I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

19

Aug

Helen Flanagan’s Topless Hustle of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the future…I am not sure what that even means or if it is a reference point to us all being doomed because girls are so hung-up on fame and male attention, and not even the typical girls you’d assume would be hung up with male attention, you know the ones with daddy issues…but rather every fucking girl with a cell phone taking camera phone pics for guys to give them likes…and sometimes herpes…if they are lucky enough to make the ill decision of going to meet their biggest fans…because everyone wants to be Famous for nothing, you know, appreciated for their tits, where all they need to do is bow down and out of a traditional TV role level of fame and say to the world “Hey look at me, I’ve got tits”…it’s kinda insane, but it makes for dumb bitches and dumb bitches make for decent blow jobs, but in then again, I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like, even a shitty blow job is good, so being a vapid cunt who only cares about getting naked on the internet, isn’t a pre-requisite, it just makes jerking off to them easier…and here’s a topless pic I guess this nobody is proud of, probably not as proud as her parents when she said “I’m quitting my well paying TV gig on a national Soap to take off my shirt”…I mean assuming she’s got Parents…

It’s the Glamour model generation and I like it.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

19

Aug

Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in…

I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days…

I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

Posted in:Tara Reid

2013

19

Aug

Toni Braxton’s Dress Falls Off on Stage of the Day

Toni Braxton is alive…and practicing one of her earlier rolls as a stripper…a stripper they want you to think was discovered when she was singing to herself as she was “Pumping Gas”…which I am guessing is code for rubbing her asshole on a dude’s leg for 10 dollars a song…but that’s just because it’s more fun than thinking about Toni Braxton pumping gas, especially when it is in reference to her dress melting away in the least erotic fucking way possible where she awkwardly dances with a dude in her leotard, hoping no one will notice, but I guess someone noticed, since it ended up on TMZ…which was convenient since before her dress fell off no one remembered Toni Braxton ever was…

I call this…unbreak her dress…she looks better that way….

Here’s the video

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Posted in:Toni Braxton

2013

19

Aug

Stacy Keibler in a Bikini of the Day

Stacy Keibler and her Homie and eating partner…Naomi Campbell were in bikinis last week celebrating being single, 40, fit and capable of fucking any dude they want, unless that dude is George Clooney or the Russian Billionaire…who dumped their high maintenance getting old as fuck….asses…but other than those two…these bitches are half naked, not fat and on the prowl and worth noticing or at least fucking…even if you have to listen to their whining about their exes and even if they are out there looking for someone with more status than the last dude cuz girls like climbing ladders not falling off them…even when they have their own money…it’s better for their self esteem…

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Posted in:Stacy Keibler

2013

19

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in Her Bikini in Cabo of the Day

I am glad she’s not an attention seeker…

I am also glad to see the power of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, a personality that LeAnn Rimes likes to pretend died for our sins when she is reaching out to her fan base, who are mainly from the heartland and still rocking’ her first CD, because it was on special a WalMart, but more importantly, because they don’t have the internet, that’s the Devil’s technology, and they have no fucking idea what’s up…and being a forgiving type, who love their neighbor and often their children a little more than they should, they forgive her for her Hollywood, home wrecking, fake titty, drug addicted ways….because that’s just how Christians role, while LeAnn Rimes, fatter than she was when she was skinny and all head…in a bikini for the paparazzi she probably paid, because she’s got a reality show coming out people, and she needs to remind people she exists.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes

2013

19

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about gold digging groupie bitches…is their vaginas…

I know..pretty insightful shit…watch out…there’s more…and while I compile my thoughts…

Here are some morning links…

Tan Mom in her High Waisted Panties is Erotic
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Katie Price Shat Out a Baby
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One Man Band Sings Billie Jean
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Drunk Russian Break a Ride
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Reese Witherspoon Turned Down Legally Blonde 3
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This Woman Got Hot New Lips Made Out of Her Vagina
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11 Roles You’d Like to See Oprah Play
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Why Do We Sleep
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Babes in Glasses
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I Agree With THis Motherfucker
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I am Still Masturbating to Laurie from that 70s Show Pics
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This is the Oldest Man in the World
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Big Naked Tits By the Lake
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My Favorite Thing About these Girls is That You Don’t Have to Trick Them into Getting Naked….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking around earlier today and it turns out that tits are getting substantially bigger, I’d like to thank the hormones in the food, because seriously, leaving the house is slowly becoming a horrible, yet amazing porno.

It’s the weekend, I’m going to be going to Vegas to marry a hooker, preferably one with AIDS, I could use the diet.

Stay tuned.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Madonna’s Spoiled Brat Daughter Rockin’ Her Fake Teen Tits in a Bikini
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Big Kansas Tits
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Jennifer Aniston in a Little Dress to Hide her Pregnancy
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Some Attention Whore’s Ass Crack in a Bikini
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Lady Gaga Nude in V from Other Angles..
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Paulina Rubio in a Bikini is Scary as Fuck…
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Some Big Girl Nabilla Benattia Changing Her Bikini on the BEach
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The Rest of the Nabilla Benattia Bikini Pics
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Holy Fuck. I’d Fuck Both, But Can Only Have One.
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Wedding Photog Slams Groom in the Face
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Quick Change at a Halftime Show
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Shy Naked Russian
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Miranda Kerr in Nothing But a Coat
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18 Businesses Destined to Fail
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Her Name is Donna and Her Bikini is Pretty Ridiculous
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Ireland Baldwin in Elle
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Madonna’s Daughter has Implants in her Bikini Top
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Kate Bowsworth Legs!
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Judge Marilyn Milian Topless at the Beach
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Rachel McAdams and Olga Kurylenko Nude in Some Movie
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Kelly Brook And Her Big Tits NEVER Disappoints.
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Sydney Leathers Strip Club Fail
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Techno Grandma!!
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Throwback Elvira Nudes! With Bush…Amazing…
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I’d Still Fuck This Bitch. My Dick Might Fall Off..But I’d Still Do It
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Helen Hunt Grabbing her Ankles
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Mariah Carey Won’t Wear the Same Thing Twice
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American Apparel Ads Are Now More Porny…With Bush
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50 Hawaiian Beach Bums
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Price Is Right Contestant Crowd Surfs the Crowd
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Tribute to Laurie form that 70s Show
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Some Chick Named Helga’s Huge Tits
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Porn Star Showing Off her Tits
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Chick Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Cheryl Cole Ass Shot
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Avril Lavigne Video Teaser Video Sucks
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Khloe Kardashian And Her Monster Camel Toe. Go On, Look At It!
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Olivia Wilde Just Upped Her Sexy Factor
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Kim and Kanye’s Spawn Revealed
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Olivia Wilde in Harper’s Bazaar
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21 Year Old French Tits Spilling Out Of Bikini
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Girls In Front of the Mirror
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Nicole Scherzing Ass in Jeans
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Khloe Kardashian And Her Monster Camel Toe. Go On, Look At It!
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Eva Longoria in a Skimpy Dress
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I’d Still Fuck This Bitch. My Dick Might Fall Off..But I’d Still Do It
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Some Haggard Face in a Bikino
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Demi Lovato With No Make-Up is Scary Shit
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Kim Kardashian Calls Katie Couric a Fake
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Leilani Dowding Braless and Hard Nipples
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C-17 Landing…
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Reese Witherspoon Turns Down Legally Blonde 3
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Lily Aldridge Modeling Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara’s Rockin’ Ass in Leggings
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Cyclist VS Lambo
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47 Pics of Halle Berry
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Rosie Jones Modeling Lingerie or Bikinis…
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Grand Theft Auto Gameplay Video
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Pam Anderson Bikini Pics/…
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Millions of Babes Masturbating….on Cam for Free…Better than TV
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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3 Crazy Topless Girls Dancing
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Japanese Girl Vacuum Sealed
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Wasted Teens on Cam
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Ice Cream in the Weirdest Looking Vagina Ever
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Erotic Asyphixiation…
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Cam Girl with her Big Tits
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Sydney Leathers or Myla or Farrah

DSFCams is the Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Aug

Lourdes Leon – Madonna’s Daughter – Rockin’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional, but more importantly rich as fuck and I wouldn’t put it past any of them to assume these overly perky tits are in fact implants, because rich kids everywhere, even here, are getting implants for their 16th birthday instead of their own BMW and their parent’s aren’t even remotely as close to vapid, image oriented, materialistic, superficial, hollywood popstar bullshit as Lourdes Leon’s cunt mother…

Not that implants bother me, I’ve fucked them and I’ve sucked them, and they fill a bikini up proper, so maybe they don’t make girls feel like more of a women, since the whole vagina thing is enough, but they can make naked or half naked a little better to look at…if you don’t mind a little surgical updating with a little body modification that is better than sewing your pussy shot….which luckily I don’t.

The fact that being Madonna’s kid hasn’t made her substantially worse of a human than this, amazes me…and so does the fact I want to watch her bang…no wait…I want to watch everyone bang…


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Posted in:Lourdes Leon

2013

16

Aug

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news…

The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW

2013

16

Aug

Kelly Brook Big Titties for Instagram of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook knows why people like her?

I am going to assume by this instagram pic that she knows exactly what her worth is. She knows why she gets jobs. Why she makes money. Why people notice her. What people follow her on the internet and why people care. She knows what people want from her…and she’s really subtle about it…

I always like a girl who isn’t blatant about her sexuality. You know the kind of girl who knows how to tease and seduce without putting it all out there…because you’d think a girl of Kelly Brook’s fame would just be spread opened for the world to see her uterus…a uterus that has failed at pregnancy at least once…because she’s really that kind of slut…but instead she just pulls her titties out…what a lady.

Posted in:Kelly Brook