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2013

21

Aug

Barbie Blank’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

THIS JUST IN…..if you’re a low level WWE Diva who has dropped out of being a WWE Diva because your ego tells you can do better for yourself, without realizing that the WWE takes the name they built for you back…you can always take instagram pics of you ass in your bikini, like a real cry for attention, hoping one of your last remaining fans who has bothered to find you now that you’ve changed your stripper name, will masturbate to you…because instagram doesn’t require any level of status, everyone can do it, and does it…you can be a model without knowing how to model…and I think her efforts should go unnoticed cuz there are so many better bitches out there to bother with….

Posted in:Barbie Blank

2013

21

Aug

Craziest VINE Ever of the Day

4 Days ago…this VINE was posted on the internet…and it has since gone viral..

I am having a hard time believing that this person was randomly VINING the road at the exact time a truck drove off the overpass…

I feel like this story makes more sense if it was a viral stunt put on by VINE to remind people that VINE still exists now that Instagram does video…

But it’s still worth watching, because shit’s crazy if it is real.

Drive safe.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Aug

Chloe Sims is Interesting of the Day

Chloe Sims is some ravaged looking Glamour Model or Reality TV star from the UK who I am going to assume has had some work done..at least based on her monster looking modified face…a face that most people don’t notice because they are too busy looking at her tits she’s showing off because those tits are the reason she’s even in the paparazzi…what I guess she considers her best investment ever…because it has got her this fucking far….but I just see a typical stripper bitch like so many stripper bitches before her…who all look the fucking same as her…being semi-slutty on her instagram…even if googling her gets you pics of her being fully slutty…and for some reason, I reason I can’t explain since I hate these kinds of fake lipped botox girls, I am totally into her…I think it’s her hat.

TO See Chloe Sims in a See Through Shirt on the BEach CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Sims

2013

21

Aug

Emily Didonato’s Hot in Interview of the Day

Emily Didonato is posing pretty hot for Interview magazine, who I guess decided to interview her, because she’s a person of interest, you know cuz all commercial models are, even the ones handing tampons out outside of Costco…but as good as she is at posing in pictures or even to stare at for long periods of time, I see one thing and one thing only, and that’s the stain on her soul that came from having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal…a fate worse than AIDS to someone like me who hates Jake Gyllenhaal, and that might be AIDS to her, because there is no way that flamer is straight and not having unprotected sex in gay bathhouses around the world….

I don’t care how good a bitch is to look at, when she pulls groupie stunts with actors, they are dead to me, but the good news is they are the kind of dead you’d fuck if you found them on the side of the road still warm….

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

21

Aug

Lookin’ Down Stephanie Pratt’s Bikini of the Day

If a secondary or even third string character on a defunct reality show puts on a bikini…and poses as sexy as her boxy body can…does she make a sound?

I am going with yes, because any girl, no matter how hard she should be rocking’ a snow-suit rather than a bikini, or how hard she’s crying for attention, or how hard she’s failed at pretty much all aspects of her life deserves her titties to be stared at…and if you’re not gonna do it because you’re a snob and have standards…I will…

Not to mention, the down on their luck low levels are the easiest to bed…they are the kind of girls who don’t consider rape rape because they just like feeling some human contact or touch…you know the kind of girl who tries to marry her rapist because it was the only love she’s felt in years…because she’s that fucking broken….my favorite.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2013

21

Aug

Morning Inspirational Video of the Day

This is life, live.

Here’s a little spiritual video that will ground you and give a little perspective on life….to help you start you’re day.

I’m in the West Coast, so it is morning to me…and this morning, like every morning, while hungover and reflecting on all the mistakes I have made the past night, year, life… all I need is Yoga Lunch…to keep me going on…but that’s probably just because I only like athletic anything with Tacos.

I’m Mexican like that…and this video is amazing.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about Vegas wasn’t winning all that money. It wasn’t all the all you can eat Buffets. It wasn’t forgetting I had a fat whore wife who nags at me like an irritating piece of shit stuck to my white pants at my Lawn Bowling party…it wasn’t the burning sensation in what I assume was my prostate but it was falling in love with not one, but 4 hookers…but none of them would let me get them pregnant…except the one who I think ended up having a dick…but we didn’t get to know each other that well…

The 2013 List of Models with the Highest Paycheck
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Product Placement in Staged Paparazzi Pics – Really? Good Hustle Jennifer Aniston and your Shitty Lie.
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Girls in T-Shirts You Will Want Anal With…
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Animals Jumping on Trampolines
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Who are the Hottest Animated Characters
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How About a Snoring Dormouse
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Nic Cage in some Reaction GIFs
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This is the Saddest News You Won’t Care About
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Naked Girls – So Many Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Aug

Indigo Augustine is DSFCams Girl of the Day

Her name is Indigo Augustine, but something tells me that’s not her real name, but who needs a real name, or really a name at all if she’s got a vagina she’s willing to show, because she’s giving you what you want…but Indigo doesn’t end with Vagina…according to her profile…she’s an American Virgo, 23 years old…she’s C Cup and Slender and most importantly….

Everything goes! Face fucking, pussy pounding, tons of toys, domming, subbing, choking, hair pulling, roleplay, POV. Let me make your fantasies a reality

Sounds like a winner to me….oh right…because she is one…

TO SEE HER GETTING NAKED AND SUCKING OFF A DILDO IN VIDEO CLICK HERE

TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE

TO SEE ALL THE WEBCAM ACTION YOU NEED VISIT DSFCams

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Vegas would be better if this solo mission was a little more Leaving Las Vegas, drowning my sorrows in hell, rather than me raging like a club kid on too much speed, trying to get every girl to either flash me her tits or sit on my fucking face…Life is better when it is dark and depressing…but when you win 10,000 dollars on Black…it’s kinda hard to be down on your fucking luck…yeah that was me bragging you assholes.

Here are some links…

Girls in Sports Bras….
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Demi Lovato has Nudes – But I Haven’t Seen Them
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Hot Legs or Hot Dogs
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Disappearing Man on the Beach Prank
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in Jeans…
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Ireland Baldwin Modeling…
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15 Burgers You Can’t Fit in Your Mouth
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Paulina Gretzky is Engaged / Pregnant / Has Implants
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Rebecca Gayheart in a Bikini
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Today’s Hooker….
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If You’re Into Ass, Then This Pic Is For You…
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Bob Cat Wheelie Fail
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14 Pics of Kim Kardashian Crying
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Lady Gaga Has the Worst Body Ever
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Kat Graham Pokies!
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Ali Lohan has Legs
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The Howe Twins in Lingerie
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Today in Jennifer Lawrence is This Dude
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Carla Bruni Still in a Bikini…
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Pam Anderson’s Nipple in a Pink Bikini
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Drunk Cardinals Fan Who Fails So Good
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How To Stop on a Longboard
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Some Chick and Her Bald Pussy…
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Lindsay Lohan Smoking
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Taylor Swift Really Overkills this Joke..
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The Awkward Escalator
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Some Amateur’s First Striptease Video
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This Georgia Tech Speech is Amazing
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Porn Stars With the Longest Careers
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Thug Notes – The Hobbit
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Some Random Amateur with Big Tits
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Creepy but Useful Use of Taxidermy
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Mind Blowing Facts About Movies
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Beyonce Spent $2,261 on Chicken
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Mollie King Ass in Shorts…
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This is Probably the World’s Worst World Record
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Robert Pattison Early Model Pics are Fucking Gay
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Laura Cremaschi White Bikini
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JJ Abrams Releases a Trailer About Something…
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Best Dock Line Handler…
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Anna Kendrick’s Best Tweets
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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Teen Rocks the Vibe on the Clit…
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This is the Mother of the Year…and I want to Marry Her
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Fat Webcam Show
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Bathtub Diddle
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Worst Porn Ever
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Aug

Avril Lavigne and Winnie Cooper Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Sometimes, watching videos like this, make me want to kill myself…knowing they exist and that millions of people are going to watch this Canadian garbage…or even pay for the horrible song download on iTunes…because it exists and it features their favorite one-trick pony who is too old to dress like this 15 year old suburban mall chick who sings songs like this…

But there is a Lesbian Kiss with Winnie Cooper…which would make sense since Wonder Years was on TV when when Avril Lavigne was 15…you know 20 fucking years ago…and Lesbian kisses get hits….even when the only hit should be out on her head to put her out of her misery….or our misery…from allowing her to produce shit like this…

Posted in:Avril Lavigne