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2013

27

Sep

Preview of Britney’s New Hot Video of the Day

As fun as it is to see a mom in her 30s play dress up like a half naked slut a month before Halloween because she’s a vapid puppet who no longer has a mind of her own thanks to all the medication and brainwashing…because it makes everyone millions…

I am more into this for the quality of the lyrics…you want a Lambo, a Mas, a Bugatti, you better work bitch…

Thanks for the tip Britney…or you could always just find a shell of a human to exploit like her handlers did…it worked for them yo’…

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2013

27

Sep

Gracie Carvalho for Next Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Gracie Carvalho, which always makes me laugh, because I am 5 years old and her name ends in HO, while her job involves being a HO, whether you want to admit it or not, that’s essentially what models do, it’s just packaged a little classier, more high end, and marketable, but ultimately, this is just a lap dance in a strip club away from stripping, and I don’t care what anyone says….I think the proof is in the men they choose to social climb and gold dig with…

She’s posing in Victoria’s Secret catalog shots we’ve all seen before, hell I’ve probably aleeady posted them before, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference from this to that to the other…

But the creepy thing about that, is that you know that somewhere out there, there is a dude who has every single VS catalog scanned and cataloged in his own weird creeper jerk off room, and he knows every bra style number these girls are wearing, in fact he buys his favorite to try on and model / masturbate on…and for some reason that makes me believe the world is a better, more entertaining place.

Posted in:Gracie Carvalho

2013

27

Sep

Naked Models Playing Soccer of the Day

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For those of you don’t know, the Twins who sued Facebook for stealing their idea and who made 600,000,000 dollars because of it, have gone onto start a high quality porn magazine that’s not marketed as a porn mag, but that is more on the fashion and art tip, because advertisers like that, but more importantly, hot aspiring models are more willing to get naked for that…

The rumor is that they only started the magazine cuz they are rich as fuck and it allows them to throw huge parties and fuck hot girls…and I figure if you’re rich as fuck, you might as well do something like this, because in the process we all get to experience a bit of the fun…

THis Glam shot was done by Ben Watts, he’s the main photographer at Victoria’s Secret, and more importantly, I think you can see labia…

Treats magazine is our friend.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

27

Sep

Hot Granny Dance of the Day

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Here’s a gyrating old lady doing the Miley Cyrus…and I know you’ll like it…because she’s still got a heart beat, even if she’s only got a heart bit for a few more months, because she’s old as fuck, cuz a heart beat is all you really need, you sicko…who isn’t quite as sick as the guy who doesn’t need a heartbeat…this is the kind of thing that should make you want to volunteer at the Old Folks home for sexual reasons…

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Sep

Ireland and Alec Baldwin Spin Together of the Day

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I am probably the only person who doesn’t seem to care that Ireland Baldwin’s dad was exposed for calling her a dirty little pig when she was 10 and he was going through a divorce with her mom…because I don’t think it is really a big deal, and I guess either does Ireland as she takes over the internet with her instagram that one could say stems from having Daddy issues, but probably has more to do with being a rich Hollywood raised 17 year old who is starting to get a ton of male attention and is probably liking it because for her entire life she was the tall awkward girl even her dad treated like shit….because here she is in SPIN class with him which makes her suggestive hip swaying way more wrong that they already were to look at and imagine riding you as a bike…you see she’s 17 dude…chill the fuck out…her birthday is in a month, let her legalize first…..yo…

Posted in:Ireleand Baldwin

2013

27

Sep

Kelly Ripa Pulling Down Her Underwear on TV of the Day

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I don’t really know what this Kelly Ripa, old face, hot body, mom of a dozen thanks to Mexican sperm, who drank the soul of REGIS to carry on another 100 years…is up to, but anything that involves a girl in boys underwear that she’s pulling down on TV, no matter who the person wearing said underwear is, works for me…in fact I encourage it….good job Kelly Ripa, thanks for reminding us you live…

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2013

27

Sep

Helena Christensen Old Model in Bra of the Day

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Helena Christensen is the old as fuck model who still has it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of – pic of the day…

This is a new feature here at DrunkenStepfather.com that may be a little too specific to every do again, so take it in while you can….because when it comes to old as fuck models who still have it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…Helena Christensen is the only one who matters…

I mean she’s been doing this close to 4 decades and still is exciting to look at…I may or may not be in love.

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2013

27

Sep

Sharon Stone Old Hard Nipples of the Day

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She may be old as fuck, but she’s still got nipples and that’s more than Angelina Jolie can say for herself….yes that was an Amputate your Tits before you get breast cancer joke…even though Breast cancer is not a joke..if anything it fucks with my business…and either are Sharon Stone’s nipples even if Sharon Stone is a bit of a joke…being old as fuck, yet still rocking’ no underwear like this was Basic Instinct…interesting hustle…

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Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

27

Sep

Ariana Grande Does the Naughty School Girl of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Ariana Grande, other than that she’s some child star who is making it as a singer, for whatever reason, who they are packaging as a wholesome and respectable girl, who you know is anything but wholesome and respectable because she’s an aspiring star in Hollywood in her 20s….who like all other aspiring stars in their 20s…are just puppets being packaged by big business to make everyone money….and in their private life are totally into drugs, sex and good times, like everyone else…so this School girl pick…is just that…naughty…and not really girl being wholesome…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz a decade ago I used to have sex with a school girl who would skip school to have sex…I mean she was 18…and 16 is legal here…so it was a totally innocent and loving exchange that was hot as fuck…and like an acid trip, this is the flashback…

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2013

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The early bird may catch the worm…but the late bird catches drug addiction, STIs, unwanted pregnancy, a life of disappointment and if she’s lucky, scabies…and for some reason being a late bird, although not as well put together or nice smelling, seems like a lot more more fun…

I was around a few late birds last night, until late, unfortunately, things peaked at watching them grind each other as they ate french fries at some shitty diner to old french country music…

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