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2013

23

Aug

Stoners Love When Wasps Eat Bees of the Day

Sure, nature can be pretty fascinating, I mean at least a lot more fascinating than watching a bunch of assholes trying to get laid in the club, because animals actually fuck each other up…and not go to jail for it, while I can just pretend all those assholes with their bottle service and gold digging girls dancing on tables would be eaten in half by some other species while listening to bad music….

But I don’t think I’d be filming it like it mattered…or more importantly getting as excited about it as these guys, but it still made me laugh and I am ready for the Auto Tune…

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I am in LA.

So far the highlight of the trip has been the fat ass bitch who refused to let me take pics of her in my shower…I thought everyone wanted to be famous and that my lies about my ability to make her famous was enough to get her involved in that….

The homeless dude wearing a crown talking to himself buying organic juice…because you can’t never be too concerned with the shit you put in your body….even when you smelling like shit…cuz you live under the overpass….

Here are some links….

Serious Tennis Ass Flash…
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Wentworth Miller Comes Out – Hilarious – All That Prison Break Fantasy Shit Got to His Head…
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Compare the US Covers of TIME to the Rest of the World…CRAZY
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Richard Simmons in a Crazy Fucking Video
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The Magic Beard…
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Some Naked Babe and a Horse…
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Hey These Girls with an Arched Back Are Amazing
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17 Photos You Need to Stare at to Understand…
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10 Savage Animal Attacks…
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Courtney Love Half Naked in Vs. Magazine….
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Sitting on the Dock of the Bay By a Buskers Around the World Who Own It…Serious Talent…Like Katy Perry…But Real…
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Some Lohan Thick Legs….
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today, I learned that listening to girls sitting next to me on the plane talk about failed relationships and asshole boyfriends, is pretty much my least favorite thing, but offering them advice they didn’t ask for about how if they weren’t such annoying bitches, and spent more time sucking dick, than complaining about dick, maybe my flight would be more enjoyable in more ways than one…

Here are some links…

They Are Reporting that Sydney Leathers is Having Unprotected Sex with HIV Positive Pornstar…Meaning This EXCLUSIVE Clip May Be the Her Getting HIV…Karma’s a Bitch..
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Here’s the Story – Sydney Leathers May Have HIV
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Ready to Drop Porn
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Babes in Knee Highs
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Anne Hathaway Cameltoe
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Mariah Cary Might Be Deaf
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Melanie Iglesias Works an Ice Cream Cone…
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The Dubstep Cat
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini
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A Whole Lot of Beer Wenches
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Here’s a Hip Soccer Mom…With the Best Bumper Sticker
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Gervais Covers Hollywood Reporter
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Today in Random Babe Posing Slutty….
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Banana Man’s Slip and SLide Fail
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If Kickstarter Existed When You Were a Kid
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Anna Freil Nude in a Movie
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Christina Hendricks is Playing a Stripper
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Some Really Stupidly Large Tits….
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Jessica Chastain for Some Magazine
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13 Signs You’ve Lived in NYC Too Long
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Hover Craft Lands on a Busy Beach
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Erin Heatherton at Fashion Week in Glasses
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Crazy Louisiana Sink Hole
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Babes in Extreme Sports
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Rosie Jones TOpless!!
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Victoria Beckham Eats
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This is What happens When Women Drive
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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Miley in a Diaper
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Hilary Duff in Tights
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Nina Agdal and Friends Party Together
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Bieber is Ready to Settle Down and Have Kids
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Some Sorority Initiation Fetish Shit
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Some Random Babe in a White Bikini
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A Bunch of Topless Models
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This is Terrifying
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Farrah Abrahm in Vegas
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Daredevil is the New Batman
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Big Boobed Mommy Goes Crazy on Her Vagina
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Some Girl Wacking Off Dudes on the Beach
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Double Fisting to MJ
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DSFCams is the Future
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Eating Poop From the Bum
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Cam Girl Squirts on Her Own Face
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Aug

Demi Lovato Leaked Nude of the Day

I wish I could say that I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life….but I don’t even know who Demi Lovato is and whether she’s naked or not, these pics of her aren’t…and whether she was some bi-polar Disney chick or not…she’s not really posing like a bi-polar person should – all spread eagled and possessed because at the time it seems like a good idea…and this seems more like a cry for people to notice her fat ass trying to break out a second or third time because she constantly fails…without any fat ass being spread…it’s a bummer, because whether I know her or not, I can appreciate any Disney Bitch getting naked to get the attention her peers are getting…

That said, I’m posting it anyway!

The story behind the pics is that it was sent to CELEBSLAM by whoever is trying to sell her nudes…so thanks to those dudes for leaking it…we like that hustle.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2013

22

Aug

Nastya Karzan Lookin’ Hot for Cake Magazine of the Day

Nastya Karzan is another Russian model, which is the theme of the day here, because I love the Russians and their insanity, as much as I love their cold, mysterious, money hungry women, some of whom have made it into real deal modelling, while most can be found jerking off on webcam the good old fashioned communist way…since communism has no real religion…and thus these girls have no real guilt…making hit a hell of a lot more fun to watch…because there’s a difference between a catholic guilt ridden catholic girl..and some robot bitch who knows there is no god…and that difference is usually that they are less fun to fuck, but more fun to jerk off to, because catholic girls, once you get them going, forget GOD exists, but getting them going requires some heavy machinery, like roofs….

Either way, this was shot by Aaron Feaver, whoever the fuck that is.

Posted in:Nastya Karzan

2013

22

Aug

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Anne Hathaway is so fat…good thing she’s jogging or hiking…or whatever she’s doing because this is Hollywood bitch and we got no time for your cellulite despite what all those cellulite ridden bitches are trying to tell you…not that you wouldn’t try to get your hands on these pants post workout to pull off her DNA so that you can clone her in your basement…

That’s all I got to say about that, I used all my jokes on an aspiring actress I didn’t have sex with last night…which was almost as fun as wasting my jokes here to you bastards who don’t read anything I write.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2013

22

Aug

Failed Robbery of the Day

Sometimes plans don’t always work out, but you have to overcome them and adapt to the obstacles life throws your way, even if that obstacle being thrown, is your retard ass out of the window of the spot you are trying to rob. Idiots.

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Aug

Kate Beckinsale’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is the skinniest mom body in the game…not that she’s really playing in the game, but rather is more of a sideline contender, because she slept her way to some nerd following role in Underworld, that I guess makes her relevant for life…and given her enough money to get through it, not that she pays for shit…

I think her most important contribution to the world is letting bitches know that just cuz they got pregnant doesn’t fucking mean they have to eat as much fucking cake as they can every fucking day until they turn into creatures with bodies as jacked up and broken as their mom vaginas…but what also makes her relevant is that her daughter is probably around 18 now…and if she follows the get knocked up strategy of her mom…Beckinsale make become the first famous granny body in a bikini…I would genuinely want to have tongue the asshole of….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2013

22

Aug

Nastassia Lindes in Pajamas for Wildfox of the Day

Wildfox consistently finds the hot young babes. You’d think their team was a bunch of fucking perverts screening 18th birthday listings to find the hottest freshest girls they can find to pose in their clothes….

Here is Nastassia Lindes, also known as YO STAZ YO …I’ve followed her on instagram for a long time…but I like her better in pyjamas, a fetish I never knew I had, but I am glad I have…cuz pyjamas are still worn to bed…and despite not being too revealing…you can still visualize pulling them off after sneaking into her bedroom at night…you sick fuck.

Posted in:Nastassia Lindes

2013

22

Aug

Some Chick Named Yaya Kosikova Nude Modeling of the Day

Yaya Kosikova is some Slovakian bitch I’ve never heard of but assume is a retired webcam model because that’s how it works in the Eastern European world…they abduct the young babes, threaten to kill off their families, teach them how to pee on command on camera, and if they become real popular, they sell them to modelling agency in AMerica, where they end up in SI or Victoria’s Secret…and sometimes along the way they do nudes for fashion…I guess this is sometime along the way for Yaya Kosikova…a naked implant model bitch just trying to get ahead in a way far more fun to look at than college….

Posted in:NSFW|Yaya Kosikova