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2013

23

Jul

Guy Throws Raccoon Down the Stairs To Defend His Dog of the Day

I don’t know why I feel bad for the racoon in this video, of a guy trying to save his dog from being attacked by the rabid thing.

I mean racoons are shitty garbage eating urban fucking wildlife that rape cats, aren’t very nice, and get in my fucking garbage…

They are meant to be supper in the South, like people love eating them in the south, so seeing a dude protecting his dog, throwing the thing like a fucking frisbee should make me laugh…

Maybe I feel bad for the coon cuz I am a lover of animals, or maybe it is because I saw this video of some redneck backwoods showering with his dinner

Update – this is apparently the founder of DIGG.

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Jul

Kate Moss Nipple Slip for some Campaign of the Day

Kate Moss still gets some work and as far as I’m concerned she is the only relevant model around. Even if she’s pushing 50 and a mom, probably has the most battered fucking vagina around, thanks to fucking a lot of people, many of them A-Listers, some of them rockstars, all of them with hundreds of unprotected sexual encounters under their belts, fascinating me, you know just out of curiosity, to taste what an old, used pussy tastes like when it isn’t a street whore, but rather a model worth millions. I am sure it’s all floral and fragrant and amazing…like fine wines and expensive creams and oils…but under that mask, or illusion, is pussy far worse than porn pussy…and that excites me…

I also like that she has bush, is into showing it off, and today all we’ve got are some behind the scenes pics from some campaign she did, that may or may not have nipple, but as far as I’m concerned do, not that her nipple is anything you haven’t seen before, she’s topless all the fucking time, and amazing…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

23

Jul

Farrah Abraham Playing Mom for the Press of the Day

I don’t know who Farrah Abraham’s advisor is, probably because I still barely know who Farrah Abraham is, I mean I’ve watched her squirt in a sex tape with a pornstar, a movie that is clearly her soft launch into a porn career, because girls who have kids at 16 are generally fucked up sexually to begin with, and porn just makes sense…it’s really the biggest thing she’s done for herself ever. It made her household, but like all things internet, people care for 10 minutes if you’re lucky and move the fuck on.

But Farrah, like a lyric of a shitty love song, just keeps holding on, hoping for more that the 100,000 dollars she reportedly made off the sex tape, a number I find low, considering they sold over 100,000 copies of the shit…but a number I hope is real, because 100,000 can’t buy you shit these days, and bitch put herself out there to make it, meaning more is to come…hopefully while she chums…as she squirts.

So, she’s now doing the Stripclub circuit at Vivid’s new chain of stripclubs by night, and staging paparazzi pics posing with her babies by day, in what I like to think is little “take her kids away from her, there are parents far better than this one who have had their kids taken away”….and a lot “keep the kid with her so we can see what the is future criminal, hooker, becomes thanks to having a mom like this”…

Here she is pretending to be a mom for the paparazzi because it helps sell her porns…

Either way, it’s funny, even if you’re like me and don’t really give a fuck at all….Lies everywhere…

To see the CLICK HERE

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

23

Jul

Beyonce Stuck in her Number 1 Fan of the Day

Beyonce had a show in montreal last night…and I had a feeling she was in the same city as me…not because we are connected at the fucking soul, but because she’s the fucking devil and all I felt was evil around me…like the illuminati were outside my house watching to make sure I didn’t try to humiliate her or something…

But it turns out she humiliated herself, as she got her weave stuck in a fan and some security dude tried to sort her out…

I am sure there was more than one person killed off for this, you know punishment for making her look like an idiot, because she’s a fucking cunt with too much power, and like all cunts with too much power…”off with their heads”…

I don’t see what the big deal is, she kinda looks her hottest restrained, struggling, and trying to save face, when you know inside her soul she’s fucking raging and coming for fucking blood.

I kinda wish her being stuck in her number 1 fan, was more along the lines of two dogs breeding stuck, you know her huge cock lodged in and unable to come out cuz it’s burred.

But this is still good enough…

The video was captured by my homies at Montreality and they did good.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Wanna know what is as good as getting nude pics from amazing girls…getting nude pics from not so amazing girls…Whether they are sent in directly from the source or from a boyfriend who wants to show off…or an ex-boyfriend who just hates the bitch and wants me to expose her to you retards…it is always amazing and it always brightens up my day…so keep that in mind when you’re in the mood to do a good deed…my favorite is spread asshole shots…

Here are some links…

Girls Who Just Want to Have Fun
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Amanda Bynes Robbed Her Weed Dealer
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Subway Sandwich Now Comes In Dick Flavor.
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The 15 Best Movies Inspired By True Events
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BikinI bull Ride is Amazing
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These Babes Will Do Anything…on Cam…For You…
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Bill Clinton Sings Blurred Lines…while I Jerk of to Emily Ratatatat’s Tats
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Some Retro Star Wars Posters for the Nerds
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Quicksand is Pretty Cool
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Some News on THOR
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Hey Girls Would You Have Sex With This Thing…
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Nude Hot Girl I Want to Be Friends With
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Emily Ratatajkowski Before She Was Famous
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Megan Fox on Set…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I always thought I was the royal baby…at least that’s what I used to pay hookers to tell me…while they “crowned” me….but today that all changed…but at least I’ll always have the memories to masturbate to…it’s better than love, cuz it doesn’t talk back or make annoying requests from you…like normal wives…

It amazes me why people get married…here’s some wife proving it…

No woman is worth the headaches…but yet they all bring the head aches because they are fucking princesses who act like princesses cuz they have you by the fucking balls…cuz you are an idiot scared of being alone.

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Bitches in Sports Bras
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Mother Daughter Sex Fetish of the Day
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Falling Beauty Queen is Hilarious
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Deaf Baby Hears for the First Time…Seriously. Dead.
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Some Chick Named Petra Muratroyd in Some Weird See Through Hard Nipple Shirt
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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics
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Baby Raccoon Taking a Shower
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Ashlie in Suspenders and Pretty Much Very Little Else
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Music Without Music
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Hard Nipples!
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Interview with my GF Emily Ratatatatatakowjski
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Hugh Janus’ Birthday Prank
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Spike Lee Uses Kickstarter to Fund Movie Cuz He’s Cheap
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The Celebs at Jimmy Kimmel’s Wedding
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Jennifer Aniston’s on Set
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Miley Cyrus Leather, Panty Upskirt
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25 Things More Exciting Than the Royal Baby
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Jesse and the Rippers Reunite
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10 Minutes of Crazy
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Slow Motion of a Babe in a Massage Chair
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Chistina Ricci Looking Hot in THe Edit
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Huge Robot Friends a Little Girl
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Jessica Wright in her Bikini
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A Whole Lot of Huge Fucking Tits.
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Fuck Vanessa Hudgens, Who’s Her Friend With The Big Tits?
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Bryan Cranston Makes Out With a Dude
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Snoring Duck
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Jumping Jacks Bikini Challenge
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Miranda Kerr Holding the Mic Proper
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Selena Gomez in Short Shorts
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Who’d You Rather? Celeb v. Model
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Lookin’ Down Jessica Chastain’s Dress
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Scientifically Accurate Duck Tails
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Vin Diesel with Other Celebrity’s Hair
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Girl Opening Beer with her Teeth
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Parking Lot Wars
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Penelope Cruz is Comedically Pregnant
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The Best Costumes at Comic Con – Ranked…
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Mom Tits in a Bikini
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More Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Beer Chug
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Lubed Up Ass Fuck Time
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Dog Finds a Kitten and Saves her….CUTE.
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Ice Ice Baby Sung By the Movies
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Some Random Bitches in Bikinis…
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Some Trashy Bitch in a Sheer Bodysuit
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Hot Bitch Naked Sun Bathing
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Tricia Helfer Pokies!
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Elisa Morucci Naked in Malena
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Some Babe Named Fernanda Marin in a Bikini…
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Tits in a Photoshoot…
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Girls Showing Off Their Gap….
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Sofia Vergara Disgusts Me
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Hundreds If Not 1000s of Webcam Babes Web Camming…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Weird Fart Porn Fetish Edited Into a Beat Box…What the fuck
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Stretched Asshole With a Purple Toy
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Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation
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A Girl with a Dildo in Her Ass….
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A Girl with a Cucumber in the Ass…
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Jul

The Fat Chick in the Middle is an SI Star Model of the Day

I repeat…the fat one is an SI Supermodel….but not just any SI Supermodel, their biggest (literally)…She’s been on the cover a lot, because she sells magazines, in an era magazines don’t matter, and they are milking her like the cow she is clearly modelling her body type after…her spirit animal. Even though, she’s fucking fat and has no business modelling bikinis, but I guess the world is open minded to it since 90 percent of girls are fat pigs now…but I am the 10 percent motherfucker…I want my bikini models to not look like dumpy piles of shit.

It makes no fucking sense on a few levels, the first being why dudes like a fat girl just cuz she has tits, wouldn’t it be better if SI found a fit girl with tits? The second being, wouldn’t Kate Upton know she’s expected to be half naked all the time, it is her job, and thus spend days starving herself and working out?…Third being, wouldn’t SI find a fit girl with tits instead of using this one….

If you don’t believe me…here’s another photo evidence of Kate Upton from another angle…she’s the fucking worst, fight it all you want, send in hate male, I am right. Here is proof.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

22

Jul

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini on a Yacht in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

Bar Refaeli is boating…and while boating…she is using the oldest confidence booster in the game…featuring a busted up broken down girl who makes Bar, who is no longer really relevant anymore, feel hot as fuck.

You see it is not that Bar isn’t still hot, or that her tits are now something I wouldn’t want to play grabbing tits with, it is to say that she’s not as relevant, and she might as well be ugly, because that’s how she feels on the inside no matter how much she pretends she doesn’t…she can smile and act like the ultimate bikini babe…she can even count her money for reassurance…but it’s way easier to just pose in pics with a gremlin…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Panty Flash of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus cuz she’s looks like a retard. You know an inbred idiot who would have no teeth if she didn’t have a cosmetic dentist and millions of dollars and a spoiled brat attitude…

I like that she’s got this hot little body that looks younger than it is, because Disney likes to protect their investment by keeping their puppets young and ready to monetize if needed, until they decide to dispose of them, by making them look crazy and replacing them with new puppets to brain wash the young.

While here is this ones showing off her country possum, ruining it with panties, but still worth looking at it trying to escape her panties, like it was about to be caught for a good backwoods dinner, even if I prefer her possum in gampies shed about to be taught some valuable lessons about being a country girl from the backwoods…you know and how to keep the blood line of the family still goin’

To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here’s a bonus twitter pussy grab…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

22

Jul

Some Chick Named Sarah Lane Takes Big Titty Pics of the Day

I do not know if this Sarah Lane is the same Sarah Lane that has a Wikipedia page….I just know this Sarah Lane has huge tits.

The Sarah Lane on Wikipedia was on G4TV when G4TV still existed…I didn’t bother looking her up to see if she had huge tits…but she does have a fan base of virgin loser nerds, who probably simulate weddings with her, and hold her on some pedestal she doesn’t deserve to be put on, but talks the talk that gets her there…you see cuz virgin losers like any girls who show any sign of interest in their nonsense obsessions….even fatties…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I do know it is done properly..next time more nipple.

Posted in:Sarah Lane