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2013

15

Aug

Zippora Seven Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Zippora Seven is some model who has been around for a long enough time that I recognize her crazy hippie name…

She’s from New Zealand, I have posted her NUDE BEFORE ….including other pics from THIS PHOTOSHOOT …because I like her…and like the fact that she even caused a scandal back when she was 16 (it’s legal in Canada) and posed nude for some fashion magazine…because girls who are always nude are far more fun to hang with than girls who are never nude…because girls who are never nude make it hard for you to trip and fall and accidentally stick your dick inside…right?

Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven

2013

15

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Numero Japan of the Day

She’s not showing her nipple. She’s not half naked. She’s just posing in front of mirrors, like a high production selfie, taken by a professional, in a professionally lit studio, with hair, make-up and wardrobe, so I guess not like a selfie at all…

I guess she’s worked her way into my heart, in a way that I just like looking at pics of her…it’s like that moment you have a girl spend the night who you have fucked before, but you didn’t fuck that night, yet you don’t seem to care that you didn’t fuck her, you’re just happy she’s sleeping in your bed…I think they call it love..but I can’t be too sure, this is the first time it’s happening to me…and I guess either can you, since you’re a fucking virgin…

Boring pics, hot bitch, works for me…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

15

Aug

Naked Tribal Wives Wrestling of the Day

This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle.

Some people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic.

It’s not porno, it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

15

Aug

Breast Milk Cookbook is The Best Kickstarter of the Day

I was just tipped off to this Kickstarter page for the Official Breast Milk Cookbook, which as you know is just code for getting busty bitches half naked and posing with food, because using Breast Milk as an ingredient is just replacing real milk in a recipe…clever perverts…make the world think you’re up on some hippie shit, especially with all the hype Breast Feeding gets, when we know it’s just an excuse for mom’s to pull their tits out and get some mail attention that’s not they asshole husband asking when dinner is ready…

Here’s their manifesto,

Mother's Milk is the first official cookbook that utilizes breast milk as an ingredient in all of its recipes. In over 50 recipes, the book covers breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and drinks that will make sure breast milk can be enjoyed by the whole family.

It’s pretty funny….and they are shooting it with babes with implants…which I thought fucked up breast feeding…confusing me about this natural approach to half naked girls.but I know I like to drink breast milk from the source…why wouldn’t I like drinking it from the source…

It’s inspired me to make a cookbook with girl’s squirt, which I am convinced is just pee, but that can be added to any recipe and you won’t notice a thing, I mean they do it in Mexican restaurants all the fucking time…those crazy mexicans…

This shit is better than this picture of Selma Blair Breastfeeding..

To Help Fund This Project CLICK HERE

Posted in:Breast Milk|Kickstarer

2013

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night’s failed pick up line was:

I am a budding entrepreneur, I actually get 4 hours of sleep a night, because I am busy raping stray cats to tenderize the meat before selling them to some sketchy chinese restaurant…but don’t worry, it’s not cruel, cats have no nerves in their assholes….

I thought she’d have an LOLCat moment…she didn’t.

HERE ARE SOME LINKS….

Girls Showing Off Their Backs…
GO

Her name is Nabilla Benattia and She’s in a Bikini
GO

LeAnn Rimes’ Reality Show is Pretty Realistic…
GO

4 Minutes of Fails
GO

The Worst People in Reality TV History
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Dog Toy Massages Real Dog
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Lauren Prepon is Leaving Orange is the New Black…
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Interview with Cinematographer of The Canyons…Dissing Lohan…
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The Shark Whisperer Balancing a Shark on his Hand
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The 2013 YoYo Champion
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Two Awesome Girls Naked on the BEach
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Interesting Sushit Commercial
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Video Interview With Angelina Jolie – If You Care
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Slappin’ Bass Cover of Get Lucky…For No Real Reason…Since I Hate That Song…
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Big Titties Like Champagne
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I try to marry cam girls every night…they are just that amazing…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Get this shirt at the drunkensweatshop

I was forgot the lyrics to the love song I was writing for my internet girlfriend, but I think it had something to do with cumming in her ass, or her asshole being the window to her soul, but whatever….

You should add me to FACEBOOK and maybe you’ll one day be my internet girlfriend too…onlyI’d never block you ecause I’m the one who gets blocked..usually by Facebook

I really want to date the promo-model, who as far as I’m concerned is still a model, who is handing out free tampons samples at discount grocery store…at least I think she’s a promo model, maybe she’s just crazy like the 17 year old on MDMA last night who kept trying to hug everyone while telling us to live life to the fullest…only to have later been taken in a back alley where homie lived life to the fullest all over her face…at least I think it was just one homie…but could have been more…..he just wanted to give her Henna Tattoos on her vaginas with his dick…and by henna tattoos, I mean herpes…not everyone is stuck in the 90s…but the guy who was wearing a Livestrong bracelet sure as hell was…but delusional people keep the world interesting, like the fat girl talking about her wet t-shirt contest conquests…confused by the fact that she has huge tits…that no one wants to see cuz they come with a huge everything else…mainly stomach…

I don’t know what I’m going on about…but I feel like it’s genius…


Take a second and Vote for friend and photographer of the site Gordon Holden – click “VOTE” on the top right or I’ll Post Nudes of Your Sister..Everyday…Until You Jerk Off To Her…not that you don’t already…freak.

Guess what…it’s drinking time…

Here are some links…

Awesome Texts with a Guy From Lost
GO

Hot Ass for Hump Day
GO

Pornstar Sydney Leathers is Making a Viral Song About Weiner…She’s a Such a Sabotaging Bitch…The Worst..
GO

Joanna Krupa’s Got Fitness
GO

Kristen Stewart Showing Off Her Bra
GO

Some Dude Covers “I Will Always Love You”…Pretty Ridiculous…
GO

Crazy OCD Love Pole
GO

Reporter Falls off Ladder
GO

Some Busty Chick Ashlin Being Sexy
GO

Hot Czech Sprinter
GO

Lady Gaga in V Magazine
GO

100 Babes Washing Cars
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15 Hot Cam Girls
GO

Chick From Bachelor Dead
GO

Actual Recruitment for Oregon Friendliest Cops!!
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The Most Bizarre College Mascots
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Lady Gaga Topless for V Magazine
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The New John Mayer / Katie Perry Song is Horrible
GO

Carrie Keagan Has Huge Tits…
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Some Hot As Fuck Gilr Strippin Down in Short Shorts in Venice Beach
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Some Nude Model Named Ana
GO

Good Guy Biker
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Hayden Panettiere Lookin Hot
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My Girl Anastasia Ashley’s Going Viral Again…
GO

Which Pop Star Would You Rather Bang?
GO

Here’s One Picture Of Miley Cyrus That Really Makes Me Want To Fuck Her
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Pam Anderson in a See Through Bikini
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Priscilla Salerno Thong Bikini
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Sex Tape Wars!!
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Adriana Lima is an Old Mom and She Eats Lunch…
GO

Here’s an overprotective kitty
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Amy Childs Big Tits in a Tight dress
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30 Hottest GIFs of Mila Kunis
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Prostitue Helps Catch Bank Robber
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Show Our Latest Partner Some Love and Check Out Their Awesome Clothes.
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Bethany Frankel in a Bikini for Twitter
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Some Chick Named Sarah Harding Soaked
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Crazy 5k Run
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Some Chick Named Andrea Burestein in a Bikini
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BEst Teacher EVER
GO

Prince’s First Selfie is Hilarious
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Best of Picking Up Girls Prank
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Woah…Coperhead Snake Bites Its Own Tail After Being Decapitated
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Taylor Swift’s Childhood Home Proves How Poor She Is – REAL FUCKING GHETTO…
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Cooking With Cum!
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Cute Girl Having too Much Fun in the Kitchen
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Bregje Heinen in a Bikini
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Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food
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Shay Laren Big Tits in Green Lingerie
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Cat Staring Contest
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Dog VS Leaf Blower
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Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe To Celebrate Her Divorce!
GO

Dude Gets Down From Electrical Tower the WQorst Way….
GO

Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nerd Gets Fucked Playing Some Videogame…WEIRDNESS
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Fingering Her Ass While Riding a Dildo
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Cam Girl Titty Massage
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Hot Girl May Not Have Underwear On
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Girl Shaves the Snatch
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3 Girls Eating Ass Together
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Today’s Poll – Which Sex Tape is Your Favorite?

Sydney Leathers – GO
or Myla GO
or Farrah GO

DSFCams is the Future
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Aug

Lady Gaga Naked for V Magazine of the Day

We get it Gaga…you’re dropping a new album…but seeing her naked makes me feel like THIS GUY ON THE SCOOTER …or even THIS GUY

She’s not hot, in fact she’s disgusting. Her act is played out, bullshit and annoying. She’s just a puppet for ugly people and the execs who make money off her….and as much as I am into artistic expression through nudity, even if the artistic expression is solid bully shit and just fantasy of a empty bitch pretending to be an artist..or have meaning…

She grosses me the fuck out….

Here is her shoot for V she wants everyone talking about, because everyone forgot about her the last few months, because that’s just how our attention span works….if you’re not screaming for attention, you don’t fucking exist…so here’s the screaming…that’s not quite as intense as HER SCREAMIN IN HER NUDE KICKSTARTER VIDEO …for her crazy meditation center she’s too cheap to bankroll, but totally into getting naked for, cuz it got the blogs talking…Useless maybe, ugly definitely, but ultimately, who cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2013

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Posing for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now…

Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots…

Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run it’s course and doesn’t exist, but rather is also the mainstream, where all the college frat kids who would be in The Gap if this was the 90s, are eating up and shitting it out…whether it’s EDM, or twerking, or Diplo, or whatever shit I blame the internet and her inability to leave the house cuz she’s famous for…it’s all been done….so done even some Disney bitch is up on it…which is another reason I like her, because being a Disney bitch at least in the past, making this kind of move, would be challenging…people would frown, but for some reason we don’t give a fuck how bad she is for her tween fans…because the world has gone to shit and we’ve all just accepted it…

But mainly, I just like her tight little body…at least in pictures…because I’m sure she’s a pain in the ass to hang out with, all spoiled and annoying….with a staff of coddlers…but in pictures..short hair…tight body people call a boy body or Bieber body or not…she’d be great to cum on..or in if you seek a retirement plan…

I guess what it comes down to is whether Fame whore Terry Richardson pulled his dick out, as he does, and made her touch it, with her mouth, because the trick to every hand job girls, is to use your mouth….because I know I would…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

14

Aug

Russia has the Best Speed Limit Signs of the Day

If all traffic signs looked like this, I would probably pee on them more than I already do…and by pee I mean stick my tongue on them like in the winter just to see if it gets stuck…preferable in their traffic sign vagina…I mean I’d totally want to smash into them…with my dick….which conveniently has been compared to a car accident where the whole family dies more than once…

I like Russia’s strategy to slow people down…this is like Human Trafficking applied to actual traffic, rather than webcam masturabtion prisons….

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

14

Aug

Tan Mom’s Music Video of the Day

Tan Mom is the kind of horribly vile human…disgusting to look at…that has a kid…I have seen women like this so many times before, carting their kids around, and I struggle to understand how a motherfucker could fuck them, even when drunk, you still have to get a fucking boner for the ditch pig and power through to orgasm before or after puking all over the bitch…To me, fucking such a disgusting pile of shit, in both color and quality of human, is the equivalent self hate as anorexia, drug addiction, even failed suicide…I mean imagine what her baby daddy thinks every time he’s reminded to pay child support for their kid…a kid that is nothing more than a reminder and evidence of his weakest fucking moment…a lifelong reminder, unless it dies of skin cancer…or negligent parenting as mommy monster is out making a fool of herself, making music for herself, that I can’t help but watch…because it’s so representative of all that is wrong in this world…

Why does she matter? Because you care. Now dance.

Here’s her other video…

Posted in:Videos