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2013

26

Sep

Melissa Clarke Naked for Bizarre UK of the Day

I don’t know what it is about the UK, but they breed trashy girls who are willing to get topless, and I am totally into that, I mean without it, I’d probably never get laid, or see tits, so celebrating these strippers for being anything but strippers, or more than just strippers, makes more and more of them take off their clothes…it is a solid scam…

This one is named Melissa Clarke, she’s a page 3 girl, she’s not all that exciting, but this shoot for Bizarre is kinda fun, and we like topless girls having fun…it’s kinda my thing…

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2013

26

Sep

Bregje Heinen for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally…

That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit…

Trust no one..

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2013

26

Sep

UK Reality Stars You Don’t Give a Fuck About in a Bikini of the Day


If you have ever though that you couldn’t care any less about two bitches in a bikini…this is about to prove that you could in fact care less about two bitches in a bikini…

They are UK reality stars you’ve probably never heard of, and if you have heard of them, you probably hate them, and seeing them half naked is alright, but it really just doesn’t matter in any way possible and you’re probably better off jerking off to your ex girlfriend’s Facebook vacation pics with her new boyfriend, who she’s engaged to, having the time of her life, while you’re sitting in your shitty house, exhausted, buried in credit card debt, jerking off to her pics, because even they would be better than these girls…but only because tears make a good lube…while thee girls keep things dry.

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2013

26

Sep

Guinness Record Twerk of the Day

Big Freedia the Queen of Bounce….who you may know as the Queen of New Orleans bounce…which is a kind of music and pretty runs the twerk scene of the USA….because New Orlens is the fucking best…

Big Freedia is a dude, but sometimes all it takes is a dude dressed like a women to get 300 people together to break the twerk world record to promote her TV show….you know to loosen up the crowd and get

I am a fan of twerk, and a bigger fan of New Orleans…so I support this granny’s movement…

Posted in:Videos

2013

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new play with girls I text is I ask them “Can you come”…to which they say “Where”….to which I say “In general”…it won’t get you laid, or turn a bitch on, but either does anything I say so at least it makes me laugh….

My other play is asking a girl what she’s wearing, only for her to tell me to fuck off, but sometimes she’ll tell me what she’s wearing, to which I ask for a pic when she takes that bullshit off…

Boom.

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Some Hot Asians
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Her Name is ANdressa Urach and SHe’s Hot in a Bikini
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Fergie’s Post Pregnancy Weight…
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Baboon Groping Reporter….
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Masturbate to Kate Moss’ New Single…
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Man Playing Guitar with Toes
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Autozone Worker Dominates a Thug
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10 Girls You Shouldn’t Sleep With
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Blake Lively is the new Gwyneth Paltrow
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Zach Galfinakis Interviews Bieber
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Warehouse Employee Scares Boss
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Judge Judy Destroys a Deadbeat….
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10 Animals You Didn’t Know Know Existed
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Katy Perry Cankles
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The Cheapest Way to See Naked Girls…Cuz it is Free…
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2013

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Some annoying homeless chick who I assume isn’t homeless but just randomly screams at people when you walk by her asking for change…asked me for change…and I said..something like “do you have any skills that make me want to give you money”…thinking she’d do a song or dance…and she said that she did…it was sucking dick…so she did…suck my dick…and I only gave her 5 dollars…now I must wash…

I may also need to find a girl with more teeth to redeem that low point in my day, that really wasn’t all that low, considering I suck at life and the day as a whole sucked more than she sucked…if you know what I mean…

My wife wouldn’t be proud if she knew…

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Wednesday is the Day of Round Awesome Ass
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The Hottest Rihanna in Concert Spreading her Legs Pic of the Day
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Baboon Gropes Reporter!
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15 Examples of “Seems Legit”
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Kate Moss Released a Single…Like a Song…I Have a Boner
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Gena Lee Nolin Lives…It Feels Like JUst Yesterday She Was Starring in a Porno
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Dog Squirts When he Barks
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Linda Evangelista by Terry Richardson
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Aneta is Half Naked and Posing and Amazing
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Melissa Joan Hart Did Ecstacy
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Lizzy Caplan Hot in GQ
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Hot Slut of the Day is the Voice Actor Who Was on The Voice
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Sam Jackson’s Playboy Interview is Amazing
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I Love this Miley Cameltoe
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Her Name is Alesha and She’s Slutty
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Stephen King Doesn’t Like Many Movies
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Bouncer Throws a Dude Downstairs and Kills Him…Wow.
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I want to bang Taylor Swift…
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Lindsay Lohan is Single
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Sharon Stone Old Lady Pokies
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Breaking Dead – Mash Up
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Robert Pattison is Fucking Sean Penn’s Daughter
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Game of Thrones Actress Bare Ass
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Black Annie for the Racists
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Hamster Wheel Car Crash!
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Accidentally Blasting Girl Songs in Public
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini With Her Gold Digger
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Emma Glover Killin’ It on Twitter
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Johanna Lundback Hot in a Bikini
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Science Experiments You Can Do at Home
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The 6 Best Miley Wrecking Ball Parodies
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Rita Ora Showing Off Her Stomach
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Her Name is Nicole Aniston and She’s Slutty…
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Emma SLater Hot Stomach
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10 Clever Clothing Hacks
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Monkey Grabs Woman’s Tits On TV
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Matrix Puppies!
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Kesha has Disgusting Hair
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Monica Bellucci is Wet on Set
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Slow Motion Bouncing Boobs
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Vanessa Hudgens Should Stick To Nude Photos
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Airplane Crash Supercut
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This Dude WIll Pay You to Find His Dream Girl
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Claudia Romani in her Bikini
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Heather Graham Boring and Dressed like a Mermaid
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Marlon Brando Once Groped NAtasha Lyonne
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Every Annoying Kanye Quote
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Anaconda Throws Up a Cow
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1000s of Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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Hot as Fuck Amateur Babe
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I would Do THis….Because I Am Sick
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Tricked Into Sucking her Brother’s Cock
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Cam Girl from a Good Angle
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Novelty Sized Tits
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Young Looking Cam Girl
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Girl and her Vibe Assistant
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Young Teen Lesbians
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Hot Half Naked Geek…
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

25

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks of the Day

Like every single girl under 40…Vanessa Hudgens is twerking…only unlike every girl…she’s doing while performing shitty dance songs at night clubs in Los Angeles….

She also does it to Bubble Butt like all the college girls…and it’d be more interesting if she was 10 pounds lighter, naked at 17, braiding her thick Disney Bush…

I guess this is just evidence that rave culture is dead, it’s gone Hollywood, mainstream, and fucking shitty….but booty shaking will live forever…even when it’s done shitty…I mean she’s under 25….my grandmother could twerk better than this and she’s dead as fuck…

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2013

25

Sep

Joanna Krupa’s Titty Flash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a low level attention whore…in the event you didn’t know she always planned to marrying some rich dude back home, in the event this being famous thing didn’t work, like a hooker who works exclusively for one person, but she was lucky enough to do it on TV….

So it was always her mail order, opportunist, girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is, even if she is actually hot back-up plan….

You know, try to make it as far as she can, even if it wasn’t the huge celebrity fame she probably planned for herself, at least she gets to do her hooking on TV…because it feeds her ego…

In trying to stay relevant so her one hit doesn’t get cancelled…she does stunts like this…for the paparazzi…to notice her big stupid implants…and I guess I notice them too…

If that’s not good enough, here’s a pic her rich husband/john posted of her in her bikini…because he knows what’s important in their relationship..

To See the Rest of the Pics of Her Flashing Half Her TIts… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2013

25

Sep

Behind the Scenes of a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day


If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them….

You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition…

I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS…

Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio


Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

25

Sep

“Homeless Guy” Does Breaking Bad and Other Videos of the Day

I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, but I have seen buskers, homeless, street kids, beggars, and assholes who fucking annoy me begging for change without having any marketable skill, you know the kind of scammer who makes more than minimum wage asking people for a quarter, cuz you just need to hit 20 people, so I don’t know how accurate his TV watching, probably owns a lap top impression is, I just know I hate him.

If you are like me and you don’t like that…here’s a burn victim rapping…a little Drake…I don’t think he’s that good….and should think of other career options…like working at a haunted house or something…I mean Halloween is around the corner…motherfucker can make bank….he could also use a shirt..if his skin can handle that…which I don’t think it can…I want to throw up.

Or Maybe you just want to see a father kick his drunk son in the face…like most father’s should treat their kids…if you’re from RUssia…

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