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2013

12

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak in Her Bikini for VS of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model who they are training to replace some of the older bitches who they need to put to pasture, and Magdalena Frackowiak is loving every second of it, but then again, who wouldn’t take St Barts bikini modelling over web cam masturbation in the basement of some shitty warehouse in war torn Eastern Europe, you know like the other girls who are human trafficked, this one was so top tier they threw her into legit modelling, and not peeing for me at 6 dollars a minute…

All this say, she’s pretty fucking spectacular….

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2013

12

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Marks & Spencer Lingerie

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely brings hope to bald guys everywhere, that if they go to the gym, become action star millionaires, they too will land pussy that is of this caliber…

She’s modelling lingerie, because she can…sometimes she models topless, because she can, and sometimes she out acts Megan Fox in shitty movies, because a well trained pile of shit could out act Megan Fox…

I am a fan of this Rosie bitch, I have a feeling she’s going places…

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2013

12

Aug

Charisma Carpenter Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

Sure she’s not as amazing as she was in Playboy a decade ago, cuz I can’t see her coifed manicured bush….but her implants are looking’ alright, but I guess in their defence, unlike her vagina, they aren’t in their 40s…now are they….

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2013

12

Aug

Paris Hilton Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Paris Hilton must be 45 years old now, but it’s nice to see she’s still putting in effort to get some level of attention, despite the whole Kim Kardashian winning at her own game against her, despite being fat….

You know, two rich girls who really don’t need to make themselves famous, but do anyway, through sex, because being famous is more fun than just having unlimited funds to finance their spoiled cunt behavior…

I was a fan of Paris falling off the map after years of being over exposed unnecessarily, and I am a fan of the fact that the paparazzi don’t even bother with anymore, and that the only people who actually care about her posting bikini pics are herself, and I guess me, because I’m posting this shit…but in my defence, I have a hard time letting go of the past and that’s why I am an alcoholic..

The good news, is that unlike that Kardashian, this party slut rich kid, isn’t fat….

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2013

12

Aug

Lake Bell’s Fat Tits Cover New York Magazine of the Day

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Lake Bell is some rich kid who became an actor as rich kids do…she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”…she’s 34, she’s got huge tits, she’s naked and body painted on the cover of New York Magazine, you can kinda see her nipple if you’re a big enough virgin…ultimately…who fucking cares. Just stare…

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2013

12

Aug

Daisy Lowe and Florence and the Machine Go Lesbian of the Day

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Here’s some seriously hipster crackhead shit you may or may not want to jerk off to…but it’s Daisy Lowe, the unwanted daughter of Gavin Rossdale, the very unwanted stepdaughter of Gwen Stefani, the trust fund model who probably does a shit ton of cocaine at music festivals everywhere….kissing some Florence and the Machine Florence Welch chick…on the lips…shot by Terry Richardson…probably wearing vintage clothes….probably running off no sleep fueled by drugs and alcohol…it’s just too fucking hip to contain…I think I need to grow a moustache…wear some skinny jeans…and talk about how much I hate mainstream things…

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2013

12

Aug

Judge Marilyn Milian Topless in the Caribbean of the Day

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I was emailed a long time about about this People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian chick…who is 52 and who has clearly bought herself some implants with her People’s Court money…all European on the beach with her titties hanging out….despite being thick…but still kinda erotic for daytime television fetishists everywhere..but forgot to post the pics…

Now they are doing the rounds and all I gotta say is thank god she’s not Judge Wapner….

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2013

12

Aug

Gracie Cavalho Shooting VS of the Day

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Gracie Carvalho is some new generation Victoria’s Secret model who I assume is the Adriana Lima replacement, because Victoria’s Secret has a fucking formula, and with that formula comes constantly replacing the old with new versions of themselves, in what I like to think happens in a freakish genetic lab I want to have sex with.

She’s 23, she’s in St Barts, she’s probably excited as fuck to be one of their girls on the roster, because that’s just how Victoria’s Secret has played it. It’s like if you make it in their catalog you fucking matter, but the reality of it is that they don’t actually pay well, because every girl everywhere wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model, so these girls are willing to do it for free for the title…

It may be idiotic, but anything that tricks girls into getting half naked, I’m into.

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2013

12

Aug

Kate Moss is Either Pregnant or Menopausal of the Day

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It was a toss up as to whether I’d post these pics of Kate Moss looking like an old lady with a boxy menopausal body to remember what was…or whether to post THESE PICS OF CHARLIZE THERON AND HER ANGELINA JOLIE / SANDRA BULLOCK / MADONNA BABY IN HER BIKINI

I guess both get the point that nothing is forever, so seize the fucking day and do whatever it is you have to do as fast as you can fucking do it because before you know it, you’re pushing 50 and so is your fucking body…no matter how hard you try…

It’s a good thing this girls made their millions in their 20s, so they can ride the good life, it’s just depressing to watch it go down…

Because with every stretch mark and bloat I see, I’m reminded that I am also old as fuck, but unlike these bitches, I’m not in a bikini living large, I’m in a basement apartment, living with a bitch who is large….

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2013

12

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Staged Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

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In case you were wondering – SEX TAPE SQUIRTER Farrah Abraham is still crying for attention…because I guess her SQUIRTING IN A SEX TAPE is losing traction and she’s pulling whatever she can to make more money…before filming a new one….which we all know is going to happen…and that I know I’m ready for cuz THE FIRST SEX TAPE was awesome…

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