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2013

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of the weekend was not taking a viagra and heading to the amusement park in sweatpants to see if I would get arrested if the rides excited me….and it wasn’t going out with my friend and his kid and accusing people of touching the kid’s penis just to see them freak out…and it wasn’t all the valuable life lessons I learned from homeless with no teeth…and it sure wasn’t all the hard nippled babes….the highlight of the weekend was the drank….

Here are some links..

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini for the Paparazzi
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Kris Jenner’s Reaction to Obama Saying Kim Kardashian Ruined America
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The BEst Break-Up Lines from Movies
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Today in WTF Pics
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Blind Dog Plays Catch
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Here is the Star Wars Medley
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Small Dog Caught Playing With Himself.
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A Bunch of Girls With Huge Tits
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It’s Kinda Scary How Bad People Want to Smell Like Beyonce
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Some Babe Giving Her Vagina a Shower
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The best thing about these naked girls…is that they are free…
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2013

12

Aug

Did Lea Michele Kill Cory for a Teen Choice Award of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty suspect that she’s thanking her dead Fiance, who she wasn’t with at the time of his death….who she didn’t save…because he was her fiancé for the sake of marketing their show and dying just made for a better storyline…Fiancés travel together

Is this a Courtney Love, leverage it to get yourself more famous because everyone with a soul, a group I am not part of, will assume you’re sincere and that your relationship was sincere, even though you’re an actor, and crying on command is part of the drill…and everything you’re a part of is a pile of bullshit…

Is it possible, that his dead was all for a teen choice award? It is vote based and they all love her right now….who knows the real truth…but I do know it’s a good storyline for next season of Glee…right?

Posted in:Lea Michele

2013

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t send dick pics or pics of me cumming over Snap Chat like you people of the future, but rather I mail it. I’m old fashioned like that. There’s just something special about being able to touch it 6-12 days later…

PS – this may be footage of a Florida UFO because all great things happen in Florida…From Trayvon to Zombies to Posting Dead Wife’s on Facebook to Hulk Hogan…

Here are some links….

Glamour Mug Shots
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Miley is Stalking her Ex Boyfriend’s Event
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Courtney Stodden’s Showing Off What May Be Vagina
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Imogen Thomas has Big Tits
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Some Soothing Dog Yoga
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Some Queen Latifah Titties
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Black Or White. Who’d You Rather?
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Valerie Cormier is Someone You Will Want to Fuck
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8 Breaking Bad PSAs
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Girl Sings You Are My Sunshine Without Opening Her Mouth
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Insane Slip and Slide
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Dirt Bike Rider VS Cranky Ram
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Gwen Stefani Wearing Not Enough Clothes at the Beach
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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12 Greatest Dancing Animals Ever
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The Hottest Celeb Instagram PIcs
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Cheerleaders of the Top 25
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Babes in Bikini
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A Whole Bunch of Bitches in Harper’s Bazaar
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Hot Bitches Getting Photobombed
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Nikki Leigh See Through to Bra
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Here are Kourtney Kardashian’s Paternity Results…
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Epic Karate Knockout
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Bonnie Sommerville Bra Peek
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Hot Bitches Nude with Oranges
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Couple Arrested for Fucking on the Plane
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Leilani Dowding Posing Topless
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Air Sex is the Weirdest Shit Ever
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Magdelena in her Bikini
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Nice Round Nipples Courtesy Of Imogen Thomas
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Some Girl Killing the Rock Guitar
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Check Out These Big Tits
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Fucker Gets What He Deserves
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Hot Babes Doing Stuff Naked
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Girl With a Booty Doing the Splits GIF
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I Love Courtney Stodden
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Girls Posing In Front of the Mirror
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Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Yoga Ball is Pretty Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Is Already Out Getting Wasted
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Amateur Babe Rubs One Out
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Girl and her Dildo Don’t Get Along Well
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Hugge Tits
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Best Drippy Pussy
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Girl Fingers Herself on a Nudist Beach
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Hot Nerd Naked on Cam
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Smokin’ Break
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Small Titty Post….
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Her Name is Rosmary and She Masturbates
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Aug

Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes from Lovelace of the Day

I love vintage porn because it has a certain level of eroticism rather than just gratuitous throat fucking, like the porn of today, because we as a people have lost our filter and are incapable of getting off to anything that isn’t graphic starring seriously damaged girls…but vintage porn, that shit paved the way for this shit, and most importantly, has rocking’ bush and I love bush, the hairier the fucking better.

I also love Amanda Seyfried playing Lindsay Lohan playing Linda Lovelace from Deep Throat….because I love Amanda Seyfried in all her non-Disney shit movies…because she’s got great tits and is down to be naked…sure she’s boring as fuck for the paparazzi, but she when she’s getting paid, she fucking brings it…

Here are some of the sex scenes from Lovelace, including a horrible anal scene, that if happened today, her vagina would be dripping and not taking a post rape shower…

Good times…

If you’re bored I suggest you compare this nude scene with these nude scenes:
Lindsay Lohan in the Canyons…and/or Amanda Seyfried in Chloe

This is so hot to me that I need to cool me down…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|NSFW

2013

10

Aug

More Rihanna Self Produced Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is still in the motherland, no not Africa, but Barbados, where it all started for her as a child prostitute at a Karaoke bar for the tourists, at least according to my Barbados scuba dive instructor…

A prostitution that she took tot he mainstream, where instead of just getting by to feed a drug addiction, she does it in a pop culture, singing and dancing way…but whenever she gets the chance, she’ll snap off some nudes, or bikini pics, making her sex face she’s faked so many times to get paid, and I fucking love it…

She may not be the hottest, but she puts in work to come across like she is, you know sexing it up and that’s all that matters to me…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

10

Aug

Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you…

Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits…

Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet

Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far…

That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them.

I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before

To See The Rest of the TOpless Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW

2013

10

Aug

Breast Feeding Mom in Texas Brings the Top 5 Breast Feeding Videos of the Day

Apparently this woman did what nature told her and pulled out her titty and started feeding her baby in public and conveniently had her husband film the shit, because clearly she was trying to cause a stink and make a point for the internet, because she knew legally she was allowed to nurse her child covered or uncovered, because she’s obviously one of those annoying moms who feels like it is her higher duty to break down convention and the conservative people of the world by pulling her tit out in public…

Don’t get me wrong. breast feeding can be hot, especially if I am the one being fed, but for the most part every public breast feeder I’ve seen has been some lesbian looking bitch who only had a kid thanks to a sperm donor.

I also love tits and any people willing to post tits in pictures on the internet to prove a point, is a friend of mine…except when those tits are covered up in the video and all we see is her fucking back…

I mean I don’t think I’ve ever hated a bitch with her tit pulled out of her shirt as I do right now.

She should do something like matters like shut her bratty kids up and shoot some porn.

Or maybe she should respect the rules of the establishment and have her titty sucked in the streets not a private store.

I feel like these assholes talked about this until it was annoying, and are probably still talking about it, so to celebrate the porn that is breast feeding, for perverts like me, here are the Top 5 breast feeding videos on Youtube..

1- HOW TO BREASTFEED TWINS – VERY INFORMATIVE!! Fast Forward to the 4 minute mark…

2- At 40 Seconds a Nipple Gets Milked….

3- Some Girl Milking Herself

4- Big Titties in a Bikini Breast Feeding

5 Some Great Tits Milking Herself – Good Job Ana Garcia

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

Aug

Marloes Horst for Stella McCartney Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract because the clients are actually in on it together and have a little “share our bitches” policy…you know pass her around, we’ll each get out turn with her, and in the process she’ll make more of a name for herself, we all get a taste, and ultimately, she’ll be replaced by a younger, hotter version…unless of course Stella McCartney lingerie is just a secret division of Victoria’s Secret, because they are the number 1 underwear producer of the world, and that would only make sense, but they don’t want you to know that because these designer panties sell for 500 dollars a pair not 3 for 20 dollars…even though they are the same fucking thing….it’s what we call the fashion scam…

I’m all for wife swapping, so feel free to send me pics of your woman spreading her ass …thanks in advance…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2013

09

Aug

Rita Ora’s Big Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they are conditioning to take over when Rihanna finally cracks. This is how the music industry works. They make the bulk of their money building up the star and once the star is made they just ride the wave and take their piece before feeding them money and drugs to make them crash and burn so that they can do it all over again…and she’s got a pretty fat ass…the kind of fat ass I wouldn’t mind getting lost it, or trying to chip a tooth on, even though that’d be impossible, cuz it’s too soft…reminding me that I don’t mind a little fat on a bitch if it’s in the right place, I mean anorexia and fit bodies are good, but sometimes, a big round ass is better…

Rita Ora and her big ass titties is worth looking’ out for…even if you’re looking’ at her from behind…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

09

Aug

Lena Dunham is a Monster of the Day


I get it.

Lena Dunham is a connected pig who knows all the write people and in being an ugly slob has mastered the craft of writing since no one, at least no one with sight, had any interest being seen in public with her, in a who cares who your rich and famous parents and their rich and famous friends are, you’re gross and I can’t been seen with you….

I get it

Lena Dunham is non-threatening to all the fat chicks who watch TV every sunday and seeing her naked makes them fell like they can relate, while the hot chicks are out with dudes living life and not married to their TV, an while hot girls will ruin the whole concept of the show, because girls won’t watch babes getting male attention, that kind of thing makes them feel like shit about themselves…and you need them feeling good about themselves so they buy the products we shove down their fucking throats…

I get it, but I don’t like it. Where I’m from, if you look like this you’re taken out back and shot. You’re shoved in a shitty back warehouse job, you are on online dating sites and used for 4 am booty call blow jobs, before you die alone or lure some loser into marrying you cuz he is tired of being lonely…girls like this don’t belong on TV…not den as the ugly chick, cuz Hollywood ugly is still supposed to be hot…especially when that TV role involves naked and getting laid…

That said, here are her pokies for you freaks…it’s so unfortunate…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lena Dunham