People Do
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Danica Patrick did a Music Video
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The Train Horn Prank
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Supermarket Tantrum
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Prince Harry Getting Married Next Year
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Jessica Alba Feeding the Parking Meter
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Naked Babe of the Day is NAmed Delphine
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Some Babes Naked in Lui Magazine
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Drive Thru Like a Boss…
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Here’s One Ass That Needs Fucking. Any Takers?
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10 Accidental Sychronized People.
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Some Chick Named Petra Having a Panty Flash
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Her Name is Caitlin O’Connor and I Have Her Phone Number….
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Rihanna’s Blow Me Shirt is Hilarious
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Claudia Romani Does Vegas!
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LeAnn Rimes is Pregnant
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Lacey Banghard Topless in NUTS
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Here’s One Way To Traumatize Young Girls
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Picture of the Day
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If The Moon NEver existed
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Terrifying Vintage Halloween Costumes…
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Rihanna in a Bikini
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Eating a 45 Year Old Ration
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The Land Thigh Gaps…
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Miley Will Turn Off the Sexy When She Turns 40
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Quick, Someone Put A Cock In Her Mouth
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Kayaking Down a Drainage Ditch
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Impossible Ping Pong Knife Trick…
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Who’d You Rather? I’ll Take The One With The Big Tits, Thank Very Much!
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Gerard Butler Poppin a Squat
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Porsche Symphony
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Girls with Huge Tits….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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100s of Girls Naked at All Times
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Public Masturbation Gone Wrong
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At Home Ass Shake
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Hottest Way to CLean a Vibrator
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Hot Girl Rubs One Out
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Hipster Rim Job
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Vagina Big Gulp
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Oct

Exxxotica New Jersey of the Day

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I went to New Jersey for a few hours of Exxxotica ….because I like to do things as inefficiently as possible…and it was a lovely and magical experience filled with half naked girls, cam girls, pornstars and sex toy vendors…but more importantly the weirdo fans who really take porn, and porn stars seriously, because they are the only sex they get…From dad’s trying to get porn chicks to have threesomes with them and their sons, a little in the family gang bang….to handicapped people…to socially awkward chronic masturabtors…to just real fucking creepers…to dudes trying to buy clothes the porn chicks were wearing, the whole thing was the perfect level of “I can’t believe this exists and it is amazing…

I suggest all of you make an effort to attend this kind of thing at least once…because it will change your perspective on a lot of things and make you feel like you’re not quite the creepy pervert you thought you were…at least not compared to these pro creepers…

Jenna Jameson had police escorts, Sydney Leathers had a Belly, the other porn chicks I didn’t know…and the ones I did know were lovely as always…but not as lovely as the trannies, slaves, fat freaks and porno groupies….until next time…Here are a few of my iPHONE pics…that don’t capture quite how ridiculous the whole thing is…

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Posted in:Exxxotica

2013

07

Oct

Russian Model Eats Chinese Food While Wakeboarding of the Day

This is just some weirdness…I mean I don’t really understand why anyone would want to eat chinese food while being towed behind a boat, but she’s in a bikini, and it happened, and I guess that makes it worth watching, because I guess seeing a girl on a board on water in a bikini…eating Chinese food…in Russia…is officially now a fetish…and for some reason I can’t help buy wonder what she’s eating….or more importantly why she did this….but I guess I shouldn’t really care…

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